2018 NFL Football

Bella · Post Post #625 (ISO) » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:50 am

And I as I typed that out, THE BORTORTLE HAS BEEN BENCHED.

Buckle up, Jags fans, it's CODY KESSLER TIME!

Kmd4390 · Post Post #626 (ISO) » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:08 pm

Ravens/Saints announcers: Tucker has never missed an extra point in his career.
Me: Really? You have to say that? Way to jinx him.
Tucker: misses extra point

As soon as he said it everyone had to see it coming. They always do that. Lol.

ISO · Post Post #627 (ISO) » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:50 pm

fuck those guys

shaft.ed · Post Post #628 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:24 am

In post 626, Kmd4390 wrote:Ravens/Saints announcers: Tucker has never missed an extra point in his career.
Me: Really? You have to say that? Way to jinx him.
Tucker: misses extra point

As soon as he said it everyone had to see it coming. They always do that. Lol.

I'm p sure theyve said that before
but he didnt miss those times
so you didnt notice

SleepyKrew · Post Post #629 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:06 am

he missed because he's older than ever

Bella · Post Post #630 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:16 am

John Gruden, 17th October: "We're not tanking."

Also John Gruden, 22nd October: *Trades best WR to the Cowboys to collect another 1st round pick*

Bella · Post Post #631 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:20 am

Based on current standings, the Raiders have the 4th, 9th and 15th picks in the 2019 draft.

BROseidon · Post Post #632 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:02 am

Definitely not tanking

scotmany12 · Post Post #633 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:03 am

Won't give up a second rounder for Earl Thomas, won't give up a fifth rounder for Josh Gordon, gives up a first rounder for Amari Cooper

lol Cowboys

PJ. · Post Post #634 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:11 am

Genius

Kmd4390 · Post Post #635 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:12 am

I got called an idiot who doesn't know football for saying the Raiders are tanking.

shaft.ed · Post Post #636 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:00 am

I really think this is just Chucky's long plotted revenge

Bella · Post Post #637 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:07 am

In post 633, scotmany12 wrote:Won't give up a second rounder for Earl Thomas, won't give up a fifth rounder for Josh Gordon, gives up a first rounder for Amari Cooper

lol Cowboys

They really dropped the ball on this one, so I guess they have a lot in common with Cooper.

PokerFace · Post Post #638 (ISO) » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:03 pm

I thought Cowboys would trade for Cooper, but didn't think they would be willing to give up a first rounder

Guess they are in panic mode over their record and desire to move on from Dez

I got a feeling Browns may sign Dez before season is over

shaft.ed · Post Post #639 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:45 am

nah
Browns aren't going anywhere this year, why bring in a vet you won't need
Save the capital and keep building

PokerFace · Post Post #640 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:03 am

Where you guys think Dez will go if anywhere?

Where you think Bell will go, or you think he stay in Pitt?

PJ. · Post Post #641 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:25 am

They're really only throwing the ball to Landry and Njoku anyway. Callaway got 39 targets but only 16 catches, so that's not good, but another receiver probably won't fix that fact that they aren't really using the ones they have, especially one who admittedly has kinda struggled to get open in recent years, like Dez.

30% of the targets go to Landry, 19% to Njoku, 11% to Callaway, 9.5% to Johnson. so the last 30% got to a mixture of everyone else(this is including guys who are not with the team so the number might be slightly more skewed than they look).

edit: i think dex is just done now.

Kmd4390 · Post Post #642 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:56 am

Yeah Dez signing and a Bell trade are probably non stories at the moment.

PJ. · Post Post #643 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:10 am

The bummer about Bell is I think he should of done this last year.

pickemgenius · Post Post #644 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:02 pm

Oakland is tanking and doing what I would love to do if I were ever in charge of a franchise by trade pieces and acquiring draft picks. My issue comes with that I believe Gruden is a garbage talent evaluator.

PJ. · Post Post #645 (ISO) » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:04 pm

I feel he just chose wrong

Bella · Post Post #646 (ISO) » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:13 pm

In post 644, pickemgenius wrote:Oakland is tanking and doing what I would love to do if I were ever in charge of a franchise by trade pieces and acquiring draft picks. My issue comes with that I believe Gruden is a garbage talent evaluator.

The best thing about the Cooper trade is that we can both mock John Gruden for being a lying sack of shit trying to lose his way to Vegas AND the Cowboys for giving up a first round pick for a receiver who'd try to catch a cold and fucking drop it. It's win-win for fans of 30 NFL teams, less so for poor Raider fans who're enduring this right before the team fucks off to Vegas and Cowboy fans who're Cowboy fans so fuck 'em.

PJ. · Post Post #647 (ISO) » Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:28 pm

I don't think he knew he was trying to tank until he found out he was bad. Like..trading Carr would of been just as good for tanking *and* bether for the future.

Nero Cain · Post Post #648 (ISO) » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:19 am

I mean, what if they aren't tanking and just suck?

Nero Cain · Post Post #649 (ISO) » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:24 am

In post 646, Bella wrote:for a receiver who'd try to catch a cold and fucking drop it.

like why can't this just be the reason that he was traded?