Me & Katie:
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:13:00 AMForward
I'm literally the lesbian aladdin.
"I can show you a world...shining shimmering splendid."
And obviously the chunky.
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:09:14 AMReport Post Forward
yes quite heaty
okay okay okay
you can skip back in time or something right
what is your favorite flavour of peanut butter
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:07:22 AMForward
Fok yeah blowtorch these bitches.
Ask your question my goddess.
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:05:16 AMReport Post Forward
i literally love you more than everyone else already.
i have a question though
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:02:08 AMForward
I like how your mind works.
Lets do it. I'm on board. I'mma just get my matches.
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:00:46 AMReport Post Forward
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good question
uhhh let's see we can make it look like an accident and get the life insurance/fire insurance policy or some crap
what do you think
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 12:57:31 AMForward
You got it sexyface.
So how we gonna burn dese bitches to the ground?
And then Me & Tinkles:Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 02:00:14 AMForward
"A WHOLE NEWWWW WOOOOOOORLD"
~Lesbian Aladdin
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:59:04 AMReport Post Forward
montgomery burns (from the simplesons) is mine
ok
i love it so much. i am going to print out that message and pin it to my wall
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:57:28 AMForward
Burns are my kink.
lets get vegas married like in the commercial.
the only one who can hold a candle to my flame is Kaaaaaaaytie. I just moaned ur name. Did you like it?
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:55:00 AMReport Post Forward
i love blowtorches theyre super kinky
ur so hot babe i wish we could marry each other
your wit is unparalleled throughout the lands
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:53:39 AMForward
omfg imma use this blowtorch on you >8^( jk jkjk can you imagine?
because they are out of tune and loud *mic drop*
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:52:29 AMReport Post Forward
ha, i lied to your face i did mention kids earlier ahahaa
i hate greek choirs why would you give me 1000 of them
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:50:33 AMForward
You're right, no kids. My bad I made that up.
And your singing is like that of 1000 greek choirs.
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:48:55 AMReport Post Forward
duck tales woawooeawow that was mee singing the ducktales theme song did you lime kt
what kids i never mentioned kids
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:47:58 AMForward
wow that just makes me think of ducktales.
and I'd probably be upset, but your kids were just getting in the way anyways.
Katie Gallagher · Jun 16 2018, 01:46:25 AMReport Post Forward
fun fact ryan gosling can actually turn into a gosling at will
also he stole my kids
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 02:15:27 AMForward
titmouse
Tinkles · Jun 16 2018, 02:14:56 AMReport Post Forward
Arreola
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 02:09:24 AMForward
gluteus maximus
Tinkles · Jun 16 2018, 02:07:40 AMReport Post Forward
Stamen
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 02:05:08 AMForward
optic nerve
Tinkles · Jun 16 2018, 02:01:40 AMReport Post Forward
E=MC^2
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 02:00:28 AMForward
hypotenuse
Tinkles · Jun 16 2018, 01:59:26 AMReport Post Forward
I love it when you talk scientific to me, bb
Tracer · Jun 16 2018, 01:55:21 AMForward
the feeling is mutual my divine equus.
Tinkles · Jun 16 2018, 01:53:47 AMReport Post Forward
I love you already