Ferris Wheel Of Death: Definitive Edition (It’s over!)

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Ferris Wheel Of Death: Definitive Edition (It’s over!)

Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:18 am

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►PLAY


Thank you for buying the Ferris Wheel Of Death: Definitive Edition.
In this disc, you will find a collection of 25+ Ferris Wheel Of Death games, a behind-the-scenes look at how a Ferris Wheel Of Death is created, several unreleased Ferris Wheel Of Death scenes, and a compilation of all deaths. Please enjoy.

Spoiler: The Ferris Wheel Of Death: Definitive Edition


Credit to StrangerCoug for the rules used.
You have 72 hours or until I have 12 signups (whichever happens second) to board the Ferris wheel. Each player in a round does so at random. At the top of the wheel is a gun that can be used to obliterate any player's seat. Once it gets to be your turn, select one player you would like to kill and bold the name of that player and how they die. That player immediately loses the game. However, you only have 24 hours to make your decision. Unless it's the first turn of the round, time is measured from the last death, not from the mod update. If you run out of time, you die. When it's not your turn, however (and if you are still alive), you are allowed to plead with the shooter, make alliances with other players, or otherwise convince the shooter to kill somebody other than you. You may make alliances anyhow you want: in thread, in secret on Discord, I don't care. The last person alive on the wheel wins.

Spoiler: Players in “Ferris Wheel: Definitive Edition”:
1. StrangerCoug
2. xofelf
3. Iprobablysuck
4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
12. Charles510
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Post Post #5 (isolation #1) » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:37 pm

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In post 4, 2 718281828459 wrote:...so is this the same standard ferris wheel? I thought I was actually making things interesting.
Not Interested
It’s the
Definitive Edition
, which is clearly superior to the normal edition.
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Post Post #8 (isolation #2) » Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:34 am

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In post 7, 2 718281828459 wrote:OK, so
HOW
is the "Definitive Edition" superior to the normal edition?
It comes in this cool shiny case and has random useless extras too. And if you call in the next 30 minutes, you’ll get The Ferris Wheel Of Death: The Card Game for free! That’s a $15 dollar saving! But hurry! Time is running out!
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Post Post #10 (isolation #3) » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:34 pm

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In post 9, 2 718281828459 wrote:Wait, what is the card game? That is actually somewhat interesting.
It’s that one game that got kickstarted in 2012 and was supposed to arrive in 2013, but kept getting delayed for some reason and is actually just a scam! How fun!
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Post Post #13 (isolation #4) » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:52 pm

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In post 12, 2 718281828459 wrote:
In post 10, NotAJumbleOfNumbers wrote:
In post 9, 2 718281828459 wrote:Wait, what is the card game? That is actually somewhat interesting.
It’s that one game that got kickstarted in 2012 and was supposed to arrive in 2013, but kept getting delayed for some reason and is actually just a scam! How fun!
Link?
Sure! It’s at ireallyhopethislinkdoesn’tactuallygotoascamwebsiteatallbecausethisisajoke.com!
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Post Post #21 (isolation #5) » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:58 pm

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Alright, that's 12!
Please wait for your seats while I randomize your placements...
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Post Post #22 (isolation #6) » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:02 pm

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All placements have been decided.
I spent hours making sure your cabs were all nice and tidy, so can you please not completely wreck them?

1. StrangerCoug
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

2. xofelf
3. Iprobablysuck
4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
12. Charles510
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Post Post #24 (isolation #7) » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:10 pm

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1. StrangerCoug
2. xofelf
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

3. Iprobablysuck
4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
12. Charles510
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Post Post #28 (isolation #8) » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:36 pm

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If you haven’t noticed already, there’s a laptop connected to the internet in your cabs, if only StrangerCoug had not destroyed all of the cell towers with his nuke.

1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
3. Iprobablysuck
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
12. Charles510
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Post Post #32 (isolation #9) » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:44 am

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1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
3. Iprobablysuck
4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
died peacefully in their sleep.

10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
DIED FROM A THOUSAND MAGIKARPS

12. Charles510
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Post Post #34 (isolation #10) » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:05 am

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Hey! You can’t just
leave
a Ferris Wheel Of Death like that! You have to kill everyone else first!

1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
MODKILLED FOR HOPPING OFF THE WHEEL

3. Iprobablysuck
4. VashtaNeurotic
5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
died peacefully in their sleep.

10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
DIED FROM A THOUSAND MAGIKARPS

12. Charles510
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Post Post #41 (isolation #11) » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:43 am

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At this point, either you’ve killed someone or you’re dead.

1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
MODKILLED FOR HOPPING OFF THE WHEEL

3. Iprobablysuck
THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA WAS TOO HEARTBREAKING

4. VashtaNeurotic
INSERT CRICKET REFERENCE HERE

5. TanisNikana
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
died peacefully in their sleep.

10. Haschel Cedricson
11. Felissan
DIED FROM A THOUSAND MAGIKARPS

12. Charles510
GUNS ARE STILL LETHAL
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Post Post #42 (isolation #12) » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:46 am

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wait Vash is dead whoops
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Post Post #44 (isolation #13) » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:21 am

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1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
MODKILLED FOR HOPPING OFF THE WHEEL

3. Iprobablysuck
THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA WAS TOO HEARTBREAKING

4. VashtaNeurotic
INSERT CRICKET REFERENCE HERE

5. TanisNikana
6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
<-- TOP OF THE WHEEL

8. Vijarada
9. YurikoJasmine
died peacefully in their sleep.

10. Haschel Cedricson
████ ████ ███-█████ ████ ███ ██████

11. Felissan
DIED FROM A THOUSAND MAGIKARPS

12. Charles510
GUNS ARE STILL LETHAL
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Post Post #51 (isolation #14) » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:30 pm

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1. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

2. xofelf
MODKILLED FOR HOPPING OFF THE WHEEL

3. Iprobablysuck
THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA WAS TOO HEARTBREAKING

4. VashtaNeurotic
INSERT CRICKET REFERENCE HERE

5. TanisNikana
#SunriseLandForever

6. panthaleon
RECIEVED A LETHAL DOSE OF EXPLOSION

7. Xalxe
SHOOT AND YOU WILL BE SHOT

8. Vijarada
<-- WINNER!

9. YurikoJasmine
died peacefully in their sleep.

10. Haschel Cedricson
████ ████ ███-█████ ████ ███ ██████

11. Felissan
DIED FROM A THOUSAND MAGIKARPS

12. Charles510
GUNS ARE STILL LETHAL


⏸PAUSE

Well, that was fun.
...
Does anyone fancy another game?
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Post Post #57 (isolation #15) » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:55 pm

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⏏️EJECT

inserts FWOD Definitive Edition: Limited Collectors Edition

►PLAY


Thank You for buying The Ferris Wheel Of Death: Definitive Edition: Limited Collectors Edition. This disc contains:
-All of the FWOD: Definitive Edition items plus another game
-FWOD: The Video Game, whenever they actually make it
-That warm fuzzy feeling of owning something limited, even though the original version may as well be limited too because eventually everything stops being produced because of the heat death of the universe
-No follow-up to the existential crisis you most likely experienced
Enjoy.

(Signups have been reopened.)

Spoiler: Players in “FWOD Definitive Edition: Limited Collectors Edition”:
1. Vijarada
2. Xalxe
3. Iprobablysuck
4. animorpherv1
5. Charles510
6. xofelf
7. Felissan
8. Cheery Dog
9. StrangerCoug
10. YurikoJasmine
11. VashtaNeurotic
12. Inferno390
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Post Post #67 (isolation #16) » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:57 am

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note to self: i cannot use my thread mod powers without going mad with power
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Post Post #73 (isolation #17) » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:57 pm

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it is in fact time to start the ferris wheel. just one moment.
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Post Post #74 (isolation #18) » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:00 pm

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1. Xalxe
<— TOP OF THE WHEEL

2. VashtaNeurotic
3. YurikoJasmine
4. xofelf
5. Iprobablysuck
6. StrangerCoug
7. Vijarada
8. animorpherv1
9. Cheery Dog
10. Charles510
11. Felissan
12. Inferno390

and we’re off!
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Post Post #78 (isolation #19) » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:05 am

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hi
wait i’m not even playing
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Post Post #89 (isolation #20) » Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:09 am

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In post 88, VashtaNeurotic wrote:Vija dies peacefully in his sleep. Dreaming of his first win
you gotta bold for it to be official
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Post Post #91 (isolation #21) » Sat Nov 17, 2018 12:49 pm

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uh oh, modkill time!

1. Xalxe
2. VashtaNeurotic
3. YurikoJasmine
MODKILLS ARE NEVER FUN

4. xofelf
<— TOP OF THE WHEEL

5. Iprobablysuck
PET STORE (oh and ips too) GETS CRUSHED BY METEOR

6. StrangerCoug
7. Vijarada
NEVER WOKE UP FROM HIS DREAM

8. animorpherv1
9. Cheery Dog
10. Charles510
11. Felissan
12. Inferno390
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Post Post #99 (isolation #22) » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:46 am

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In post 98, Inferno390 wrote:
In post 93, StrangerCoug wrote:
In post 92, xofelf wrote:
This time the volcano has Xalxe's name on it, the kitty goddess requests vengeance for the death of her kind.
Thank you :D That's exactly why I was going to kill him, so in return, I will spare you.

Inferno390 dies in, appropriately enough, an inferno
Frick you
/in for next
Thank you for re-applying to the Ferris Wheel Of Death.
The next available Ferris Wheel will be in (expired on 2018-12-19 18:38:24).

1. Xalxe
UPSET THE KITTEN GODS

2. VashtaNeurotic
HOPEFULLY DIDN’T CAUSE ANOTHER EBOLA OUTBREAK

3. YurikoJasmine
MODKILLS ARE NEVER FUN

4. xofelf
<— TOP OF THE WHEEL

5. Iprobablysuck
PET STORE (oh and ips too) GETS CRUSHED BY METEOR

6. StrangerCoug
7. Vijarada
NEVER WOKE UP FROM HIS DREAM

8. animorpherv1
9. Cheery Dog
BURNED TO DEATH FOR NO REASON

10. Charles510
TOUCHED A PLASMA SPHERE AND GOT ZAPPED

11. Felissan
12. Inferno390
BURNT UP IN AN INFERNO
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Post Post #104 (isolation #23) » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:50 pm

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1. Xalxe
UPSET THE KITTEN GODS

2. VashtaNeurotic
HOPEFULLY DIDN’T CAUSE ANOTHER EBOLA OUTBREAK

3. YurikoJasmine
MODKILLS ARE NEVER FUN

4. xofelf
<— WINNER!

5. Iprobablysuck
PET STORE (oh and ips too) GETS CRUSHED BY METEOR

6. StrangerCoug
THE VOLCANO STILL HAS THEIR NAME ON IT

7. Vijarada
NEVER WOKE UP FROM HIS DREAM

8. animorpherv1
TUCKED “WARMLY” INTO “BED”

9. Cheery Dog
BURNED TO DEATH FOR NO REASON

10. Charles510
TOUCHED A PLASMA SPHERE AND GOT ZAPPED

11. Felissan
GRAVITY STILL APPLIES IF YOU’RE NOT IN A CABIN

12. Inferno390
BURNT UP IN AN INFERNO


alright we’re done here bye
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