The-Great-Text-Adventure-Maze

[vonflare]

dont die. or else.

[vonflare]

>

force exit the game

walk up

You walk north. You reach a dead end. Your mouth feels dry.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

>walk back and go through front pathway

You retrace your steps back to the beginning, then go the other way.

You reach an intersection. The path forks left, right, and straight ahead.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

>go straight

The hallway continues forward, but a side passage extends to your left.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

search for dampness

You scrounge around on the floor, looking for dampness. You cannot find any. This makes you very sad. You begin to cry. A tear lands on your hand. You have found dampness!

Add

Damp Tear

to your inventory.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

lick the wall

You give the wall a long, comprehensive lick, but you taste absolutely nothing.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

climb the wall

You try to get as high as you can, but before you reach the ceiling you are repelled by the wall and land on your face.

Enter Action: __________________

[vonflare]

>keep going straight

The path continues straight ahead, but also branches off to the right.

Enter Action: _____________

Examine the walls to determine materials it is made out of

The walls seem to be some sort of force field that repels most organic tissue

Enter Action: _____________

strangle cheery dog

You grab cheery dog's neck with your hands. He is grappled, and takes 1 damage.

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

I search my inventory for anything that could be used to record a path OR create breadcrumbs. Then I follow the path to my left. If I find nothing other than a dead end then I go back where I started and go north.

You search your inventory and find nothing.

You take the path to your left. You meet a dead end, and your mouth feels dry.

Your turn around and go back to the start, then turn around again and go back north, where you meet the same dead end.

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

go to the right

You meander on over to the passage on the right, and reach a fork in the tunnel that goes left and right.

Enter Action: _________

[vonflare]

>Wait, this game encourages

killing

?
>go left

You go to the left and reach a right turn

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

Examine the floor to see if it's made of any kind of material.

Your bare feet are cold against the stone floor

Enter Action: _____________

Hold out a carrot to see if anything is attracted to it.

ACTION FAILED

You have no carrot

Enter Action: _____________

Respawn?

You respawn at the start of the maze. However, you are still GPS.

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

go east, then north

You meet a dead end. Suddenly, your ears blank, and you can't hear anything

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

pounce him, rip apart his numerical body

You swoop in and begin tearing your fellow maze-dweller apart. You deal 1 damage.

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

>go through the right turn

You walk down the hallway all the way to the end. When you reach a dead end, your legs suddenly give out from under you, and you fall to the floor.

Enter Action: _____________

[vonflare]

>stand back up

ACTION FAILED

You try to stand up but your legs aren't working

Enter Action: ____________________

Go back to start. Take the front pathway.

You reach a crossroads that goes left, right, and straight

Enter Action: ____________________

[vonflare]

Go left.

You reach a dead end. Your ears ring, then you hear nothing.

Enter Action: ___________

look at my stuff secretly

You look at your GPS secretly. You have received a PM.

Enter Action: ___________

Seek revenge on invisibility

You walk down the forward hallway until you spot invisibility down one of the side passages.

Enter Action: ___________

[vonflare]

Action: Attempt to look at GPS

Action: Return to first crossroads and clap my hands, seeing if I can hear it

ACTION FAILED

You do not have a GPS

You clap your hands. You hear nothing.

Enter Action: ___________

[vonflare]

nvm just go a little north, then east

The path continues ahead, but a passage extends to the left.

Enter Action: ___________

[vonflare]

wait do i have 2 gps's

no.

Enter Acton: __________

do gps's even have imagination?

go west

You arrive at an intersection. You came from the east, and the path continues west or south.

Enter Acton: __________

[vonflare]

Face North. Look around.

You face north. In front of you, to the north, you see a passageway. To your right, the east, you see a passageway. To your left, the west, you see a wall. Behind you, to the south, you see a wall. Down, you see the floor. Up, you see a transparent glass ceiling with the night sky shining purple above you.

Enter Acton: __________

[vonflare]

continue west

You arrive at a right turn.

Enter Acton: __________

Go North

You find a dead end. You don't feel any different.

Enter Acton: __________

can i go south?

You bump into a wall

Enter Acton: __________

Wait for 2.718 to come and then follow him

You see him to the south of you a bit, walking around. You follow him. He is attacked by invisibility and stops moving.

Enter Acton: __________

kill 2.718 the next time i see him

You notice 2.7 to your east, and attack. You deal 1 damage.

Enter Acton: __________

build a fence up on one of the turns 2.718 will be making,

Action Failed

You have no fence-building supplies

I return to the start point in the same orientation that I started in, and then I do the following:
1. Walk up
2. Walk back and go through front pathway
3. Go straight
4. Keep going straight when the side passage extends to my left
5. When the path branches out to the right, I go right
6. When I reach the fork that goes left and right, I go right
7. I keep going straight until I find the chance to turn left, and then do so.
8. I keep going straight and taking turns when there is no other option except to go backwards or take the turn. Move to step 10 when I reach a point where there I can choose to go left or right.
9. Turn right.
10. When I reach the chance to go left, I turn left.
11. Continue going straight, taking turns whenever straight becomes no longer an option.

If at any point someone looks like they might be attacking me, I will first try to communicate that I know the way out and if we work as a team then we can get out before anyone else. (But I make sure they follow me.) If I cannot talk or they do not listen, I will run faster, and if I cannot lose them, I fight back stronger than they do (only if necessary).

If somehow I lose the ability to walk, I will instead crawl until I am healed. Failing that I will find some other creative way to move.

If this scheme fails somewhere please state specifically which step fails.

You do this sucessfully until you encounter invisibility. He attacks you.

Enter Acton: __________

[vonflare]

EVENT

The Minotaur has entered the maze!

Follow 2.718

You follow 2.718

Enter Action: _______

do a fortnite dance

You respawn and begin dancing.

Enter Action: _______

I cast stone shape in order make everyone else fall into a 100 foot trench except for me

ACTION FAILED

You do not have enough mana

Enter Action: _______

I wish for Invis to transform into a sword that is one meter long. If that is not allowed, I wish for him to instead transform into a baseball bat (an ACTUAL one, like the MLB players use). Either way, I have a defense.

I believe my set of 11 steps dictates which path to take: I just do whatever I was doing before being attacked.

Which step did I get blocked on?

You transform invisibility into a Soul Longsword, giving you +1 attack. You continue on the path you laid out. You almost reach the exit, with Charles right behind you, however before the exit you see a giant man with a bull's head blocking the path.

Enter Action: _______

[vonflare]

>take off headset (if there is one)

ACTION FAILED

There is no headset. You do however take off a silk cap.