Limited-Person-Text-Based-Adventure

[vonflare]

Greetings, adventurers! today we're adventuring in Flat Land, a world where the land is flat. No hills mountains or anything, not even bumps in the road. The land is flat because some doofus found the Wish Ring and wished the land was flat. What a silly wish, but I digress. Anyway, post itt to become an adventurer in Flat Land, where an evil sorcerer is attempting to take over the world.

Add any details you like about your adventurer, in the following categories:
intrinsic stats-
NAME:
CLASS:
RACE:
LEVEL:

combat stats-
STRENGTH:
AGILITY:
STAMINA:
MAGIC:
SIGNATURE MOVE:

interpersonal stats-
INTELLIGENCE:
CHARISMA:
BACKGROUND (you may make this as expansive as you like, from a detailed backstory to a few words describing how you became an adventurer):

inventory-
ARMOR:
WEAPON:
MAGIC IMPLEMENT:
HAT:

sign up below or the sorcerer willtake over thw world and that would be bad for sure

[Annadog40]

NAME: Auatanka
CLASS: Math
RACE: Red Panda
LEVEL: 3.141592

combat stats- Legs don't work
STRENGTH:0
AGILITY: 80000
STAMINA:0
MAGIC:0
SIGNATURE MOVE: Calculus

interpersonal stats- 0
INTELLIGENCE:990009090
CHARISMA:0
BACKGROUND (you may make this as expansive as you like, from a detailed backstory to a few words describing how you became an adventurer): I am a math professor who is now a red panda

inventory-
ARMOR: clothing
WEAPON: text book
MAGIC IMPLEMENT: N/A
HAT: None

[Invisibility]

Add any details you like about your adventurer, in the following categories:
intrinsic stats- MASTERFUL LOCKPICKING,
NAME: Haldaen
CLASS: Battle Priest
RACE: Angel
LEVEL: Dirtground Prayersayer
combat stats- slightly learned banishing, so-so slicing,
STRENGTH: Moderate
AGILITY: Is an angel so talented flying
STAMINA: Very good
MAGIC: Better than average
SIGNATURE MOVE: Banishing strike

interpersonal stats- Good rhetoric
INTELLIGENCE: poor
CHARISMA: pretty not good
BACKGROUND (you may make this as expansive as you like, from a detailed backstory to a few words describing how you became an adventurer): Hatani the archangel was the one that ruled the heavens for the long of time. Nearing the end of her life she created her successor (angels are made out of magic) but the evil demon Dax'artæ kidnapped her and raised her as evil. Everyone was sad but they carried on and named and existing angel as leader. Decades later the kidnapped angel returned and called herself Alani. She had an army of fallen angels and took over the heavens. Only a small rebel force led by the angel Eseti had to stop everyone (because most of the angels were wimps and turned over to Alani). However, they got banished and now Haidaen lives on the mortal plane.

inventory- a feather pen
ARMOR: angelic metal or something cool like that
WEAPON: Angelic metal sword and The Teachings of Eseti as a tome
MAGIC IMPLEMENT: oh i guess its The Teachings of Eseti
HAT: angels dont wear hats

Spoiler: he probably looks like this except he's not holding a head because thats weird

[Allomancer]

NAME: sαʟᴋs
CLASS: Blademage
RACE: Draconic Vampire
LEVEL: Doublethreeve

combat stats-
STRENGTH: Decent
AGILITY: Not bad
STAMINA: Very good
MAGIC: Excellent
SIGNATURE MOVE: Grab and bite

interpersonal stats-
INTELLIGENCE: Decent
CHARISMA: Good
BACKGROUND (you may make this as expansive as you like, from a detailed backstory to a few words describing how you became an adventurer): Cursed to become a vampire and look like a dragon

inventory-
ARMOR: fights naked
WEAPON: claws, fangs, tail, assortment of daggers
MAGIC IMPLEMENT: enchanted shortsword
HAT: N/A

[vonflare]

alright that's 3, enough for an adventuring party. You might even pick up more companions along the way!

Auatanka the red panda, Haldaen the angel, and sαʟᴋs the draconic vampire set out on their perilous quest to defeat the evil sorcerer. However, you have no idea where the sorcerer lives!

The three of you stand beside a sign. It reads:

NORTH: Hatfields
WEST: Est Elador
EAST: Commerten
SOUTH: Evilsorcereropolis

What do you do?

[Annadog40]

Inspect sign.

[vonflare]

the sign is masterfully crafted, it's made of solid gold and the words are inlaid with emeralds and rubies. With your 990009090 intelligence you estimate that it could be sold for approximately 999 gold pieces. However, it is very sturdy and affixed to the ground, so it would be difficult to remove.

What do you do?

[Invisibility]

bless the sign

[Annadog40]

I look around and wonder how I got to this spot. If I came from a particular direction, I remember what was already there to see if there is anything of value that I remember.

[vonflare]

bless the sign

You bless the sign. It glows with angelic light. This will last until you bless something else.

I look around and wonder how I got to this spot. If I came from a particular direction, I remember what was already there to see if there is anything of value that I remember.

Your party came from Est Elador, the land of the Elves. You were gathered there by the Elf High Council and tasked with finding and defeating the evil sorcerer. They said that they would pay you 50 gold pieces each upon your return, which is enough to either retire from adventuring or buy a very nice walking stick.

what do you do?

[Annadog40]

I calculate that west is probably not where the evil sorcerer is.

[Invisibility]

consult my tome

[Annadog40]

Scribe a math equation onto Invisibility's tome.

[Invisibility]

wtf sacrilege

[Annadog40]

"What does Wootif mean?"

[Invisibility]

it means stop sacrileging my book

[Annadog40]

Did you read the equation?

[vonflare]

Scribe a math equation onto Invisibility's tome.

Invisibility opens his tome, and you swiftly write an equation in it.

consult my tome

You find an equation in your tome. Make an intelligence check to understand it.

Original Roll String: 1d10-1

1 10-Sided Dice: (4)-1 = 3

(-1 for Poor intelligence)

[vonflare]

You do not understand the equation written in your tome.

[vonflare]

However, within the tome you do find a magic spell written. It is called 'Locate Magic' and allows you to detect nearby sources of magic.

To cast it, it requires:
an opal
a spider silk strand
a pinch of volcanic ash
and another ingredient, which you cannot read since it is written over by an equation.

what do you do?

[Invisibility]

consider hatfields

[Annadog40]

I calculate how big sαʟᴋs is.

[vonflare]

You measure sαʟᴋs length, width, and height and then use these measurements to calculate volume.

sαʟᴋs is exactly 102.74 liters in volume (flatland is not in the USA, imperial measurements are forbidden)

[Annadog40]

Wait? We're in flat land? Check how many dimensions I have.

[vonflare]

you're still in 4-dimensional spacetime, the continent is just CALLED flatland because someone made a wish to remove all the valleys and hills.