If Scummers Ruled the Galaxy... [Stellaris Lets-play]

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Names

- Planet Dodoksedur, Sun Armok

Species

- Dwarven (humanoid I guess), short, sturdy, long life, creative? (values/proficient at craftsmanship highly, so whatever fits best)

Government/Society

- Megacorporation/Trade League. Lean-Egalitarian, promotes freedom but not absolute equality (gotta earn your place in the world).
Adequent military but generally prefers more "economical solutions". (null/lean-militant)
Likes their fancy things but has spiritual cultures. (~null)
Null on Xenos.

Loves the trade

, promotes

brutal efficiency

in all things but allows for;

virtue

(honorable, making the most/entertaining the absolute limits out of things)

"fairness"

(political abuse of power is heavily frowned upon, while personal manipulation/sabotage is fair game)

peace

(peace = fancy things not being destroyed) and

longevity

(prefers long-term advantages over short-term, ie not polluting shit when not needed).

One large corporation moderates the home planet and inner planets, while allowing for indepenent unions to be created where it isn't. Home planet Dwarves enjoy the 9 to 5 life with music, art and craft in the off-times. Dwarves also enjoys the alcohol, bar brawling and Gladiators. Outer expeditions/unions are strictly out for profit (of which is generally shared with the core world/corporation), though the profit is not always monetary, sometimes it's "spiritual".

Flag

- Light-brown background, 4 white stars in the middle (3 small stars around 1 large star in a triangle).

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Btw this is really cool. Can't wait to see how the playthrough goes

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I see at most three innate hostile civs so far. Where are the Terminators so that we'd have actual

mass murder

fun?

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Keep bus

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Transcendent Learning because magic is cool.

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Open L-Gate, adopt space whales as pets.

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Oh frik, Speakeasy is really prone to Earthquakes and 2 million Scummers just died in a volcano eruption. Stay tuned woops.

Seems accurate

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Proceed with flattery.

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Bring Cheetory6 back Bring Cheetory6 back Bring Cheetory6 back

Wow more flying squids

"Those who cannot be profited with must be profited from" Gee this sounds familiar

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o7 to Ksenia Zhirova

I'm going to be honest, I think the worst might be a spy working for the snuggly ducklings who just showed up. Coincidence?

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Perform flattery on xenos if not already

synthesize puke because wagon

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Red; 0

Blue; 0

Puke; 4

Sell; 1

Puke is win

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Red; 0

Blue; 1

Puke; 4

Sell; 1

Puke is still win

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o7 Plotinus we shall miss you.

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The galatic map seems pretty cool. Shame the nicer factions (duck and butterfly) are so far away :/

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More like the incorrect path amirite (sorry)

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weird slug monsters?


...what do they taste like?

no

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50 cents say Rasko is the first to go

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Welcome back commander o7

It's not on Earth is what I think is going on

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Why is everybody fighting /o\

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This is most bizarre in the case of the Correct Path, as all those that decided to live there had to obey the disciplined authoritarian laws unless they choose to pay the high cost of disobedience. There was no disobedience there, only justice,

those that deviated were simply corrected

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Jeez sounds like a faction of sociopaths

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hugs for Rasko and his snails

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Mr Four Eyes does not understand fashion

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nanomachines

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looks like a possible Postie! wipe from the main sector

Whats our combat logistics vs theirs? This is like the first major battle we're involved in, so it's interesting to see how it plays out.

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Guess I missed that.

This directly influences the independence of an entire civilization though, so theres that.

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Probably bit late but here

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People of Vaitral

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Axis in the name is always the bad guys

What shall be done to this heretic?

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It's us or them.

Right?