Masochist Mafia II [Game Over]

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Guys...im honest. You can trust me >.>

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if we’re active enough we could bypass Civ Mafia for the most posts

Challenge accepted.

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Your mum is a normal

that the nicest thing I've seen you say.

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So can we hammer before the one year deadline or is it a maj lynch next year?

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Fish or chicken?

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Ok to avoid forgetting who is scum/town later maybe we should give ourselves a deadline of 1 week to lynch and then talk shit for 51 weeks. Imagine ISOING people after a year. Eff that jazz.

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Omg what if we're all town?

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Scum have constant chat.

Nevermind.

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Fish or chicken?

Chicken. Although I do like fish.

Excellent, I've already put it on to roast. Nothing like a roast on a Sunday mmm.

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Counter proposal:
Each week we ISO everyone from the posts made during that last week, and we just see who's the scummiest.
Whoever holds the title of the scummiest for a month (or more) straight, we just lynch

Yeah I'm down with that.

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I'm a Jester, so joke's on you.

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I think the winner should be last man standing, no replacements. I'mma outlast you all.

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Your mum is an old man.

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I think your dice is depressed or something.

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//in

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Whoops, didn't mean to quote those posts

I want a refund for the time I wasted trying to figure out what you were talking about

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That’s an amazing move, mod delete that please.

Always wondered what happened to Pugsley.

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I would like to invite you all to make some predictions, just for fun. Responding may give you some insight into your expectations for this game compared to others, though.

1) When this game ends, how many slots will have never been replaced?
2) How many real life days will this game last?
3) How many pages will the game thread have at the end of Day 1?
4) Which player slot would you predict will have the median post count at the end of Day 1?
5) Which player slot is least likely to survive to endgame?
6) Over the course of the game how many night actions will not be submitted due to forgetfulness?
7) Will your player slot still be alive on Day 4?
8) How many pagetops will you personally get in this thread?
9) How many factions are in this game?
10) Will Firebringer edit the typo(s) in the Rules post within the next year?

1) One - Mine. Maybe NM too.
2) 420
3) 2018
4) Hebichan
5) RC
6) 0
7) 80%
8) 423
9) 2? Hopefully.
10) Never.

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Three: Town, Mafia, Neutral.

? Are you a survivor?

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I was hoping like 1 scum because that would be hilariously masochistic.

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Is this technically a bastard game?

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NM is always a Jester in that everyone loses when he's lynched. ;(

Whether his role is a Jester this game is unlikely.

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I think Overkill is scum.

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Who

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Would..

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Wait??

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Pagetop!

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Oh...dammit.

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How am I ever going to reach 500 pagetops </3

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If I say Overkill is scum every page, by the end of the year would people be brainwashed into believing it?

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VOTE: McMenno

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The world is gonna roll me.

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In the shape of an L in her forehead...

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Lmao fail.

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All the posting.

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Oh yeah. Overkill is scum.

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There are players posting less than you. It has to do with what you have posted, not what you haven't. Also it looks like you're taking the this game less jovially than others so the sore-thumb-theory if you will.

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Merry Xmas!

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VOTE: 0verki11

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Guys the brainwashing stuff works.

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Quick we only have 351 days left!

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Happy New Year Fam!!

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The mod's cum pass it on

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What? I thought we were playing chinese whispers? Did I lose?

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Vape: firebringer

Let's doobie this.

Gamma are you scum for 7 years? :/

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XD

I wonder what flavour firebringer would be. I'd make it orange/raspberry and jalapeño.

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Guys I'm still here. Hola.

Um somebody is still scum? I forgot who :/

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A man approaches a widower at a funeral, he asks her “Can I please say one word?”, “of course” replies the widower. “Plethora”, said the man, “Thanks” said the widower “that means a lot”.

Loool

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NM is still locktown

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Oh have you replaced me? D:

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Oh cool! I can see it XD

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O_o are you sure it wasn't you?

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I apologise for the unintended defamation. Please direct all complaints to my secretary: the mafia traitor.

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What do you call the highest form of flattery?
A plateau.

Two goldfish were sitting in a tank.
One says to the other: "I hope you know how to drive this thing"

Two penguins walk into a bar...
Which is stupid because the other one should have seen it coming.

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Ooo we could play 20 questions.

Go!

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Ooo we could play 20 questions.

Go!

Animal, vegetable or mineral?

No

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Yes

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Is it on the planet earth?

Is it edible?

这太无聊了。谁会说中文？

You think you're clever?

I'm bored too, but random capitalised letters and teal deers don't give me any inspiration

No



Is it a liquid?

Is it virtual?

Yes
No
No
No

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But...

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Lmao

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VOTE: Ramcius

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Mareep used to be pretty rare. Then I got like all the mareeps and was like what a useless pokemon.

That's my cool story bro.

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I'm town.

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I've totally been keeping up >.>
But uh just checking who we're voting for?

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I've totally been keeping up >.>
But uh just checking who we're voting for?

Hi!!

<3

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I've totally been keeping up >.>
But uh just checking who we're voting for?

Hai, I’m really glad you’re alright. You just suddenly dropped out of site. How’ve you been doing?
UpTooLate. I have no idea who that even is.

I really need to stop doing this.

I was like whooo but thanks I'm always good just real lifing now and then. Had a baby boy who is super cute XD

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Is it worth ready any pages or should I just sheep?

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Reading**

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I'll sheep NM.

VOTE: UTL

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Um something something wagon on a lurker GoT or something...no wait it's UTL. Not sure that anyone except maybe jingle is scumhunting.

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Oh well that's a good sign then? Are you scum hunting ramthatis?

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Same thing as ASOIAF apparently.

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That's a great quote. But then how can one be wrong when rocking the Einstein.

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@Cheeky, I still fail to understand what any of that has to do with mafia?

Absolutely nothing. GoT was mentioned in place of UTL because I couldn't remember who we were voting for and GoT is always the first acronym that pops to mind.

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Actually
I don't know if it's fair to call that the Einstein when Mark Twain was alive before Einstein iirc

I had a feeling this was the case but felt the hairstyle was more iconic of Einstein. We could photoshop the hairdo onto anyone to make them look wiser. I wonder if it would work on a certain President.

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Guys if we no lynch I'll be sad. That's another year of my life I have to remember to play for.

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Plurality may have fit better tbh.

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We should have a free %shot day every now and then to keep people engaged. Or invention prizes for winning mini games. Then again I guess this is masochist mafia.

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Sounds like you have bad luck. I do too :/

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Sounds perfect for this game then :S

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Two more votes people!

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omg don't even encourage it

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How long are nights?

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Sweet ty.

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113 pages isn't bad we're averaging 8 posts a day, slightly disappointed as we're nowhere near beating civ mafia at this rate.

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Has anyone actually scumhunted?

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VOTE: Not Mafia

He does naughty naughty things. Take him away from me Menal, SAVE ME, I FEEL UNCOMFERTABLE

No.

VOTE: Salamence

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Pictionary would really start this party.

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Is not Mafia more likely to claim jester as scum or town or is it NAI

NAI

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I've just learnt that I do not know how to efficiently draw pancakes and was abused by what I assume were kids for the 1 minute I was allocated to draw. :s

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And frying pans are harder than I thought.

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How is Jingle helping them?

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...

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That's not helping scum if nancy is scum. How do you know she's town? I thought we were all being lazy and lynching a lurker.

Who do you propose we lynch who is scummy then Ram?

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Ok I'm down VOTE: Jingle

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Jingle did ping me earlier with his townread of me for my NAI post in an apathetic gamestate. I am sad though because I like Jingle and it's xmas.

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Jingle did ping me earlier with his townread of me for my NAI post in an apathetic gamestate. I am sad though because

I like Jingle and it's xmas.

You do get the whole Jingle/xmas thing right?

I'm glad someone picked up on it :s

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Hi the worst

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I'm not sure I zoned out for 6 months.

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<3

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Has NM been hammered?

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I mean does he have maj?

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I'm down to RPG. I've not done this before though.

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Are replacements not told that days run for a year?

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You egg.

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Hi cheeky

Hai XD

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Sailor moon is the shizz.

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How have you been?

It's been a while!

I've been good. Just on maternity leave atm so full on with two kids under 5. My daughter and I have just baked a chocolate cake which is delicious if I do say so myself ^^

How's things with you? Looking forward to xmas?

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Your seal certainly feels christmasy

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Lol gg guys