Micro 848: Treestump Express [Game Over]

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Claim: Lorax

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VOTE: The Worst

Lol

Did anyone else see it

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Nothing I made it up. U2 is town let’s keep going.

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I can vouch for TW

Also don’t townread me I was already voting I couldn’t hammer

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TGP likes to overexplaining stuff

I actually think he’s basically

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Capital letters?

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VOTE: PVTurist

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Cool this is going well

Can we hammer

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VOTE: urist
hammer

Nice!

Short game!

He was obvscum.

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We are all trees on this blessed day

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Purrcocet is the nicer sweeter head, jsyk.

highly false btw

also is this a green flip? ajjsjsndjjsjsjcd

No

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Hehe

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wtf a hammer already?

so was urist actually scum?

We were buddies I was bussing

Oops

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slaxx and tw

scale of 1-10

how positive urist is scum

7

If there’s a 25% chance anyone but me is scum here he flips scum a little over half the time.

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wait this isn't hammer?

Lol

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somebody sort these reactions for me, would ya?

lolol

U/Allo town

If PVT is town then TW is town.

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~8 probably

by confidence of reads I'm like..... lolscum

by virtue of the lack of hammer he's scum or both scum are within {Shoshin tgp oka}

TGP is town here I think.

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I’m kinda lolplaying tjis game but yeah

TGP/U2/Allo Town
TW town is PVT is town.

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how can my reaction to my own reaction test be townie?

Because you did it

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Also because I think you’re town prior to that

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Interesting.
I think it's important to prepare for the worst, but would like to point out that if we don't lynch mafia D1, our chance of winning is 1/3. Bad. Right now I don't believe PvtUrist is scum, especially considering his newness to the site - among new players, RVS self-voting is usually slightly town-indicative. I believe I can read tw but I probably can't, so...
Anyway! Let's start RVS by voting the player with the worst name - VOTE: the worst

this is very slightly towny but within tgp's scumrange @slaxx

Lol

I guess. This is a more solvey post than I’ve seen him do an entire game as scum.

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Purrcocet is the nicer sweeter head, jsyk.

highly false btw

also is this a green flip? ajjsjsndjjsjsjcd

so neither of you is giving credence to this reaction?

Nope looked possibly feigned actually

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Purrcocet is the nicer sweeter head, jsyk.

highly false btw

also is this a green flip? ajjsjsndjjsjsjcd

so neither of you is giving credence to this reaction?

Nope looked possibly feigned actually

What did?

Is this a green flip

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Nope looked possibly feigned actually

gasp how could you slaxxy

i really thot it was a hammer

Idk felt more like an afterthought like “oh better mention it”

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Imma tree

and what about this reaction?

His silence after figuring out it wasn’t hammer is more telling than that post

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Was posting every few minutes longest gap between posts was 7 no we are at 11 I think

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yes

Any words you’d like to string together to feign content

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@ Purr your reaction looked like it could be feigned but thats not like a super strong thing for me

PVT yeah thats stronger

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Allomancer why aren't you voting anyone?

because urist is my only scumread but im not comfortable with a lynch this early

Hammer him

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I mean the very fact scum havent hammered is like duh

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I'm in no way disagreeing with my lynch, but it might be preferable to save it for later.

This doesn't come from town it doesn't make any sense at all.

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He's trying to WIFOM his way out of a lynch by being self sacrificing without actually being self sacrificing

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so i see where you're coming from, slaxx

but what do we say as treestumps if we hammer now (and he is town) and the final 3 is oka, shoshin and tgp

We say we lived our best, most YOLO'd lives.

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No, this is right.

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There is no way someone who says "save me for lylo" when a day 1 scum lynch wins is town

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There is no way someone who says "save me for lylo" when a day 1 scum lynch wins is town

mate i think he was just saying save me for later on in d1

ohh

well

does it matter? I still scumread him

pedit: well
damn
maybe

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So I think we shouldn't post any reads on each other just in case this flips town

Gives maf less info on who to leave in lylo

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what are the odds both scum are just in {Shoshin, Oka, TGP}?

If this flips town, from the perspective of someone else who is town...

7 other players.

3/7 chance the first one is in scum.
2/7 chance the second one is.

So 6/49ths or 1 in 8 or so.

Did I do the math right?

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{tw}
{allo, urap2}
{purrcat}
{Slaxx}
??????

order of wrongness is townleans right now

Oh my god

I told you not to post reads

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Like you're going to be around tomorrow to vocalize it, why give maf info on who you suspect right now?

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I'm like 99.9999999% dead tonight either way fam

pedit: OHHHH THE STUMPS

are u serious

pedit: forgiven

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Town gains zilch from listing reads now. Maf need to go in this blind.

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Granted I was playing as if I was informed minority. Mistakes were made.

...is this a scum claim?

I don't get it

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@slaxx no, i don't think you did do the math right. you need a permutation instead of a combination i think

but probability was a million years ago

actually it is a combination i hate probability jsut give it to the nrg kids

I can't even articulate the difference

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Granted I was playing

as if

I was informed minority. Mistakes were made.

...is this a scum claim?

I don't get it

I got that

I am trying to figure out how you do that as town

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well ive learned something tonight but it wont hit me until tomorrow

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heyo

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PVT accepting blame makes me feel bad

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quack

pedit:

die

stump slaxx stump

die

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U2 how mad do you think Shoshin will be at ya for another quick mislynch if she’s town here

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Us*

Not you*

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I’m a non-non American
I don’t get the ref

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no

why

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u2

help

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was I WIFOMed into this because I thought TGP was town

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slaxx why did u want pvturist hammered so fast

stumps can answer later pls

because I didn't want myself talked out of a strong early game scumread

you know

considering we are fresh off flagbearer

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ok but why did u need a hammer to do that

...

because otherwise i would talk myself out of it

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wow TGP

way to go

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what in the actual fuck

really

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TW is trolling

im town

and TGP is not cool

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yeah no shit

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I had fun

Probably should not drink as much as I did then play the game

Still fun

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Seriously though I've had like four games out of the past six now where I called 2/3 scum by like page 6 or right upon my entrance so I said to hell with it and went for it this time.

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TW throwing tons of shade at my town game in that thread

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"ofc that requires me not pissing him off which is hard"

Lol tru

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it might have been sarcasm lol sorry, im just skimming

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the part about my town game not being strong enough to fail, and the part about my lynches being slightly below random

I definitely don't think the second part is true though flagbearer might have tanked my average

I think the first 4-5 lynches I drove since I have been back were on scum...then I had about half and half since then.

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To be fair I havent kept track so maybe Im an insecure ego maniac and I have like 12% accuracy

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Yeah flag and schadd were my worst town games so thats a fair assessment based on that knowledge

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Flag might have been my worst town game in the ten years on the site tbh

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U2 was town as soon as he got really concerned as to why he couldn't find the tell I manufactured on TW

that was my easy read. The lolhammer just confirmed it. Also glad I can read TGP, for now.

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@nsg how is the reroll gonna work?

we all get the exact same alignment and win on page 2 this time forreal