Anime U-Pick: King Size [SEASON FINALE...?]

[mastina]

HOLY (bleeped because bleep the mod) (bleeped because bleep the mod).

I just realized the EXACT flavor reason for Almost50 being bulletproof.

I can't post it until 10:18 (which is exactly 30 minutes from my last post), but I know EXACTLY what allowed him to kill Dunnstral.

And yes.

It was a one-shot ability, more specifically.

Do you know how I figured it out?

Simple.

At the end of the first part of Sword Art Online, where Kirito is confronting the first Big Bad.

The big bad

kills Kirito

.

But after having been killed.

Kirito refuses to die, and self-revives

.
I'm referring to this instance (spoilers abound).
The scene, to be even more specific, is from here:

Spoiler: ACTUAL SPOILERS

Too lazy to watch the whole thing, skip to the 3:30 mark in the video, it starts there.

Kirito literally dies.
But goes, "No. Not yet", essentially.
And comes back from the dead.

THIS IS HOW THE SCUM WERE ABLE TO KILL DUNNSTRAL AND LIVE.

Because Kirito literally broke the rules of the game in order to win.

And that makes

absolute sense

as having a scum ability.

You know FURTHER why Almost50 is scum?

Because he has claimed generic bull(bleeped because bleep the mod) as his claimed night unlocks--nothing concrete, allowing him a level of plausible deniability.

Do you want me to detail this further?

Because this is pretty (bleeped because bleep the mod) definitive proof of concept.

That Almost50 is the scum who killed Dunnstral.

And FURTHERMORE.
Kirito makes sense as flavor for having insight into all the neighborhoods, an ability Almost50 claimed he had more or less and yet retracted when he said he didn't have Channel 48 access in spite of there being definitive proof he knew what was going on there. (Do I need to literally walk you through this by pointing out Dunnstral's posts on the subject, or can I trust you to have the (bleeped because bleep the mod) intelligence to remember that detail?)

Because Kirito shows consistent knowledge of the virtual world.
He was a "Beater" in Sword Art Online, a beta tester.
He was entrusted with the seed of Sword Art Online, which he released to the public (more or less). He was given executive, administrative powers over the system.
And he was in every plot-relevant game, including knowing about the pod-players (I forget what their in-universe term was, but fulldivers who were in the game always because they had no choice).

Almost50's flavor being (bleeped because bleep the mod) Kirito makes him a literally (bleeped because bleep the mod) picture-perfect fit as being the cause for these things.

And I've got ten minutes left on my self-imposed exile.

Even if my girlfriend is home now which might mean I need to break from them for a few minutes to post this.

Breaking my (bleeped because bleep the mod) holy rule of girlfriend > mafia.

For something this (bleeped because bleep the mod) important.

I'm (bleeped because bleep the mod) doing it.

(bleeped because bleep the mod), I'd be posting it right now and breaking my 30-minute promise, too, if I didn't want to prove that yes I (bleeped because bleep the mod) uphold my (bleeped because bleep the mod) promises.

I could even get away with it, too. Elena originally asked for 20 minutes; it's been that long.

But I digress; I'm typing to pad out time at this point which risks losing my message.

The tl;dr:
Read this analysis (spoilers abound).
And/or watch

Spoiler: this video (ACTUAL SPOILERS)

From the 3:30 mark in the video to the end.

And you'll know EXACTLY why Almost50 is scum.

I am absolutely 100% (bleeped because bleep the mod) right here.

Quote for pagetop.

[mastina]

And yes Elena that was exactly half an hour, you can't complain about it because I said it'd be half an hour and it was EXACTLY half an hour.

If you wanted it to be "give me time", generic, shoulda specified so.

[Elena Fisher]

Are you feeling better? That was mostly the whole reason I asked.

[Chito and Yuuri]

Chito: remind me how many people she cleared in children of hurin again?

This is a really bad argument because each game is different. Trying to compare the 2 is just bad. I'm trapped scum if I am scum right now. Because I have openly said I'm a vanilla town

Chito: it's more wisdom has been a condescending douche in the pt about his reads so him flipping his read here because you claimed a protown mech result is just unexpected

Him being skeptical of me because I second guess a lot of reads is kinda weak but w/e

I'm not actually doing anything in this game while I'm stuck phoneposting tho if I can avoid it. How much time do we have on deadline?

[Near x Mello]

so basically chito is trying to slowly build up a push on me

[mastina]

You can make it more unlikely yes, but impossible? No.

Response Link One.
Response Link Two.

[Chito and Yuuri]

so basically chito is trying to slowly build up a push on me

Chito: oh is that what I'm doing wisdom? Wow you're really good at this game.

[Near x Mello]

lets note that theres still zero mention of mastina

[mastina]

Are you feeling better? That was mostly the whole reason I asked.

Well I owe you thanks because I wouldn't have made the flavor-role breakthrough otherwise.

You should read it since you think Almost50's scum.

[Chito and Yuuri]

lets note that theres still zero mention of mastina

Chito: That's a really good observation wisdom you should play mafia professionally

[Near x Mello]

thank you

You probably think you can discredit me with sarcasm but dont realize you just make your position worse

[mastina]

lets note that theres still zero mention of mastina

Let's also note that you're (bleeped because bleep the mod) pushing someone who is, explicitly, (bleeped because bleep the mod) V/LA, and who was, explicitly, (bleeped because bleep the mod) prodded, and therefore, is, EXPLICITLY.
(bleeped because bleep the mod). not. able. to. Address everyone.

I am not the only one Chito and Yuuri haven't mentioned post-prod.
Because guess what?
I'm nobody special to Chito and Yuuri, struggling to post while V/LA.

If anything.

The fact Chito and Yuuri didn't have me in their sights.
Is (bleeped because bleep the mod) proof that we're not scumbuddies.

I also note you have no counter to 4749.

[Near x Mello]

bullcrap. He had time to make all these posts and even make sarcastic comments. He could have given a stance on you given you were supposedly his main scumread after your gamma hammer. He didnt.

[Near x Mello]

I also note you have no counter to 4749.

Because it doesnt need one. You're stretching based on flavor. Almost is obvtown by play and no amount of desperation will change that.

[Near x Mello]

The fact Chito and Yuuri didn't have me in their sights.
Is (bleeped because bleep the mod) proof that we're not scumbuddies.

people go after mastina: they cant be her buddies
people dont mention mastina: they cant be her buddies

[Chito and Yuuri]

Chito: 4753 was basically all I am saying about mastina when I don't know how much of the thread I haven't read lol

[Near x Mello]

yeah because you totally need to read the thread in order to share your thoughts about mastina's hammer
or any thoughts in general

[Near x Mello]

and even at this point you have not shared a single thought about the gamestate
about who you think is scum, anything
vla is not an excuse. Youve posted to ask stupid questions, such as why RP's heads split.
Therefore you had time to give your thoughts.

[Chito and Yuuri]

because read the game

yeah because you totally need to read the thread in order to share your thoughts about mastina's hammer
or any thoughts in general

Chito:
I asked why you flipped your read of elena and you responded with vague bullshit

You apparently want me to read the thread but also make uninformed comments on the leading wagon

Now you're pissing me off and I am jetlagged so I'm going to pass out before you piss me off into voting you

[Near x Mello]

that has nothing to do with what im talking about
youre trying to deflect and youre failing.

[Joan of Arc]

I am keeping these quotes just in case Wisdom tries to refuse doing so later on.

Wisdom, if mastina flips town, we'll tell joan we fucked up

joan, if mastina flips wolf, you tell him you fucked up

is that fair

if yes, can we play the game

i already said yes

[Joan of Arc]

I fear mastina will end up convincing people at this rate so the quicker she dies the better

"I want people to quicklynch this vperson before she can convince people she is town, because that's totally the agenda town!me would have"

Yeah, no. If this is town, then wth are they so afraid of another person obtowning?

Either Wisdom wants to buff his ego, or he is scum who is trying to prevent mastina possibly obtowning and surviving, because that would be bad for their team.

Now tell me, which one is more likely?

[Joan of Arc]

VOTE: Near x Mello

They almost duped me into believing they were town, until they made the above post.

[Joan of Arc]

Not only that, but he is voting reading things mastina wrote in depth, because he knows if he were to read them in depth, he'd be forced to admit that she is town and give up on his planned mislynch, and this is not something he can afford to do with two of his teammates dead.

[Joan of Arc]

Why can't you people see this is beyond me......