Masochist Mafia II [Game Over]

[Ramcius]

Military pack 56
Fatigues, woodland camo 28
Inspect Repellent 10
Water Purification Tablets 20
Rations, one day (3) 9
Lighter 42
Stim pak 50
Water (3) 6
Lantern 15
Kerosene 20
SPF40 Sunscreen 10
Soap, 50 uses 10
Fishing tackle kit 120
knife 12
Padded helmet 12
Scale mail, tin vest 100
22 pump-action rifle 460
.22 cartridges (2) 156

1136 and 49 weight, so I'm left with 64 standards and 1 weight to spare

[Ramcius]

Guys, don't be shy, let's start this game, so I can kill you all with my new shiny rifle while you try to figure out where I'm shooting from

[Irrelephant11]

I’ve thought about diving in but I don’t think I should actually start playing when I have strong doubts I’d keep up with it
If someone else is interested in using the characters Jingle rolled for me, go for it!

[Ramcius]

So it's going to be me and Jingle?

[Jingle]

$500 then. That's... pitiful. What do I need again?

Ok, I'm going to attempt to buy 3 Daggers (base cost 15 each).
Then, assuming I have money left, I'm going to attempt to buy a weeks worth of food and water (base cost 35 total).
And then I'm going to try for 2 stimpacks (base cost 50 each.)

So... theoretically 350 left?
Military Pack (56)
Lantern (15)
Kerosene x2 (40)
Fatigues (28)
Guillie Suit (Bush) (86)

I'm gonna go down that list till I run out of money or reach the end. If everything costs exactly what it's listed at, I should have 125 $tandards left. I have no Haggle.

So the only thing I couldn't get was the Guillie Suit (unsurprisingly, those things take a lot of effort to make), so I'm going to pick up stuff to use to make my own hiding apparatus. Let's go with a skinning knife (20), three deer pelts (20 each), and scissors (10). I'll need to find a needle and thread at some point, but I can't afford the First Aid kit that it comes in.

I have $91 left. Weight is at 19.5.

Hey Ramcius, are you morally bankrupt enough to help me become a wilderness assassin?

[Ramcius]

$500 then. That's... pitiful. What do I need again?

Ok, I'm going to attempt to buy 3 Daggers (base cost 15 each).
Then, assuming I have money left, I'm going to attempt to buy a weeks worth of food and water (base cost 35 total).
And then I'm going to try for 2 stimpacks (base cost 50 each.)

So... theoretically 350 left?
Military Pack (56)
Lantern (15)
Kerosene x2 (40)
Fatigues (28)
Guillie Suit (Bush) (86)

I'm gonna go down that list till I run out of money or reach the end. If everything costs exactly what it's listed at, I should have 125 $tandards left. I have no Haggle.

So the only thing I couldn't get was the Guillie Suit (unsurprisingly, those things take a lot of effort to make), so I'm going to pick up stuff to use to make my own hiding apparatus. Let's go with a skinning knife (20), three deer pelts (20 each), and scissors (10). I'll need to find a needle and thread at some point, but I can't afford the First Aid kit that it comes in.

I have $91 left. Weight is at 19.5.

Hey Ramcius, are you morally bankrupt enough to help me become a wilderness assassin?

Well, I was thinking about naming my character Duke Togo (hence my obsession with rifle skill ) - pretty heartless contract killer, so I hope that would answer your question

[Jingle]

Excellent. We can rob from the rich and rob from the poor, and give parcels of lead to everybody!

[Ramcius]

Um, do you really want to waste your time robbing poor? I feel like we'd lose more money on bullets than we earn from them

[Jingle]

But how do we know they're not rich people masquerading as poor people? Besides, it's not like we're planning on buying bullets so much as taking them from corpses and stores in the middle of the night. Do you want to learn to haggle?

[Ramcius]

You are just bloodthirsty? That's fine too

[Ramcius]

Ank, where are thou?

People, who aren't participating, can submit their guesses which one of us will die first to random RADMAN

[Jingle]

Simultaneously to the same Radman. It's only a 7/100000 chance. Nothing too outrageous.

[Ramcius]

Hm, we start or we wait Ank longer? But I have feeling she'd bail out anyway

[Irrelephant11]

I’m getting braces today
Again
As an adult

Wish me luck or whatever

[Jingle]

:shrug:

I've got no where to be and all night to get there.

[Postie]

Good luck or whatever!

[RadiantCowbells]

Postie!

[Ankamius]

I'm still lost :V

[RadiantCowbells]

Hi still lost I'm RC

[Ramcius]

I'm still lost :V

First, roll 3d6 to know how much money you get (it's roll x 100)

Then pick things from the list that you think might be useful for you to survive, you an look at mine and Jingle's lists to see what might be good

[Ramcius]

Also, choose which one character you play (1 or 3, 2nd one is speaking with angels already)

[Irrelephant11]

Good luck or whatever!

Thanks!
My face hurtssss

[Korina]

I went to a convention yesterday. That was pretty fun.

You know what's not fun? This game. It's not moving.
So, I'm gonna make it my goal to post something everyday for the next two months.
Starting with this post:

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[Ramcius]

I went to a convention yesterday. That was pretty fun.

You know what's not fun? This game. It's not moving.
So, I'm gonna make it my goal to post something everyday for the next two months.
Starting with this post:

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I see, you didn't get the memo - this game isn't supposed to be fun, but endless suffering

[Jingle]

I went to a convention yesterday. That was pretty fun.

You know what's not fun? This game. It's not moving.
So, I'm gonna make it my goal to post something everyday for the next two months.
Starting with this post:

A

If you're gonna post every day for two months join our RPG. It's just as not fun as the rest of the thread!