Masochist Mafia II [Game Over]

[Ramcius]

You're very optimistic, if you think we'll start in 2 months

[Jingle]

Nah, I just think that Korina might be seduced by the ability to randomly explode at anytime for no reason.

He does like cult games, after all.

[Korina]

Sadly, this is just a joke. :c

[Korina]

I went to a convention yesterday. That was pretty fun.

You know what's not fun? This game. It's not moving.
So, I'm gonna make it my goal to post something everyday for the next two months.
Starting with this post:

A

I see, you didn't get the memo - this game isn't supposed to be fun, but endless suffering

I'm not suffering though.

I went to a convention yesterday. That was pretty fun.

You know what's not fun? This game. It's not moving.
So, I'm gonna make it my goal to post something everyday for the next two months.
Starting with this post:

A

If you're gonna post every day for two months join our RPG. It's just as not fun as the rest of the thread!

Ugh, effort.

Nah, I just think that Korina might be seduced by the ability to randomly explode at anytime for no reason.

He does like cult games, after all.

If I can literally start a cult, take over the world with no questions asked, I'll think about joining.
Also, I like cult games because it's just interesting to play and watch. I like abnormal mechanics, and cults just happen to be extremely interesting.

[Jingle]

If I can literally start a cult, take over the world with no questions asked, I'll think about joining.

Considering my plan is wander around and kill people.... It wholly depends on whether you can convince people to join your cult before exploding because 'radiation'.

[Jingle]

Pretty sure it's possible to cross mutate with a dog though, so there is that.

[RadiantCowbells]

im the best!!!!!!!!

[Ankamius]

Postie!

[RadiantCowbells]

Ankamius!

[Ankamius]

Firebringer!

[RadiantCowbells]

firebringer sux

[Ramcius]

RC, you second best, don't be greedy

[Ankamius]

I will fite you on that rc

[Ankamius]

Put em up, I think I could last at least five seconds

[Firebringer]

PAWN G7 to F6

[Firebringer]

KittyMos Game Character Creation:

Spoiler: My Awesome Character

Character Name: Jorge Kenway
Gender: Male

Starting Attributes

Moves:

Original Roll String: 2d6

2 6-Sided Dice: (3, 4) = 7

Resiliency:

Original Roll String: 1d6+3

1 6-Sided Dice: (3)+3 = 6

Strength: 0
Shielding: 0

Age:

Original Roll String: 1d100

1 100-Sided Dice: (57) = 57

Height (inches): 6D6+48
Weight (lbs):

Original Roll String: 5d6

5 6-Sided Dice: (6, 3, 6, 1, 6) = 22

Carrying Capacity: 30+10(Strength)


Natural Abilities: [I haven't done this yet. WIP]
Natural Inabilities:

[Ramcius]

PAWN G7 to F6

Spoiler:

d4 Nc6 c4 Nb4 e3 f5 Nf3 d5 Nc3 c5 a3 cxd4 Nxd4 Nc6 Nxd5 Kf7 Bd3 Nf6 Nxf6 g6 Nd5

Why you didn't take my knight?

[Ramcius]

Ank, I see you still have troubles

https://www.scribd.com/document/1985530 ... on=2331557

try read game book, maybe it will be easier to understand things

[Firebringer]

I did. You didn't record my move right.

[Ramcius]

Yes, my bad, but next time say "takes" to make my life little easier. I saw "to" and just assumed you moved your pawn forward

Spoiler:

d4 Nc6 c4 Nb4 e3 f5 Nf3 d5 Nc3 c5 a3 cxd4 Nxd4 Nc6 Nxd5 Kf7 Bd3 Nf6 Nxf6 gxf6 Nxf5

I think now it's correct

[Jingle]

Chess isn't masochistic enough for this thread.

You should play reverse chess, where the goal is to get checkmated or make sure you can't move and everyone loses in the case of a threefold repetition draw.

[Ramcius]

You haven't played enough, if you think chess isn't masochistic

[Jingle]

I enjoyed the shit out of chess club in high school. Try again.

[Korina]

Chess is fun. That is all.

[Ramcius]

Ofc chess isn't masochistic on begginer's level, so I don't see any need to try again