THE DUNGEON OF DOOM

[Felissan]

Retreat from that fight with the skeletons for reasons that obviously aren't pain. Instead, try climbing the wall and reaching the top-left chest.

[Xalxe]

I recommend Bowl jumps into the goo headfirst to get the weapons. Obviously you can just cut your way out with the sword.

This is a good plan.

[animorpherv1]

Back off from the skeleton and heal Artichoke

[Elsa Jay]

Yeah Bowl, big Brother Burns and big Sister Freezy knows what they're doing. That's why WE got weapons. Heck, even if the fire gets put out we basically got a club.

I'll take out the left Skeleton as well.

Pedit: Uhh, not to downplay Artichoke or anything, but healing yourself first is the better option when available. You always come first.

[brassherald]

Going for the closest treasure chest.

[Iconeum]

I jump into the goo, headfirst, to get the weapons. Obviously I can cut my way out with the sword.
This is a good plan.

[Elsa Jay]

You're truly a goblin of the people, Bowls. We honor your

sacrifice

bravery to the cause.

[Iconeum]

W-wat sacrifice?

I-is good plan, no?

[Elsa Jay]

Oh, you heard that? Well obviously I meant the general sacrafice of our time for the clan. But this honor means we're serving the Chiefton AND the clan well. Follow our wisdom, young one, and you'll get home a hero to all.

[Iconeum]

Bowls haz good earz ya know! Best earzees in the wholie family!

Here I go!

[Elsa Jay]

((Bowls for MVP, lol))

You do that while me and Burns take out these skeletons.

We all have our part in this fight. With my research in general dungeon lore, skeletons are nearly always weak to fire since they're Undead.

I didn't come out the top of our class for this expidition for nothing.

[Iconeum]

(I bloody hope I didn't survive the snap just to get wasted inside a blob thing lol)

[Elsa Jay]

((Trust me it'd be bad DM design for there to be an instant deathtrap in the first area. You'll be fine.))

[brassherald]

As your chieftain who was elected for some reason, I think Bowls should get the sword or die trying.

[Elsa Jay]

C-Chief, don't mention the D word. We have to maintain morale for the younger ones.

Anyway, we all seem to be doing fine now, so that's good.

[Krazy]

Freezy, I think I'd like to look up that slope to the top right. Do you want to bring your torch so we can investigate?

Without waiting Oops starts climbing up to the top right until he can see what else is up there

[Elsa Jay]

Well currently me and Burns are dealing with the skeletons Oops. I'm getting me that EXP early.

[Krazy]

Oh right. I'll redirect my comment to whoever has a torch and isn't fighting.

[Elsa Jay]

... We both are fighting tho. That's why the 2 of us were smart enough to grab the torches in the first place.

[Krazy]

In that case, I will see if there is any lighting or visibility of the next area without a torch.

[Elsa Jay]

Anyone here not do an action yet? We best keep on our toes here.

[Krazy]

You never know who might bust thru that door. We should keep it guarded at all times. The only way this goes south is if our enemy is the kool-aid man

[Irrelephant11]

TURN 2

Cookie wants to open the chest in the bottom right, but realizes the gelatinous cube is entirely in the way. Upon getting close to the jelly, it attacks him. -1 HP.

Burns attacks the skeleton on the right, doing minor damage to it. It hits him back for -1 HP. Freezy has a similar situation play out with the skeleton on the left. -1 HP.

Arti tries to climb the wall, but finds absolutely no grip. Meanwhile, Seeks heals Arti for 1 HP.

Chief Probs joins Cookie in longing for a treasure chest he cannot yet reach. Thankfully, the jelly does not attack him.

Bowls... jumps into the gelatinous cube. He does manage to touch the sword, but he realizes the jelly is going to be too thick to actually swing it. He also realizes he has limited time before he starts losing health because of a lack of oxygen.

Meanwhile, Oops decides he needs to know what's in the room to the right. The magic dungeon game rules prevent him from seeing anything until he enters the room, so he walks to the next room, finding...

6 pairs of colored buttons, a purple hallway that curves away into the wall, and a vague awareness that there's more going on underneath him, though he has no way of seeing what that is.

He also remembers that goblins (at least in this universe) have dark vision, and in most cases don't need a direct source of light.

Spoiler: Notes

Y'all seem to think this dungeon is made to be real easy or something! It's got "Doom" in the name, folks. You gotta work for the those treasure chests!

All players are 3 missed turns from being replaced.

[Irrelephant11]

Next update will be around this time Friday.

[Xalxe]

Wa-hey! Do it again!