THE DUNGEON OF DOOM

[Felissan]

Drop off the ledge above the bottom-right chest and open it

[Elsa Jay]

Where's the skeleton HP dangit.

[Irrelephant11]

Where's the skeleton HP dangit.

These sorts of details are ones y'all have to figure out with experience.
You know that 1 ATT does no damage, and 2 ATT does more than that. So at least you can reason out its DEF!

[animorpherv1]

I'm going to heal myself

[Elsa Jay]

Where's the skeleton HP dangit.

These sorts of details are ones y'all have to figure out with experience.
You know that 1 ATT does no damage, and 2 ATT does more than that. So at least you can reason out its DEF!

So we should focus on one at a time then Burns.

Skeletons:
Attack - 2 (since we take 1 dmg and have 1 DEF)
DEF - 1 (since we did damage now)
HP - ??? (1 dmg on each right now)

[brassherald]

I guess I go to try to pull Bowls from the cube. While being sure not to stick my head into the cube

[Elsa Jay]

Nah Brass. We kinda need your help up here with the Skeletons, since the Chief has 2 attack already. Help me and Burns kill the skeletons. We have to garuntee their deaths first.

Look at the wording. "Lose health due to the lack of oxygen". Worst case scenario he loses 1 HP while we murder the skeletons.

If the 3 of us attack the Right Skeleton that's 5 damage, enough to probably kill it. Think of the group survival first. Bowls jumped in to begin with on his own accord. We can't risk you getting stuck too.

Trust me on this, killing the Skeletons first is the way to go.

[brassherald]

Okay, that seems better. Forget the sword, I go punch a skeleton.

[Elsa Jay]

Gotta specify Right Skeleton so The DM doesn't screw us and make you punch the left one, like so:

Freezy attacks the Right Skeleton.

Chief Probs, and Enforcers Burns and Freezy shall exterminate the Skeleton menaces. Oops can press one of those 6 buttons, Seeks is already healing themself, so it's recommended Arti and Cookie go into the other room and grab a torch each to get more firepower. Pun intended.

Bowls... Can struggle I guess.

[Cheery Dog]

Join Oops in the room to the right and press buttons

[Elsa Jay]

That works too I guess. Any reason you don't want a weapon, Cookie?

[Krazy]

Oops will click the light green button in the middle. As he hears Cookie coming up, Oops will say,

"Hi Cookie! Look at all these buttons!"

[brassherald]

I punch the right skeleton, also the correct one.

[Cheery Dog]

That works too I guess. Any reason you don't want a weapon, Cookie?

I want to push buttons instead of getting a torch.

[Elsa Jay]

Well you DO have free will. You can be a designated

scapegoat

puzzle solver instead! Us and the Chief are obviously the only muscle we need at the moment anyway.

[Iconeum]

H-help?

Unless anyone comes up with a better solution: EAT MY WAY OUT OF JELLY CUBE OF DOOM

[brassherald]

H-help?

Unless anyone comes up with a better solution: EAT MY WAY OUT OF JELLY CUBE OF DOOM

Just hang in there! Also, Great idea! (He's a goner)

[Elsa Jay]

I'm sure the 7 of us can make it out of this place alive if we work together! Glad to have you around, Chiefton. A warrior of you caliber is appreciated with killing these skeletons.

[Iconeum]

G-guys? I... thought there waz aight of us, right?

[Elsa Jay]

Shame we lost the young Bowls to that slime monster, but let that be a cautionary tale for future goblins. We shall honor his name in this expedition.

[brassherald]

To be fair, Bowls should have asked me before he jumped into the sline, so that I could have told him it was an excellent idea.

[Elsa Jay]

Did anyone else realize that the Slime Cube also has 2 attack? It hurt Cookie but not Probs.

Make sure to keep track of your health gauges and Inventory, guys.

[animorpherv1]

If he keeps losing 1hp a turn, I can probably infinitely heal him to avoid his death.

[Elsa Jay]

That's infinite torture, lol.

[Felissan]

That's infinite torture, lol.

So what's the problem then?