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Post Post #125 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 7:17 am

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Prodding Shiidaji


Meanwhile, Rhino initiative is 18. (I won't be rolling these publicly, to make it harder to deduce ability scores etc.)
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Post Post #126 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 10:09 am

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Whilst we wait, can we use our passive senses to see if the rhino is a summon or an illusion?
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Post Post #127 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 11:06 am

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Mitillos wrote:Whilst we wait, can we use our passive senses to see if the rhino is a summon or an illusion?
Make a perception check.
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Post Post #128 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 11:36 am

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Original Roll String: 1d20+1
1 20-Sided Dice: (20)+1 = 21
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Post Post #129 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 12:05 pm

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It's a real rhino.
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Post Post #130 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 12:19 pm

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Sigh of course itbis
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Post Post #131 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 12:45 pm

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To be fair, maybe it's not real and it's just that my character doesn't realise it because I didn't roll high enough. But that's metagaming, so I have to proceed as if it's real, no matter what. :Þ
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Post Post #132 (ISO) » Sat May 11, 2019 7:16 pm

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I bet it does real charge damage
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Post Post #133 (ISO) » Sun May 12, 2019 1:19 pm

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Shiidaji hasn't responded to the prod so I guess we're getting started without him.

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Rhino - 18

Norixius - 9
Cheater - 8
Pollux - 6
Ilyana - 6

As the bystanders, including the hulking half-orc Cobble, scatter in fear, the rhino charges for Norixius, attempting to gore him.

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8 points of bludgeoning damage
to Norixius.

As it charges forward, the rhino veers off to the side to attack Norixius. Still distracted by the travelling salesman's odd behaviour, it reaches him before he can react, knocking him back on his heels with a powerful blow.

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Norixius - 9
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Post Post #134 (ISO) » Sun May 12, 2019 1:38 pm

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Momentarily knocked off balance, Kriv jumps up and swings his battleaxe downward at the rhino.
Original Roll String: 1d20+4
1 20-Sided Dice: (1)+4 = 5

I'm just gonna roll damage now so I don't have to wait for you to tell me if it hits or not. If it doesn't hit, we can just ignore this roll. The attack is one-handed because I'm holding my shield.
Original Roll String: 1d8+2
1 8-Sided Dice: (2)+2 = 4
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Post Post #135 (ISO) » Sun May 12, 2019 3:12 pm

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Allomancer wrote:Momentarily knocked off balance, Kriv jumps up and swings his battleaxe downward at the rhino.
Original Roll String: 1d20+4
1 20-Sided Dice: (11)+4 = 15

I'm just gonna roll damage now so I don't have to wait for you to tell me if it hits or not. If it doesn't hit, we can just ignore this roll. The attack is one-handed because I'm holding my shield.
Original Roll String: 1d8+2
1 8-Sided Dice: (5)+2 = 7
Good idea, always roll damage.

As the axe comes down, the side of the rhino is sliced open, and some blood spurts out. Only a little, but the thing can be hurt.

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Norixius - 9
Cheater - 8

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Ilyana - 6
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Post Post #136 (ISO) » Sun May 12, 2019 3:51 pm

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Short bow with sneak attack to the rhino:

To hit
Original Roll String: 1d20+5
1 20-Sided Dice: (2)+5 = 7


Damage
Original Roll String: 2d6+3
2 6-Sided Dice: (4, 4)+3 = 11
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Post Post #137 (ISO) » Sun May 12, 2019 3:54 pm

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Whoops doublepost
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Post Post #138 (ISO) » Mon May 13, 2019 6:33 am

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Porkens wrote:Short bow with sneak attack to the rhino:

To hit
Original Roll String: 1d20+5
1 20-Sided Dice: (18)+5 = 23


Damage
Original Roll String: 2d6+3
2 6-Sided Dice: (5, 6)+3 = 14
Yep, sneak attack bc Norixius is still there.

Unfortunately, you misjudge the rhino's momentum as Norixius's axe hits it. The slight change in direction makes the arrow just barely arc past the beast.

Don't forget to remove an arrow from your DDB equipment. It's small, but it'll add up over time.
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Post Post #139 (ISO) » Mon May 13, 2019 6:46 am

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I missed? Impossible I disbelieve
Original Roll String: 1d100 (STATIC)
1 100-Sided Dice: (18) = 18
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Post Post #140 (ISO) » Mon May 13, 2019 11:57 am

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Whoops, forgot to post initiative.

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Cheater - 8
Pollux - 6

Ilyana - 6
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Post Post #141 (ISO) » Mon May 13, 2019 3:20 pm

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"Languish in the icy grasp of death, beast."

Pollux casts Chill Touch. A ghostly skeletal hand tries to grab the rhino.

Atk:
Original Roll String: 1d20+6
1 20-Sided Dice: (14)+6 = 20


Dmg:
Original Roll String: 1d8
1 8-Sided Dice: (3) = 3
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Post Post #142 (ISO) » Tue May 14, 2019 1:01 am

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As the skeletal hand reaches out and grasps the rhino, it freezes for a moment. The place where the hand touched seems to decay, and the beast is mesmerized for a moment.

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Ilyana - 6
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Post Post #143 (ISO) » Tue May 14, 2019 9:28 am

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You'll have to correct me if I'm doing this all wrong, not used to saying what I'm doing without DM actively there to confirm I'm doing things in the right order or can even do them.

Upon seeing the rhino, Ilyana takes a step back in surprise and points at it and says, "Your horn wouldn't even make a decent aphrodisiac!" and casts Vicous Mockery.

I uh.. don't know what I'm supposed to roll for this one, it's a new spell to me, or if it's just the rhino rolls a wisdom save and has to beat 13? I know what I'm supposed to do for damage there at least!

Original Roll String: 1d4
1 4-Sided Dice: (1) = 1


After feeling she's thoroughly insulted the rhino, Ilyana bursts into a song all about how rhinos aren't even all that tough when compared to the power of friendship, and uses Bardic Inspiration as a bonus action.
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Post Post #144 (ISO) » Tue May 14, 2019 10:17 am

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In post 143, xofelf wrote:You'll have to correct me if I'm doing this all wrong, not used to saying what I'm doing without DM actively there to confirm I'm doing things in the right order or can even do them.

Upon seeing the rhino, Ilyana takes a step back in surprise and points at it and says, "Your horn wouldn't even make a decent aphrodisiac!" and casts Vicous Mockery.

I uh.. don't know what I'm supposed to roll for this one, it's a new spell to me, or if it's just the rhino rolls a wisdom save and has to beat 13? I know what I'm supposed to do for damage there at least!

Original Roll String: 1d4 (STATIC)
1 4-Sided Dice: (1) = 1


After feeling she's thoroughly insulted the rhino, Ilyana bursts into a song all about how rhinos aren't even all that tough when compared to the power of friendship, and uses Bardic Inspiration as a bonus action.
That is indeed correct. The rhino rolls a Wisdom save, taking 1 damage on a fail.

Hearing the insult, the rhino stops and turns, its head hurting from the confusing statement. It appears very distracted.

Rhino rolled a nat 1 (: Also, for bardic inspiration, you have to pick someone in particular to inspire (and roleplay it if you want).
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Post Post #145 (ISO) » Tue May 14, 2019 8:13 pm

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oh it's one person? Okay, then give it to our paladin

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Post Post #146 (ISO) » Wed May 15, 2019 4:27 am

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Initiative
Rhino - 18

Norixius - 9
Cheater - 8
Pollux - 6
Ilyana - 6

The rhino charges back from Norixius giving you an attack of opportunity if you want. and focuses on the source of the decaying, icy hand. It rushes towards Pollux and rolls a 14 to hit, even with disadvantage from being roasted.

15 damage. That's enough to knock you out, since wizards are about as strong as 2.5 sheets of wet tissue paper. However, it's not quite enough (1 hit point away) from killing you outright!

As blood gushes from Pollux's wound, he collapses, clutching his chest.

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Rhino - 18
Norixius - 9

Cheater - 8
Pollux - 6
Ilyana - 6
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Post Post #147 (ISO) » Wed May 15, 2019 9:48 am

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As the Rhino turns away, Kriv lashes out with his battleaxe in his hand, slashing at the rhino's rear.
Opportunity Attack:
Original Roll String: 1d20+4
1 20-Sided Dice: (20)+4 = 24

Damage:
Original Roll String: 1d8+2
1 8-Sided Dice: (1)+2 = 3


After the rhino mauls Pollux and he collapses, Kriv instantly realizes the gravity of the situation. Kriv runs over to Pollux, bends over him, and uses Lay on Hands to heal one hit point (which should revive him, correct?).
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Post Post #148 (ISO) » Wed May 15, 2019 10:25 am

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Short bow with sneak attack to the rhino:

To hit
Original Roll String: 1d20+5
1 20-Sided Dice: (12)+5 = 17


Damage
Original Roll String: 1d6+3
1 6-Sided Dice: (4)+3 = 7

Original Roll String: 1d6
1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1
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Post Post #149 (ISO) » Wed May 15, 2019 10:25 am

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