Kill the Above Poster

PvtUrist · Post Post #142 (isolation #0) » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:56 am

you stepped on lego

PvtUrist · Post Post #145 (isolation #1) » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:01 am

you slip in the shower while stepping on lego

PvtUrist · Post Post #147 (isolation #2) » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:28 am

I throw a toaster in you

PvtUrist · Post Post #153 (isolation #3) » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:32 am

You are trapped in a ferris wheel for months with no food and only IPS and StrangerCoug for company.

PvtUrist · Post Post #155 (isolation #4) » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:37 am

In post 154, Firebringer wrote:I get you to sign up for a singing contest. You die from embarrassment.

This is so far from me.

FB is executed for slander.

PvtUrist · Post Post #157 (isolation #5) » Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:41 am

you step on lego while showering

PvtUrist · Post Post #178 (isolation #6) » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:12 pm

you encounter Bear Grylls while taking a stroll

PvtUrist · Post Post #180 (isolation #7) » Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:34 pm

computes

PvtUrist · Post Post #194 (isolation #8) » Mon Feb 25, 2019 2:14 pm

America

PvtUrist · Post Post #205 (isolation #9) » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:51 pm

ccccommbo breaker

PvtUrist · Post Post #207 (isolation #10) » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:58 pm

johnny cash

PvtUrist · Post Post #209 (isolation #11) » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:22 pm

choke on hitman

PvtUrist · Post Post #217 (isolation #12) » Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:22 pm

kiss from a rose

PvtUrist · Post Post #219 (isolation #13) » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:23 pm

pew pew by rollerskating mobsters

PvtUrist · Post Post #229 (isolation #14) » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:18 pm

lipstick plastic and paint in your eyes

PvtUrist · Post Post #232 (isolation #15) » Tue May 07, 2019 1:56 am

On a dark desert highway

run over by a car

PvtUrist · Post Post #236 (isolation #16) » Tue May 07, 2019 4:49 pm

Up ahead in the distance

you saw a shimmering light

your head felt heavy and your sight grew dim

you fell dead during the night

PvtUrist · Post Post #239 (isolation #17) » Tue May 07, 2019 9:40 pm

He deals the cards as a meditation

your neck never suspect

PvtUrist · Post Post #244 (isolation #18) » Wed May 08, 2019 10:45 pm

Eastbound and down,

rolling up and truckin'.

Now we gon run you over.

PvtUrist · Post Post #250 (isolation #19) » Thu May 09, 2019 1:02 pm

heavy heaving pagetop weighs on u

PvtUrist · Post Post #253 (isolation #20) » Wed May 15, 2019 11:16 pm

these mist covered mountains

are a grave now for u

PvtUrist · Post Post #255 (isolation #21) » Thu May 16, 2019 12:29 am

So be a simple kinda man,

or be something, you ded and ded stend

PvtUrist · Post Post #258 (isolation #22) » Thu May 16, 2019 1:01 pm

U believe u can fly,

u believe and u ded

PvtUrist · Post Post #260 (isolation #23) » Thu May 16, 2019 3:07 pm

ooh she's a little runaway,

daddy's girl learned fast and took your heart away

PvtUrist · Post Post #262 (isolation #24) » Thu May 16, 2019 11:22 pm

Just beat it,

beat it,

your face got defeated

PvtUrist · Post Post #264 (isolation #25) » Fri May 17, 2019 2:27 am

When the night has come,

and the land is dark.

And teh SK,

is the only, guy you'll meet.

PvtUrist · Post Post #269 (isolation #26) » Fri May 17, 2019 2:41 pm

you get a shiver in the dark,

it's a stabbing in the park in meantime.

south of something something,

you bled out.

PvtUrist · Post Post #271 (isolation #27) » Fri May 17, 2019 3:21 pm

HIGHWAY TO HELL

YOU GOT RAN OVER ON TEH HIGHWAY TO HELL

PvtUrist · Post Post #273 (isolation #28) » Fri May 17, 2019 11:53 pm

sike you thought lyrics

but it is a knife

PvtUrist · Post Post #278 (isolation #29) » Sat May 18, 2019 4:50 pm

It's another tequila sunrise,

staring into the sun made you blind.

You fell and ded.

PvtUrist · Post Post #281 (isolation #30) » Sun May 19, 2019 1:25 am

Rebel rebel,

it's on your chest.

Rebel rebel,

you get eated by ayy.

PvtUrist · Post Post #285 (isolation #31) » Sun May 19, 2019 9:10 pm

You lived by yourself in a a swamp,

hunted alligators for livin,

then got knocked in the head by a stump.

PvtUrist · Post Post #287 (isolation #32) » Mon May 20, 2019 4:02 am

You believe in a thing called love

somwthing something

PvtUrist · Post Post #366 (isolation #33) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:31 am

ayylien abduction

PvtUrist · Post Post #369 (isolation #34) » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:51 am

Carbomb.tm