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Post Post #1125 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:37 pm

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Sure!

Don't forget the modnote.

"Modnote: If natirasha gets the role of natirasha, natirasha is modkilled immediately, regardless of pleas."
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Post Post #1126 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:16 pm

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The Jester wrote:Sure!

Don't forget the modnote.

"Modnote: If natirasha gets the role of natirasha, natirasha is modkilled immediately, regardless of pleas."
I assume that is to make sure that the role doesn't say "Natirasha wins the game."
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Post Post #1127 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:22 pm

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Post Post #1128 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:55 pm

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SensFan wrote:You are a
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Post Post #1129 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:19 pm

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You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
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Post Post #1130 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:22 pm

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Yosarian2 wrote:You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
I actually quite like this role.
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Post Post #1131 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:24 pm

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Yes, Yos2 needs to make a game called Common Object Lycanthropy Mafia now. That role would be cool to see in use.
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Post Post #1132 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:32 pm

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shaft.ed wrote:Yes, Yos2 needs to make a game called Common Object Lycanthropy Mafia now. That role would be cool to see in use.
I would totally play that. A while back, I made a Veggie Mafia along the same lines, but this is far superior.
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Post Post #1133 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:03 pm

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I definitley agree that a common object lycanthrope themed game would be extremely fun. I mean, who
doesnt
want to turn into a muffin at night or any of the various household appliances you could use?

"Hmmmm, we came here to kill Bob, but all we can find is this cucumber lying in the middle of the floor."

"Really? Kinda like last night when we were gonna whack Steve and all we found was a toaster on the stairs. Wierd huh?"
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Post Post #1134 (ISO) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:16 pm

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Yosarian2 wrote:You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
You, sir, have been watching too much Amy Winfrey. *shudder*

Still, I'd probably play Common Object Lycanthropy. No need for Mafia really, everybody's a lycanthrope, some are just uncommon objects...
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Post Post #1135 (ISO) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:13 pm

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Mokina wrote:You are
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, Jester Supersaint. If you are ever lynched during the course of the game, you win immediately. The following night, the person who hammered you commits suicide out of sheer frustration. As a modkillable post restriction, you must disagree with at least three quotes per day.
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Post Post #1136 (ISO) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:26 pm

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Yosarian2 wrote:You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
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Post Post #1137 (ISO) » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:17 am

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muffinhead wrote:
Yosarian2 wrote:You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
suits me lol
I thought of you when I read the role also.
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Post Post #1138 (ISO) » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:37 am

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For use in theme games.

You
Haven't Seen the Souce Material
. If, at any point, you suggest that you expect or know one of the source material's plot twists, you will be instantly modkilled for your own safety. Examples include: "Our doc died two nights ago. Why was [Obi-Wan's player] not nightkilled?" "Look at [Sasuke's player]'s unexplained changes of opinions. He probably got culted."
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Post Post #1139 (ISO) » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:31 am

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Booker wrote:For use in theme games.

You
Haven't Seen the Souce Material
. If, at any point, you suggest that you expect or know one of the source material's plot twists, you will be instantly modkilled for your own safety. Examples include: "Our doc died two nights ago. Why was [Obi-Wan's player] not nightkilled?" "Look at [Sasuke's player]'s unexplained changes of opinions. He probably got culted."
The concept behind the crap isn't actually that bad here. What I mean by that, is that the post restriction 'Do not talk about source material' is usable for sure.
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Post Post #1140 (ISO) » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:23 pm

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You are Emo Kid. You win with the town. However, in order for you to win, both the town must win, and you must be lynched. Furthermore, you may not be lynched on Day 1, but quotes from Day 1 must be cited in your lynching. You must also make sure that a townie is killed on day 1.

(Only use in games where a Day 1 Townie Death puts into Lylo)
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Post Post #1141 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:50 am

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The Jester wrote:You are a Mason, you're partner may or may not be town.

You brought along a gun just in-case, with one-shot just for your partner.

Anytime during the day you may daykill them.

You can never be too careful, trust no one!

Modnote: Give this role to both of the masons.
That would actually be interesting. :P
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Post Post #1142 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:19 am

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kuribo wrote:
The Jester wrote:You are a Mason, you're partner may or may not be town.

You brought along a gun just in-case, with one-shot just for your partner.

Anytime during the day you may daykill them.

You can never be too careful, trust no one!

Modnote: Give this role to both of the masons.
That would actually be interesting. :P
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Post Post #1143 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:34 am

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On the same lines:

You are a
Mason-Traitor
. You may not communicate with your mafia partners (
X
and
Y
), but you win with them, even if you are dead. They do not know who you are. You may communicate at Night with your Mason Partner,
Z
.

You are a
Mason-Cop
. You may communicate at night with your partner,
A
. You win with the town.

Mod note 1: Masons are siblings and if one dies, so will the other one.
Mod note 2: Masons are bombs exploding on any night action targeting them.

I imagine the traitor outing the cop at a key moment or in twilight to try and secure the win- next thing you know 3+ people blow up!
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Post Post #1144 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:41 am

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Can anybody say... Bastard Mod?
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Post Post #1145 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:25 am

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Mr. Flay wrote:
Yosarian2 wrote:You are a
ware-muffin
(Pro-town lycanthrope)

After being bitten by radioactive glutan products, you have become a bizzare half-man, half muffin. Luckely, though much practice, you have gained a measure of control over your shapechanges.

Each night, you may EITHER remain in the form of a man, OR shapechange into the form of a MUFFFIN. If you are in Muffin form, then anyone trying to kill you will not be able to find you and the kill will fail; HOWEVER, while in Muffin form, you will be the biggest, most tasty-looking muffin ever, so anyone trying to taget you for ANY OTHER reason (cops, docs, roleblockers, ect) will eat and therefore kill you.

You win with the town.
You, sir, have been watching too much Amy Winfrey. *shudder*
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Post Post #1146 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:57 am

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You are a
Donut
. If the cop investigates you, you are eaten and you die. If you are attacked during the night, you also die. Full of sugary goodness, you cannot be protected by the doctor. You must claim that you are an incredibly important protown role during the first day or you will be modkilled.

You win, amusingly, with the town.
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Post Post #1147 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:02 pm

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You are an Oscar Mayer Wiener. If a cop investigates you, he eats you and savors it so much he can't investigate anyone the following night. If someone votes for you, they eat you and go off to investigate more of you, making them lose their vote tommorrow. If a roleblocker roleblocks you, she eats you and craves another one the following, making her unable to roleblock. If any Pro-Town Role at all targets you, they are unable to use their power the next night, and eat you. Meanwhile, if the Mafia targets you, they eat you and become protected the following night from cops, role-blockers, doctors on their victims, and vigilantes. Everyone is in love with you, making you a lightening rod. You win with the town.


You are a Lightening-Rod-Nexus.
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Post Post #1148 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:28 pm

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gorckat wrote:On the same lines:

You are a
Mason-Traitor
. You may not communicate with your mafia partners (
X
and
Y
), but you win with them, even if you are dead. They do not know who you are. You may communicate at Night with your Mason Partner,
Z
.

You are a
Mason-Cop
. You may communicate at night with your partner,
A
. You win with the town.

Mod note 1: Masons are siblings and if one dies, so will the other one.
Mod note 2: Masons are bombs exploding on any night action targeting them.

I imagine the traitor outing the cop at a key moment or in twilight to try and secure the win- next thing you know 3+ people blow up!
Actually, the following would be a very interesting combination of roles:

You are a
mason cop suicide bomber.
You may privately communicate with [~~~~] at night. [~~~~] might be scum. [~~~~] doesn't know your role... or the fact that you may suicide bomb them at any time. You may not inspect your mason partner. You win with the town.

Mod note: sane


You are a
mason cop suicide bomber.
You may privately communicate with [~~~~] at night. [~~~~] might be scum. [~~~~] doesn't know your role... or the fact that you may suicide bomb them at any time. You may not inspect your mason partner. You win with the town.

Mod note: insane
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Post Post #1149 (ISO) » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:56 pm

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Actually, the following would be a very interesting combination of roles:
That's hilarious! I would pay to see that in a game...
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