2078: Any Non-Dead Person Can Post In This Mafia Game [end]

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This game has begun.

Now let's get hyped.

I have only one goal this game, and that goal is to get 100 people to post in this thread.

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Everyone who posts gets 100 WagonCoins.

BUT

if you GET SOMEONE ELSE TO post in this thread

you will get 300 WagonCoins.

GET TO WORK PEOPLE

TELL YOUR FRIENDS

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if you are not a player in this game, you may discuss this game elsewhere for the purpose of encouraging others to post in this thread.

Look at the rules people -- I WANT YOU

TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE

TO POST IN THIS THREAD

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

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I've already posted as an alt, does that count as telling a friend? DO I GET MY 300 COINS???

YES

YOU GET 300 WAGONCOINS YESS!!!!!

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wagon i doubt we get 100

IDGAF WE GOTTA TRY BAE WE GOTTA TRY

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I possess THREE HUNDRED wagoncoins now! (*⌒▽⌒*)θ～♪

or is it 400?

Now it's 400 Wagoncoins!

100 for posting, 300 for getting 'someone else' to post! HEYOOO

You're RICH

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WE CAN DO IT JINGLE

I BELIEVE IN US

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ALSO what dost thou mean by 'someone else' with the QUOTES?

I was momentarily confused, the quotes were unnecessary

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SCHADD TELL UR FRIENDS, GETTEM IN THIS GAME

GO TELL MY DISCORD THAT I CAN'T EVEN TELL BECAUSE I'M A PLAYER LOLOLOL

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Does market analysis agree with my readslist?

I don't have any big problems with it so far but I'm probably not going to lynch Nick while he's clearly having fun, so I'd move her up to town for now

I don't... think?... I've ever actually been alive in a game at the same time as Pine so if you have experience with him or can explain why he's scum that would be cool

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@mod, am I allowed to post to this game with alts, and would they be counted as 'additional posters'?

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Yeah I definitely only have "5" outed alts... that sounds... right...

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Wait I'm not Jiffy, and I also can't read

OH GOD IM BLIND

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lol we already made mastina hated

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curses!

foibled again

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Chamber would you like to place a bet on that being the full scumteam?

Anyone can use their 100 wagon coins (or more if you asked a friend to post!) to bet on the flips of individual players or scumteams!

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Now you have 400 wagon coins Nancy!

Did you know you get 300 more wagon coins for EACH alt and hydra you post with! GET BUSY

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Damn tn's avi makes me wish I did this game on a diff account

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So Wag, how many Krazy bucks do I have so far?

A LOT ! ! ! !

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WE STILL NEED MORE

MOAR PEOPLE

TELL UR FRANDS

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Damn Nako it's been too long

You know I never did figure out who your main was LOL

I'm DVa btw

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Night 1 has started! Night 1 ends in: (expired on 2019-06-09 09:00:00)

lol did you really do a 4 day night

that's wild

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lol how can I answer that when I don't know your main

unless you like just posted on your main and I'm being dense

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Oh, not on that account no, my main is Krazy, I've been outed on this account for a while... I think. Actually I don't even remember whether this one is outed or not, I think it is tho?

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You're just a pretty cool cat

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VOTE: rosterfoster

I have decided that this person is not doing enough to RECRUIT PEOPLE INTO THE THREAD

LYNCH THE UNBELIEVER!

even though nom is like almost certainly not a survivor, I appreciate her EFFORTS in getting Kison-chan to post

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True story, people with animated avatars are 300x as likely to claim 3p -- doesn't mean you're scum, you probably fakeclaim survivor as town too

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Can I ask you a question nom?

does the gum still have flavor at this point?

You've been chewing it so long

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Are you a literal Boon Babe?

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Do you think we can play blackjack with the dice tags?
Roll 1d13
1 = ace
10-13 = 10/jack/queen/king (all 10)

do one dice roll in spoiler tags and use gentleman's honor on whether to bet

Spoiler:

Original Roll String: 1d13

1 13-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

Original Roll String: 1d13

1 13-Sided Dice: (10) = 10

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Wow I think that's literally the worst hand isn't it?

Oh well let's yolo

HIT ME

Original Roll String: 1d13

1 13-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

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BOOM, now that's the money

okay, you're up Jingle

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Technically we're not even betting wagoncoins yet, this was more to make sure it works.

Technically it's more random than normal blackjack since the dice tags are random rather than based on a card, so you can't play around the cards visible on the table

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Yeah but no one can remember how to play craps for more than 5 minutes at a time, I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible

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It just occurred to me that nomnom said she was a boon babe but also said she doesn't fakeclaim as town

I'd call that a scumslip but she literally just claimed 3rd party so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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RadiantCowbells you have 300 Wagoncoins~! Would you like to INVEST in any wagons?

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But I'm not putting them unless I get something in return

If you invest in a wagon that flips on scum then your 300 wagoncoins will MULTIPLY!

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What’s my total up to?

I'm gonna need a bigger calculator

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how you doing Nick? :3

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Only three dancing gifs does seem low given how silly this game is

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I think roster just claimed scum with that vote

anyway tell your friends! Get on discord! 14 more people huzzahhhhh!

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Nah u suck.

Whoa dude.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Slow down here.

Let's not be using that kind of language

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I wanna see Tet's reads, get him in here.

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Public service announcement: the film paprika is f'n fantastic and you should absolutely watch it

Perfect Blue is also really good but I have to be more specific in recommending it cause its pretty dark

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Millenium actress was ok too but doesn't stick in mymemory, still need to see patlabor 2. Satoshi Kon was one of anime's greats tho

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Hmm is mastina going 2 days with no posts a bad sign?

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Omg ruru!!!!!!

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Omg can you post on all your alts so I can get my totally pointless hood with jingle?

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Btw if 100 people/alts post in this thread I get a hood with jingle

and by hood I mean masonry cause jingle is town

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Its kinda amazing that this thread is growing faster than the ultimate werewolf game with like 80 actual players

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I still want tet's reads

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I'm masons with Tet

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Not until... 5? more accounts post. Not sure if I maybe miscounted but I think we're over 90.

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Duck!

Come in and post on 5 of your alts!

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Holy crap this game is insane. Looks fun to review tomorrow.

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Can someone cop ELA so I don't have to pretend like I will ever learn how to sort him

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It's now day 6

Game summary so far
Day 1 rosterfoster was lynched. He was mafia goon!
Night 1 Jingle was killed. He was a town neighbor!
Day 2 mastina was lynched. She was a mafia godfather!
Night 2 ofhrz was killed. He was a town cool person.
Day 3 ELA was lynched. He was town mislynchbait.
Night 3 Ausuka was killed. She was town bulbasaur.
Day 4 nomnom was lynched. She was [redacted?]
Night 4 Wagonomics was killed. He was a town neighbor!

Who should be the lynch day 6 guys?

Living players:
PenguinPower
Titus
Pine
Who
Lavender

This is the critical 5-way where we have to make the really big decisions about who will be alive in lylo

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Looks like game hinges on Titus/Who being readable to me

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Penguin/Pine/Lavender townies alive in lylo

Titus ends up flipping scum, win at 5-way?

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Penguin and Pine are both town?

are they not?

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I like how xyzzy doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

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Oh, someone just learned what it's like to be in a Nancy hydra I guess?

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I think Penguin is scum!

why's that?

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I never reach day 4.

how many wagon coins you betting on this?

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I'd agree with you but he phrased things like he had a post restriction or something so despite this not being the pengu i am used to, I have doubts

what made you think he had a post restriction?

he's just talking to the non-players about whether listmods will post, how is that not town?

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I think PP usually gives more reads by now if he were town

I think you might be overestimating the number of fs PP will give about a meme game lol

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NOW ACCEPTING BETS ON WHETHER NOMNOM REACHES DAY FOUR

All takers please state your wager

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NOMNOM WILL NOT REACH DAY 4

nomnom - 100

NOMNOM WILL REACH DAY 4

Wagonomics - 100

WHO ELSE WANTS IN ON THIS ACTION?

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How you doing Ausuka

Why do you think Pengii is scum Pengii and not town Pengii?

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When does the betting close? Can I instead go all in on a short term bet then put the winnings in here for even more money?

Players get 100 wagon coins per day. If another bet opens that will resolve before this bet finishes, you can retract your bet (so long as the bet is not 'resolved')

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After that, if you won, you could bet your winnings on the nomnom d4 bet, if there was another bet that resolved first yes.

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But I had 71 when I made that post?

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Oh then I will put all my wagoncoins on that bet until there is quicker money to be made.

Can you be clear that you are betting nomnom will be dead? or nomnom will be alive?

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I'm also masons with Ausuka btw

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Masonry:
ofhrz
Wagonomics
Jingle
Ausuka

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NOMNOM WILL NOT REACH DAY 4

nomnom - 100
Who - 100

NOMNOM WILL REACH DAY 4

Wagonomics - 100

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Triple Dayvig: rosterfoster, mastina, Titus

k guys we won day 1 it's over

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Wait what? So the whole masons with Jingle thing didn’t happen? Jingle card to comment? Ausuka care to comment?

Damn Who making me doubt my triple vig already

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xyz probably put that in because she knows it will never happen

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Shh you weren't supposed to say that outside the PT

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Masonry:
Wagonomics
ofhrz
Jingle
Ausuka
Tet

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Masonry:
Wagonomics
ofrhz
Jingle
Ausuka
Tet
RedFlavor
Nako
Nancy Drew 39 Armada of Alts

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Are you saying Nick is shady or Ausuka is?

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Masonry:
Wagonomics
Jingle
ofrhz
Ausuka
Tet
RedFlavor
Nako
Nancy Drew 39 Armada of Alts
Skygazer

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in contrast to your new masonry partners who are very much not

Man it's possible someone I triple vigged earlier was town because Who sure is writing some scummy stuff lately

Like this phrasing comes from scum at least 2/3 times, not 100% but hot damn you have a scummy playstyle if you're town

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Ofrhz is nulltown, Ausuka is nullscum.

How far above or below random would you say your reads are in your own estimation?

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I feel like you're not a jester

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Hmm Who you need to avoid being the mislynchbait in 5way I'm guessing, you getting lynched over Titus would be a problem for town wincon in the future

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Why's that fire-chan?

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Awww Red

*hugs*

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superweak interesting mind if i steal that idea?

Uhh, xyzzy has a thing about people taking her roles without credit. I think you need to say "superweak but xyzzy designed the modifier" in the role title.

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Yes you should

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Has this game settled down to the point of it being an actual game and not constant shitposting? I haven't read or posted here since I got bigmad. Can i help and if yes what should I know?

(Non-Player)

no; this game wasn't supposed to be serious from the start, has roles explicitly designed to feed the shitfest, and the moderator has encouraged the shitfest. this isn't much of a mafia game.

the closest thing i have to a scumread is probably that roster hasn't been lynched yet and if town it seems like mafia would jump on that unless it's infested with scum which, when i look at who's voting him, it doesn't seem like it is.

Areyou saying he's town that scum wants to let town mislynch on their own or scum that scum doesn't feel they need to commit to a bus on since the game is still quasi unreadable?

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Why won't creature notice me?

Am I really here?

Am I secretly a ghost and I just don't know it?

are you trying to plug your game in signups?

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how you liking balsonaro creature?

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Creature what's your top 25 townreads, top 10 scumreads, and why?

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"hated" is not a player. it is shorthand for "this player is publicly known to be hated." there are 13 players.

Oh, then mastina is town

Why would mastina be town just because she's hated?

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It is I, Chef jjh

I'm not really making anything big tonight but stay tuned for a picture of some bacon sarnies, probably with chips because I did turn the oven on and it'd be a waste not to use it

sounds delicious!

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no u

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I feel like Creature is just spamming catchup posts to avoid engaging in real time, seems scummy.

Creature doesn't get to join the masonry.

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I'm just kidding Creature u know I <3 u

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should my next large theme be video game themed or zombie apocalypse themed?

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yesssssss

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I mean when Creature catches up he will himself have doubled the length of the thread, I don't know that we need to do much to get this to page 75+ at this rate

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Creature is obviously a hydra of Titus and RadiantCowbells

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wow am I really a top poster? how the f did that happen lol

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well shit a red said it so it must be true right?

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Joan of Arc is ruined by the Yume alt.

wouldn't itbe "nous allons lyncher le scumfucks" since to lynch would be in the infinitive? It's been a while since I studied french lol

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and joan of arc was never empress of france what is this revisionism

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Translate the French for me? I caught most of it, but I feel some nuance is lost on me.

I believe this is an accurate translation that fully captures the nuance:

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Wagonomics, would you be interested in running for elected office in the us under a third party?

DONE

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Jingle is in fact a literal IC

he's IC'd in the neighborhood via the mod lol

also, for some reason ELA is in the hood, which... did he ever mention that?

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wagon i doubt we get 100

Wagon is a day superweak neighbourizer. He can target as many people as he likes but if he ever targets scum he loses instantly.

superweak interesting mind if i steal that idea?

these are the posts of someone who knows that at 100 people he joins a hood?

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typical that my strongest townread flips activated IC lol

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nom why are you still voting lavender?

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What's your read of Roster, mastina, and Titus, Blake?

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My enthusiasm for roster lynch has waned but not enough for me to unvote him when he's still nullscum. Still, instead of putting full investment on this wagon I'm going to put some in a mutual fund.

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Not_Mafia is town.

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Don't worry, I am bus driving you and Titus. That's right, scum, if you want to shoot Jingle, you should instead shoot Titus and that will redirect the kill onto Jingle.

(I think they're buying it)

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Okay, you stab Pine, I'll vig mastina. EZ.

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Mastina sorry if I miss on you but I wanna see your flip

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mastina you've said lavender and pine are scum a lot but you don't actually ever say any reasons

ALSO

totally separate thing

when the f we gonna hydra?

ALSO

Nick is town and you're scum for shading him

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unless I'm wrong on Nick, and hey, wouldn't be the first time there.

but still he's town

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when the f we gonna hydra?

When you fulfill the terms I mentioned.

(Specifically.

Since a lot of people are posting here that aren't in the game, I'm putting out there that I'd love hydraing with someone someday soooo... yeah!

I'm always down to hydra with anyone; my terms are simple:
1: The other player makes the account
2: The other player chooses the game
3: The other player expects the worst of me and not the best.

^These. You've yet to. )

I did make an account, although I'm not sure I remember the password. I think we had a third head at one point but I don't remember who it was anymore... maybe Ank? I feel like it was maybe Ank or Taly but it was long enough ago now that I'm not sure.

But yeah I'll see when the next hydra-friendly game pops up, and if I need to make a new one I can.

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You shoot me after fucking mislynching roster and don't fucking shoot actual scum like Pine?

You fucking deserve to lose.

I thought we already agreed that the SK was killing Pine so the vig shot could go elsewhere? Did you forget about nom already like whaaa?

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I once saw someone get mislynched as IC

it was pretty impressive really

viewtopic.php?p=10629498#p10629498

think that's actually the first time I've alt slipped on wagon LOL

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I once saw someone get mislynched as IC

it was pretty impressive really

its weird that on my main site 75% of the time doctors are lynched d1 or gunsmiths die by their own gun lol

If you just EpicMafia slipped I think we have to kill you

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You're just a pretty cool cat

Spoiler:

Who, RadiantCowbells, Creature, Ether, and Nancy Drew 39 are now a hydra.

Yey welcome Nacy

<3

You did say you wanted to hydra. We can also do a real hydra sometime. 39 Creatures and counting?

Sorry xyzzy about the frequency of Nancy posting from hydras that include me, but I think it's safe to say these are all easily Nancy and none of them are particularly game-related.

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True story my wagonomics meme account has the lowest winrate of any of my accounts

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I can't believe scum denied our romantic mason pt jingle

Heartbreakers