Chapter 8 - The Captain vs the Slowpokes
Hi everyone, its me, Ali
I am here with Captain at the Slowpoke gym aka, the "not" morty gym
And we are ready to take it on!
Is Captain ready?
Yeah
he's ready
here is an update on our team
As you can probably tell, its missing a member.
And I haven't decided on who that will be
I am considering Tyranitar but I am very open to suggestions. I can use something fun like Miltank, or I can use something good like Snorlax or a legendary dog (Entei is in the fun category not the good category)
You can suggest something for me to use, just don't suggest mew, mewtwo, Ho-oh, and Lugia, I don't want to use those.
Either way if it sounds fun I'll use it.
I'll encourage the suggestions to focus on typings that I currently don't have on my team which is
Normal (With Fighting and Ghost Coverage)
Ghost
Ground (With Rock Coverage)
Dragon/Flying (My final moveset in mind for the Dragonite is Fly, Surf, Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, but this is definitely subject to change)
Grass/Psychic (This thing has access to HP Fire so I will be putting that on this mon)
Yeah its dialogue like this that makes me realize that these trainer battles are worthless
Also, pokemon battling right now doesn't really get interesting until late game when you have a more established team with more established and better moves, and the rematches I'll probably show off more of the battles then
anyhow
this is Bugsy
He never loses when it comes to bug
pokemon
...
hey wait a second
Slowpoke isn't a bug type
WTF??????????
Why were there slowpokes ontop of your gym
WTF??????????????????????????
here's Bugsy!
oh no, I wonder how this battle will play out
it couldn't possibly play out like the others where I would use Swords Dance and then kill everything
surely there must be more to it then that
oh there is
ok ima just press extremespeed until it wakes up
oh
thats not fun
so um
why was I perma asleep?????????
like I get the fact I have 2x attack so Im going to hit myself
but I was just put to sleep and I never got a chance to wake up
thats dumb
oh well lets try this then
yeah fuck off with that shit
wish it killed
ah shit here we go again
and it killed another mon...
I skipped a few turn and its still doing that same shit but I did this this time as soon as I woke up
yeah
fuck youa
now ig I just spam it with confusions until it dies
:/
I already leech seeded this but lets stall this thing out now
im starting to run out of options...
maybe I can just
hit it
really hard?
that'll work
ik leech seed will kill it and I need to switch here to protect the few mons I have alive
so I swap into this to take a hit
Scyther fucking hurts like a truck
oh no not the bees
glgl
:/
atleast it doesn't do damage
now IT snapped out of confusion, if it were me I would hit myself here
and I lost cuz cubone isn't fast enough...
...
...
Lets try this again, but we'll lead with Sunny Side first since this sleep power using little shit likes to be annoying
that only took a couple years of
- me hitting myself
- me being put to sleep
- me being asleep forever
now that thing will actually die
see
it died and im at full health now
now scyther does a lot of damage, but if I can paralyze it im good
gotta hope for the best here
this usually means it miss since powder moves work on grasstypes here
im it did its job so its fine ig
we switch and Iconeum can take a fury cutter which is interesting
I'ma try to kill it here with ice beam
it did a lot of damage and here I go to do lots of damage and
thats not lots of damage
Alright I switched and I'm done fucking around here
welp i threw
alright here we go take 2 hit yourself
alright here we go
alright lets make sure you do uh
not so much damage
alright here we go
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Good job buddy
oh no
oh
yeah that played out the way you'd expect it to play out
Bide sucks
I threw
he threw
I want my badge
I want out
next time we do uuuuuuuuuuuuuh IDUNNO YET WOOT
I'll update the my current team post in like a couple of hours or something