Mini 2091: The Purge - Game Over!

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Vote: EspressoPatronum

Peace, love, empathy.

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We here at Serene Health Initiatives Transunited would like to remind the users of this game that Most Serene, like all Serene projects, are a group therapy exercise. Should you, or someone you love, at any time see a Serene becoming irate or violent in the game, you are encouraged to very gently remind them that enlightenment and tranquility are more difficult to achieve when one is filled with negative thoughts. We here at Serene Health Initiatives Transunited wish all of you a safe and happy game, and we look forward to each of you assisting with our therapy. Namaste!

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Wait, are you a hydra Most Serene?

If so which head is the most serene of Most Serene?

kuribo will keep my murdercock under lock and key.
DGB

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I claim masons with mastina

Isn't it early in the game for that gambit where you claim masons with your scumpal?
DGB

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I claim masons with mastina

Isn't it early in the game for that gambit where you claim masons with your scumpal?
DGB

gotta drop them breadcrumbs early or no one believes it

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Hi everyone!
I noticed that last game 6 townies died, most of which announced they were going to shoot rather than barricade during the night, let’s try and avoid that mistake.

i know everyone expects me to be calm and take a defensive night time stance during this game because i'm such a reasonable person who would never ever shoot someone for no reason, and i certainly would never hold an entire thread hostage by claiming vig on day one and waving my gun around like a madman threatening to shoot anyone who dares to go against my wagon...


but i just wanna leave open the possibility that we might be hiding tonight instead of shooting

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Menalque is town.
DGB

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What makes you say Menalque is town?

A wise man said, no scum ever begs for more votes.

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Vote: EspressoPatronum

Peace, love, empathy.

Did you guys forget the password to Serene or Serene2?

Serene 1 is a hydra with Fate, and Serene2 is with FakeGod. We have Most Serene for occasions when neither of those two are around since you can't just go around joining games in other peoples' names.

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So are we looking to agree who town should shoot, before we all go off on some random bloodlust fuelled rampage then?

I vote in favor of bloodlust fueled rampage

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Hi everyone!
I noticed that last game 6 townies died, most of which announced they were going to shoot rather than barricade during the night, let’s try and avoid that mistake.

6 townies died in the first night I mean.

So are we looking to agree who town should shoot, before we all go off on some random bloodlust fuelled rampage then?

I vote in favor of bloodlust fueled rampage

Egduf has a good point. We should be cagey about our plans to shoot or barricade.

i'm always in favor of murder, but i can't promise DGB won't be like "LET'S NOT SHOOT TONIGHT IT'LL BE FUN"

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Loving the back and forth between most serene and most serene too.

we're not even sure if we still have a PT for the two of us


and anyway, that's one of the things we've always done when Serening anyway

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I ain't never won a game by being timid

-k

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VOTE: Serene

post#48 is contradictory and must be purged

You think the hydra dissonance is bad now, just wait till the heads start scum reading each other

-k

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No lynch seems silly, even in this format. Just need to have a couple (3-4?) townies say they will flip a coin as to whether to shoot our (lynch) or whether to barricade.

Pretty sure flipping a coin, or at least "provable randomness" is considered out of game influence and barred by site rules

-k

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So after a

comprehensive

read up of the thread:
-Delta's strategy seems game breaking

which

is great. The plan for night 1 looks good. I will now proceed to point my

FINGER OF APPROVAL

at you. Consider this an honour.
-Eudgf voted for me so I shall now vote for her.
VOTE: Vote: Vote: Edfug
-We need to start talking

more

about who to strand and our scumreads. Majority of

discussion

so far has been on night strats and

working

out the maths of

said

strats.

So your contribution is:

1. Breaking strategies are good

2. An OMGUS vote, literally and openly stated

3. We should talk about voting someone instead of breaking strategies


Thanks for checking in with your meaningless contribution. Are you scum who's intimidated into saying something obvious just for the sake of posting?

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So after a

comprehensive

read up of the thread:
-Delta's strategy seems game breaking

which

is great. The plan for night 1 looks good. I will now proceed to point my

FINGER OF APPROVAL

at you. Consider this an honour.
-Eudgf voted for me so I shall now vote for her.
VOTE: Vote: Vote: Edfug
-We need to start talking

more

about who to strand and our scumreads. Majority of

discussion

so far has been on night strats and

working

out the maths of

said

strats.

So your contribution is:

1. Breaking strategies are good

2. An OMGUS vote, literally and openly stated

3. We should talk about voting someone instead of breaking strategies


Thanks for checking in with your meaningless contribution. Are you scum who's intimidated into saying something obvious just for the sake of posting?

-k in case it isn't obvious by tone

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Math is boring


Make with the murder I'm getting antsy

I came here to do the devils work, not the devil's homework

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Sorry to bore everyone

you fucking well should be, i'm not reading any of that shit


-k

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Dude just because I said some naughty words doesn't mean I'm raging


Go do you a meta dive and then come back after you know where the bar is set

-k

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I don’t get how everyone is reading Gandalf as scum? Very surprised he is garnering votes right now

I find him very townie but I've never been a fan of the game theory about using mathematics to break a game. Mafia is psychological to me, not math

And anyway I've seen too many people fuck up breaking strategies or get led astray

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Very very few people start off naturally good as scum

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Most Serene has voted for me and thus I shall now place my vote on them.

Son, I'll vote for whoever I damn well please and whenever I please to do it.

Naked OMGUS is not a good look for you. You're not me.

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Fun fact: my only legit warning came from emulating kuribo in a post. Fun times!

You're not doing it right unless you've been banned for calling someone an inbred pigfucking jizz genius

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Dude just because I said some naughty words doesn't mean I'm raging


Go do you a meta dive and then come back after you know where the bar is set

-k

Are you gonna be like this all game? Your answer decides if you live to day 2.

It's so cute you think you have any say in how long I live.

Do you know who I am?

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Dude just because I said some naughty words doesn't mean I'm raging


Go do you a meta dive and then come back after you know where the bar is set

-k

Are you gonna be like this all game? Your answer decides if you live to day 2.

It's so cute you think you have any say in how long I live.

Do you know who I am?

I don't give a fuck who you are, if the answer to my question is "yes" then I'm putting a bullet in you. My tolerance for assholes is zero after the last couple of games I'd had to deal with.

I'm going to ignore your bullshit tone because we were all stupid once.

Allow me to introduce myself:

I am kuribo the Unlynched, the Angry Serene, Wielder of the Murdercock, Scourge of Towns, Mastina's Bane, Keeper of the Cockdragon, the devil here to do the devil's business, a certified G and bonafide stud, the Harbinger of War, your favorite mafia player's favorite mafia player, He Who Walks Among the Nooses, The Commonwealth's Ruin, the Ender of Scum, the Vodka in Your Orange Juice, the Bringer of Death, the Harvester of Sorrow, and I'm REALLY good at Twitter.

And I don't recall calling you any names, so back the fuck up calling someone an asshole before I LOSE MY FUCKIG TRANQUILO

I've not said a god damn word sideways to you and you call me an asshole? Lmao gtfo

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Okay so that's n1 settled, me and Carl just gonna murder each other tonight


Might wanna take that into y'all math equations

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Boring. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight.

Time to catch up on the rest of the thread.

Cross-killin each other bitch, bullet club 4 life


See you in the dead PT homie

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Like you just gonna come in my house and threaten me? I got a gun too dummy, and I ain't made no bones bout the fact I'm shootin

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Mastina’s bane, eh?

Also do you have that saved as like a copypasta or was that improv?

I keep it saved until next time I need to amend it

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I say one curse word and dude comes in to call me an asshole

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What’s the story behind mastina’s babe?

Two games consecutive where she was hydraing and I was scum in both, I waited until her weekend VLAs to fakeclaim against her and get her lynched while she couldn't defend herself

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Man now I'm in a sour mood

I was having a good ol time


I was being nice


And some dumbass calls me an asshole outta nowhere

Like fuck you on the real man and fuck you, the actual person behind the account for starting shit

I did nothing to you or anyone else, you fuck

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Boring. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight.

Time to catch up on the rest of the thread.

Cross-killin each other bitch, bullet club 4 life


See you in the dead PT homie

Well as long as we understand each other.

Why'd you act like a dick to Gandalf's attempts to solve the game when you townread him?

How the fuck was I acting like a dick, you disingenuous rag?


I said math bores the fuck out of me and i explained why I don't take stock in so-called breaking strategies

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Just cause I townread someone's tone and attempt to solve the game doesn't mean I understand the math on a fundamental level or that I have to contribute pointlessly to it


I don't play mafia mathematically, I play it psychologically

If that makes me a dick then I guess I best cum elsewhere

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Man now I'm in a sour mood

I was having a good ol time


I was being nice


And some dumbass calls me an asshole outta nowhere

Like fuck you on the real man and fuck you, the actual person behind the account for starting shit

I did nothing to you or anyone else, you fuck

You were needlessly dismissive to a guy you were townreading who was trying to solve the game. That's pretty rude to me...

All I said was math is boring, it's not like I called him an incest whore or told him I can't wait to put a bullet in your fucking head tonight when we kill each other and then wave my dick at you in the dead PT

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Just cause I townread someone's tone and attempt to solve the game doesn't mean I understand the math on a fundamental level or that I have to contribute pointlessly to it


I don't play mafia mathematically, I play it psychologically

If that makes me a dick then I guess I best cum elsewhere

You could also just ignore it instead of putting the guy down. That's what set me off. What's wrong with letting the guy work?

Who the fuck said he can't? Who the fuck is stopping him?

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Hey Serene, enlightenment and tranquility are more difficult to achieve when one is full of negative thoughts :^)

Then maybe don't call strangers assholes, you cum stain

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See I really dislike that word asshole because my ex wife used to call me that when she'd hit me.

So PARDON ME OH MIGHTY CARL if I take exception to some nobody calling me an asshole when I've done exactly jack shit to anyone in this fucking game.


I don't know you personally Carl, but fuck You.

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Just cause I townread someone's tone and attempt to solve the game doesn't mean I understand the math on a fundamental level or that I have to contribute pointlessly to it


I don't play mafia mathematically, I play it psychologically

If that makes me a dick then I guess I best cum elsewhere

You could also just ignore it instead of putting the guy down. That's what set me off. What's wrong with letting the guy work?

Who the fuck said he can't? Who the fuck is stopping him?

What constructive purpose does you being rude to him serve?

IT WASNT EVEN FUCKING SERIOUS


CAN YOUR STUPID ASS NOT TELL THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOD DAMN OFFHANDED COMMENT AND BEING RUDE


ILL GIVE UOU A HINT

ITS REAL FUCKING RUDE TO BE A LOSER PIECE OF SHIT AND CALL ANOTHER PERSON AN ASSHOLE FOR NO REASON

least of all acting like you're any better because you're a fucking asshole

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Bah. I guess I should have just shut up and done the deed at night. I wanted to give you a chance to be off that rage meta you seem to be so proud of. But it's clear I've only made it inevitable.

HOW SURPRISING SOMEONE WOULD BE MAD WHEN YOU CALL THEM AN ASSHOLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON YOU LOWLIFE GARBAGE

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Oh no this bear is attacking me all I did was walk up and kick it in the face while it was sleeping and not bothering me Fucking Bears they all suck

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I've only slept about two hours in the last two days, imma let DGB deal with y'all for a bit

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May I humbly suggest that we make it a habit to prioritize vig'ging pagetop spammers? I will help control the rage they make me feel.
DGB

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Welcome to the game Hectic! I think the set up and night stat dissucssion has been useful, but I agree with moving on from that a little bit more.
With that said, here are my town leans so far, in no particular order:

EspressoPatronum - For trying to figure out the best way of stranding people. I don't agree that assigning three people to possibly do the shooting is necissarily a good idea but I could be fairly easily purswaded on this one. If the three people are town then it narrows down mafia targets, and if there are two mafia in the three they cannot be trusted to shoot their buddy.

Delta Klim - For the stratgy after a mafia member has died. I can't see any problems with it yet, and it seems like a good idea, but I'm naturally sceptical of plans like this. We might potentailly have to get Serene and Oversoul to temporarily put aside their bloodlust if we want to use it though, it will only work if all town members cooperate.

Gandalf - Because I think he seems pretty geuine so far, and if he was mafia I think he would have been getting more help with vote formating and other questions in the mafia day chat rather than having to ask them here.

Carl Tuckerson - Simmilar reasons to Espresso.

I don't think Menalque asking for more voting says anything about his alignment.
Don't worry FormerFish, I'm not giving any of theese people a "near cop clear", but I can have a bad habit of tunnel vission early on so call me out on that if you see it.

So you guys think that a player who is calling everyone town, and trying to convince others to join him in his town reads, is scum???

AMATEURS

DGB

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Pagetop

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fooooking pagetop spam

ARGH

MAKE IT STOP

I'm twisting like William Shatner's Captain Kirk when the aliens torture him with high pitch sounds.

CAN WE MAKE THIS A REASON TO MODKILL???????????????????????

DGB
see what you made me do

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Sarcasm?

I don't do sarcasm. Ask anyone on the site.
DGB

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Wanna bet all the scum is on that hot garbage Edguf wagon?

I'm going to shoot you Menalque. I don't care what your alignment is.

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TOWNZES I DONT KILLZ TONITE

I do like

Gandalf

's TD vote.

Expresso

is town.

Delta

isn't scumhunting but is town for his failstrategy.

Tucker Carlson

is town.

Hectic

rubs me the wrong way, but I like his defense of Edguf. He saw the same thing I did, and spoke up.

THE SCUMZ IZ INSIDE DIS

TD

= trolling the game like a good little scum, keeping a low profile so as not to attract attention. I confess to an astronomy boner for his avi.

Tet

wants to shoot everything that moves and that makes him town.

Formerfish

, is he scumhunting? I'm not sure what he's doing.

Oversoul

is dicking around posting tons of nothing, avoiding game state and controversy. And probably ropes and bullets if he can help it. He seems to know he'll get caught quickly: viewtopic.php?p=11143114#p11143114

Iconium

= how f*cking convenient. The game started Thursday and this scrotal scumbag makes one post "VLA weekends." Someone better shoot that. I'm gunning for Menalque and his goddam pagetops.

PAGETOP PLAGUE QUARANTINZ

Menalque

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I don’t see why egduf calling a bunch of people town makes her town tbh

It's shit strategy if you're scum, you want the freedom to move your vote about. Locking in multiple town reads and trying to convince others of your town reads is as town as it gets.

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Can't wait until kuribo reads this lmao. This game is gonna be a trip.

The pagetop cancer needs to be fireballed. You'll have to wait for your turn.
DGB

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What's really amazing is that no one is voting for Oversoul. He's got you all wrapped around his little scummy fingers.

I just iso'd everyone and he jumped as an obvious front runner.

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Most Serene I know this is heresy but I think Menalque is probably town here. Def recommend shooting Icon or TD though.

I'm shooting pagetop spammers.

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Most Serene DBG, I am confused by a couple of your reads.

You didn't list edfug. But I thought you were pretty certain she was town from all her town reads given.
And you have Tet in the mafia pile, but your reason is that Tet wants to shoot everything and that makes him town. I don't think him wanting to shoot everything makes him mafia (I'd consider it a weak but nonzero reason to think him town), so I'm confused by this placement because I don't believe you typoed by calling him town there.

I didn't iso Edfug her again, I forgot to include her. Tet should be in the town pile.

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TOWNZES I DONT KILLZ TONITE

I do like

Gandalf

's TD vote.

Expresso

is town.

Delta

isn't scumhunting but is town for his failstrategy.

Tucker Carlson

is town.

Hectic

rubs me the wrong way, but I like his defense of Edguf. He saw the same thing I did, and spoke up.

Tet

wants to shoot everything that moves and that makes him town.

Edguf

THE SCUMZ IZ INSIDE DIS

TD

= trolling the game like a good little scum, keeping a low profile so as not to attract attention. I confess to an astronomy boner for his avi.

Formerfish

, is he scumhunting? I'm not sure what he's doing.

Oversoul

is dicking around posting tons of nothing, avoiding game state and controversy. And probably ropes and bullets if he can help it. He seems to know he'll get caught quickly: viewtopic.php?p=11143114#p11143114

Iconium

= how f*cking convenient. The game started Thursday and this scrotal scumbag makes one post "VLA weekends." Someone better shoot that. I'm gunning for Menalque and his goddam pagetops.

PAGETOP PLAGUE QUARANTINZ

Menalque

FIXED
DGB

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Pagetop

Don't make me shoot you.

DO IT

This site cancer must be eradicated.

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Menalque's town - good contributions and obsession with pagetopping is good.

BURN IN PAGETOP HELL WITH THE REST OF YOUR BUBON BROS.

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VOTE: TiphaineDeath

I'm always happy to see that the site's tradition of bus'ing is alive and well.

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the anger feels a little fake and over the top to me.

Mafia is theater and I try to give the cheap seats their money's worth.

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Trolling? Wat?

"Who, me? trolling?" :trollemoji:

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I invite you to look at the start of my previous games if you want some good examples.

Self-meta. How helpful. Much thanks.

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I do actually scumlean

Serene

slightly - the anger feels a little

fake

and over the top to me.

Kid this is the only warning you will ever get in your life for this

Don't you ever, and I do mean ever, call my emotions fake. There's a reason I made it a point in my wiki to tell people not to do that.

It infuriates me and you're lucky it's beach day today but I woke up with a headache so y'all can just not exist to me until later

And being pissed off isn't a scum tell, especially when some nobody calls you an asshole for no reason. People on this site get real hung up on calling actions scummy without even explaining why scum is more likely to do something because they don't know what they're talking about. I don't buy Carl's explanation that he was trying to get me to play less pissed off by intentionally pissing me off. I think he wanted to drag a fight out and push my buttons and when he got called out, he apologized. If you're trying to push someone to not be as mad, you don't come out calling them names for no good reason. If he's town, it was a mean thing to do. Who the hell calls someone an asshole and then decides they must really be an asshole for being mad about it?! You know what, imma stop on this tip here cause I could go on and on about it.

I messaged DGB my reads over Facebook. Ico's town, Hectic is scum beyond belief between this bull crap, the scum slip, and the naked OMGUSing, I don't like Tiphaine or Carl for town, but I'm probably biased, I like backwards fudge for town. I don't like the page top spam, low effort posting should be a capital offense, but I don't scumread nor town read anyone for it. I also don't give enough of a damn about it to talk DGB out of shooting spammers if she wants to.

Later taters, I gotta go shave my back so my tan comes out even. I gotta find me some Motrin too.


-k

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Call it fake one more Fucking time dude

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I've just about had it with people trying to intentionally piss me off


I specifically told you not to do that, you're just doing it to provoke a reaction so you can cry about it

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I've been on this Fucking site for twelve years and if you think for two seconds that I need to fake anger shen some shitfucker calls me names; then you need to replace the captain of your brain ship cause he drunk

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There's a reason I made it a point in my wiki to tell people not to do that.

You don't have a wiki?

https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Kuribo

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Hectic calling someone OMGUS voting is beyond fucking scummy when they themselves have directly voted someone with the reason "they're voting me"

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Most Serene is really

pressuring

me here, and making me

sweat

with their scumread on me, which is preventing me to start

lurking

. In order to alleviate some of that pressure, I shall now place my

vote

on them:

VOTE: Most Serene

Icon:

I'm saying I'm leaning towards their anger being

faked

which is why it's a scumlean. If I was certain it was faked, it wouldn't be a lean.

This is the opposite way to get them to alleviate that pressure

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Corey

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I've been on this Fucking site for twelve years and if you think for two seconds that I need to fake anger shen some shitfucker calls me names; then you need to replace the captain of your brain ship cause he drunk

why are you letting scum push your buttons tho?

Even when I'm trying to do better I still gotta be me

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Reminder and warning to no one in particular (yet):

3) Be civil and treat other players with respect-attack the case, not the person. Mafia is a heated game, but insults, personal attacks, and bullying are not allowed. I determine what constitutes a violation. It's not up for debate.

Sorry mod. I'm laid up on the beach now and it's very Tranquilo


Other than the little monsters that kept running past real close and getting sand everywhere.

Look guys I made a project so I can enhance my calm




The universe is expanding every moment on a molecular level which means more walking around room for me

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I agree with Carl. I think Hectic’s “scum slip” is the Towniest thing he’s done so far. It’s moved him up to a town read for me. I don’t think Icon’s reaction is scummy though, deliberately playing scummy as Town for a joke is a weird move, and being suspicious of that is fine.

This is so town.

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VOTE: Hectic

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Vagueposting like it's Instagram over here... what's your hunch?

That Serene is scum :,(

They’ve been talk talk talking about their scum reads but their vote hasn’t moved from EP who they are apparently town reading

because i left a bunch of messages for DGB and I've been letting her do the voting

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Hmm good point.

I've only played 1 game with DGB and kuribo, but scum!kuribo lost his 'tranquilo' when someone scumread him.

there are a hundred people on this site, oversoul included, who can cite you game after game after game after game where i got pissy as town after getting scumread and replaced out, so don't you start with me

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I agree with Carl. I think Hectic’s “scum slip” is the Towniest thing he’s done so far. It’s moved him up to a town read for me. I don’t think Icon’s reaction is scummy though, deliberately playing scummy as Town for a joke is a weird move, and being suspicious of that is fine.

This is so town.

agreed

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What's got you thinking Hectic is mafia?

i'm sorry, the hydra head you are calling is unavailable. DGB will be with you eventually


for now, I, kuribo, have already explained why hectic is scum


I even made sand art about it

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i mean, Oversoul was with me in Pikmin Mafia where I was town, I screamed at Majiffy until I gave myself a nosebleed, drunkenly wrote FUCK MAJIFFY on my hand in permanent marker, and replaced out in a fury

viewtopic.php?f=56&t=26193

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and that's really something because i consider both Majiffy and mollie to be among my closest friends on the site now

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What's got you thinking Hectic is mafia?

i'm sorry, the hydra head you are calling is unavailable. DGB will be with you eventually


for now, I, kuribo, have already explained why hectic is scum


I even made sand art about it

Ah I thought the other head was at the beach. Hope you are enjoying it. I moved away from the Gulf and haven't been able to go in a while, but my favorite times of year that I would actually recommend to others were April (dodge spring break and summer crowds) and September (especially after Labor Day).
...are you at the Gulf? I just assumed but I guess you could be anywhere lol.

it's night time, I was at the beach when the sun was up, then i went to a minor league ball game and now i'm home

east coast between DC and the ocean

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New Orleans in another thread

I went to Nola for Wrestlemania last year

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Ah I see. I think I know why I thought you were at the Gulf, you mentioned New Orleans in another thread and I'd just associated you with home. Sounds like fun!
I would not have guessed that ending from skimming your ISO lol. Happy enough ending.


Anyway enough flirting. I see you think Iconeum is town. How much of that is related to his read on Hectic vs other things in the thread (if there are any), and if there are other things in the thread pointing you to Iconeum being town, what are they? I'm reading the opposite of you on both players, so I'm curious how much of the one is dependent on the other (since my scumread on Iconeum is mostly rooted in thinking his read on Hectic is incorrect and not coming from the right place) and how much we can independently discuss.

Zero to do with his read on hectic. I liked the catch up wall, I liked that I can see a logical progression in the posts they've made about their reads. I don't see scummy intent from them at the moment; they come across like someone who genuinely re-read what they missed and came to conclusions. My read on Ico is more to do with reading their own posts than who they're voting or reading.

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That's a lot of words to state the obvious, which is that Ico is a blatant counterwagon to Hectic. Hectic is scum for more than "hilarious scumslip comedy."

If I'm right about Hectic, Gandalf's recent posts make him very likely for a buddy because it looks like he's trying to push a day 1 counterwagon.

-k

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Delta Klim - town
Hectic - prob town. If you ignore the humour and just read the rest of it
Formerfish - not sure
Egduf - town
Menalque - poss scum?
EspressoPatronum - not sure
Most Serene - prob town
Tet - not sure
Oversoul - poss scum?
TiphaineDeath - town. Ive changed my mind on this
Iconeum - poss scum?
Carl Tuckerson - town

:goodposting:

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I have a solve btw: we strand egduf, I’ll shoot her because I want the satisfaction, 3 people shoot hectic, icon and most serene cross shoot each other and two more people shoot each of them so they definitely die

I'm not shooting a town read lmao


-k

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Based on who fucked up the gamestate when it was all ticking along nicely

Excuse you pagetop spammer but if you think having three wins somehow makes you better than two players with a combined 27 years experience, hundreds of wins as all alignments and hundreds more games in general, hundreds upon hundreds of lynches on scum, and multiple community awards for all alignments... I mean are you seriously waving around three wins as some sort of achievement?

-k

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I mean it's a 100% winrate what more do you want

Come back in three years and forty games and see how your winrate looks.

-k

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Delta Klim - town
Hectic - prob town. If you ignore the humour and just read the rest of it
Formerfish - not sure
Egduf - town
Menalque - poss scum?
EspressoPatronum - not sure
Most Serene - prob town
Tet - not sure
Oversoul - poss scum?
TiphaineDeath - town. Ive changed my mind on this
Iconeum - poss scum?
Carl Tuckerson - town

:goodposting:

I don't agree with DGB that it was a good post but her and I both have considered the idea you might very well be scum. My reasoning is that it feels like you buddied us hard, knowing we're both vulnerable to buddying.

The other is you bringing up that I ragequit a game as scum, despite you knowing full well that I've done that many many more times as town to the point where it had become a meme. Scumteams have (unethically in my view) tried to shout me into replacing out. These are things you already know, so to try and use one recent game as a softball against me is disturbing.

But I’m not scum

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I fucked up the quote tags

Delta Klim - town
Hectic - prob town. If you ignore the humour and just read the rest of it
Formerfish - not sure
Egduf - town
Menalque - poss scum?
EspressoPatronum - not sure
Most Serene - prob town
Tet - not sure
Oversoul - poss scum?
TiphaineDeath - town. Ive changed my mind on this
Iconeum - poss scum?
Carl Tuckerson - town

:goodposting:

But I’m not scum

I don't agree with DGB that it was a good post but her and I both have considered the idea you might very well be scum. My reasoning is that it feels like you buddied us hard, knowing we're both vulnerable to buddying.

The other is you bringing up that I ragequit a game as scum, despite you knowing full well that I've done that many many more times as town to the point where it had become a meme. Scumteams have (unethically in my view) tried to shout me into replacing out. These are things you already know, so to try and use one recent game as a softball against me is disturbing.

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When did I say you ragequit a game? I think that was another player

You're right, who the hell said that?


I retract my statement.

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I remember reading it. I think FF but I need to crtl+f to find it

It don't much matter to me who said it, I put more effort into it because I thought it had been you


Most of my scumlean on you was based on that, so we good now fam

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Vagueposting like it's Instagram over here... what's your hunch?

That Serene is scum :,(

They’ve been talk talk talking about their scum reads but their vote hasn’t moved from EP who they are apparently town reading

Hmm good point.

I've only played 1 game with DGB and kuribo, but scum!kuribo lost his 'tranquilo' when someone scumread him.

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It was espresso, my bad

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Am I going to regret putting you in my townbloc kuribo

Not if you know how I play scum

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Am I going to regret putting you in my townbloc kuribo

Not if you know how I play scum

wut

I'm saying you should know me well enough by now to know this is my town game


Moreover you should be familiar enough with Serene games to know this is our town game

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So does that mean you're scumreading me? Or was it just a scumread because Oversoul said it?

It was a scumlean because I thought oversoul said it, especially after DGB and I felt like he was buddying us earlier.

Oversoul's expected to know better. You aren't.

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What gives you that impression about Serene games? I don’t think I’ve ever actually played a game with Serene.

I do think this is probably town you but I’m really

paranoid schizophrenic

nervous

I just figured the reputation for the clusterfuck that Serene games had become was well-known. *shrug*

you'll just have to be paranoid or nervous then, aint a hell of a lot i can do about it. I'm the same way anyway, I only trust the dead. And sometimes not even then.

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Reads as requested by Gandalf
Delta Klim - Slightly Town, for his good plan and townie sounding posts afterwards
Hectic - Maybe Town, I just have a good feeling about this guy. All 2 of my previous games had him in and this seems pretty consistent with how he acts as Town.
Formerfish - null, hasn’t done anything that has stood out to me yet
Egduf - Definitely Town.
Menalque - Back up to null, I’ve liked his recent posts a lot more.
EspressoPatronum - Still Slightly Town
Most Serene - null, hasn’t really done anything that suggests alignment to me yet.
Tet - Slightly Scum, I didn’t like his reaction to Hectic, or the scum read he has on Carl which he gave no explanation for
Oversoul - null, hasn’t done anything that’s stood out to me yet
Gandalf - Confused. I liked his confusion around voting because I thought it more likely he would have asked his scum buddies for help, but he didn’t have the same confusion with reading ISOs. His posts seem genuine, but I don’t think the read and vote changes are something he’d do as Town. Overall I’m leaning towards Town who just feels a bit out of their depth at the moment but not sure about this one.
Iconeum - null, in a similar situation to Menalque. He was lower before, but I’ve liked his more recent posts.
Carl Tuckerson - Maybe Town, for the same reasons as last time. Good townie vibes.

Lol I have 96 posts and have interacted with most of the town, giving reads and stances


But sure null me because I "haven't done anything" lmao if you don't gtfo with that

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BTW I haven't heard from DGB in a couple days and I'm working 32 out of the next 48 hours so if I'm lucky I miiiiiiiight get about six hours of sleep in the next couple days


Consider that your storm warning

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I will try in this game tonight, I promise.

I'll never forgive you if you don't kill me

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That's some wifom stuff right there

I, Kuribo, am asking you, oversoul, as a friend


To Fucking murder me


Anyone who thinks I don't take vig shots on N1 doesn't know how I made my name

Open season on me, come take a shot at the king, it's a perfect chance for some newb scum to make a name for himself and say boy I remember that time I got away with NKing kuribo



Just remember after I'm raging in the dead PT: Hectic is scum, Ico is the obv counterwagon, Gandalf is one of his buddies and the third is probably Tet or something


See y'all in hell

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To Boddah
Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand.
All the warnings from the scum hunt 101 courses over the years, since my first introduction to the, shall we say, ethics involved with independence and the embracement of your community has proven to be very true. I haven't felt the excitement of lynching as well as creating wagons along with raging and debating for too many years now. I feel guity beyond words about these things.
For example when we're L-1 and the lights go out and the manic roar of my victim begins., it doesn't affect me the way in which it did for Fate, who seemed to love, relish in the the love and adoration from the site which is something I totally admire and envy. The fact is, I can't fool you, any one of you. It simply isn't fair to you or me. The worst crime I can think of would be to rip people off by faking it and pretending as if I'm having 100% fun. Sometimes I feel as if I should have a punch-in time clock before I log in to the site. I've tried everything within my power to appreciate it (and I do,God, believe me I do, but it's not enough). I appreciate the fact that I and we have affected and entertained a lot of people. It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.
On my last 3 games, I've had a much better appreciation for all the people I've known personally, and as fans of my play, but I still can't get over the frustration, the guilt and empathy I have for everyone. There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking mad. The mad little, sensitive, unappreciative, Gemini, Jesus man. Why don't you just enjoy it? I don't know!
I have a goddess of a hydra partner who sweats whimsy and empathy and a townread who reminds me too much of what i used to be, full of love and joy, kissing every person he meets because everyone is good and will do him no harm. And that terrifies me to the point to where I can barely function. I can't stand the thought of Any other player becoming the miserable, self-destructive, death screamer that I've become.
I have it good, very good, and I'm grateful, but since the age of seven, I've become hateful towards all humans in general. Only because it seems so easy for people to get along that have empathy. Only because I love and feel sorry for people too much I guess.
Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years. I'm too much of an erratic, moody baby! I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy.
kuribo
Oversoul and Iconeum, I'll be at your alter.
Please keep going Oversoul, for Ico.
For his life, which will be so much happier when we're both in the dead PT.
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU

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I'm not going to bother to read that.

Funny I found myself saying the same about our iso


Except then I noticed you hopped off Hectic and onto the more viable Ico wagon



If you, Hectic, and Gandalf shoot me tonight, please put it in the back of my head. I don't trust y'all not to mess it up and leave me a vegetable. Closed casket don't bother me, I ain't winning no beauty contests regardless

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Funny I found myself saying the same about our iso

*your iso

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Looks like we got Iconeum. Today was tough but I think we got out of it okay, no promises once he flips town though. I'm going to take some heat for pushing him so hard even if I think it was something I'd have done as town. Don't know how long I can keep this up if I'm alive as a near universal TR.

I think we can push FF tomorrow for sure but beyond that we're kinda running out of reasonable targets. Hopefully a bunch of people who aren't FF die and we can just ride it out with what's left. We'll play this by ear and see who's even alive lol, I heard town killed like six people last time this setup got used so maybe we'll get it gift-wrapped too.

Just keep doing what you're doing and don't worry--you always look more suspicious to yourself than you do to other players. Y'all are doing fine.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA






AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Unvote

Vote: Carl tuckerson

His head belongs to me.

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Nice touch on the background thing. I think they'll buy it if you play it off like a town troll.

Anyway, I'm gonna head back over to the main thread and post something more substantial than "lmao." Sorry in advance if I push you a bit for it. Again, you should be able to play it cool.

Lmao

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Unvote

Vote: Carl tuckerson

His head belongs to me.

You could let me keep my gun and we could have that battle we talked about earlier

Thanks for confirming I'm Town btw

Me, FF, the masons

Game over bitches.

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I'm more sad that Patronum rolled scum too

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Anyone posting between now and deadline without voting Carl is tantamount to a scum claim

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Scum team gonna kill me for sure, I'm blasting on Carl once we strand him. Masons don't out.


DO NOT LET PATRONUM GET AWAY WITH EXPLAINING AWAY HIS RESPONSE TO THE SCUM PT IN 857

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Read what he said again about Ico


"Once he flips town"


Read what Espresso said "nice touch... play it cool but I might need to push you"


That shit ain't mason

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I'm like 95% sure Carl is joking here, but it'd be nice if he flips scum bcz it suggests one or both of scum!CT's teammates are new. His post has a coaching vibe to it.

You're next



Don't bother defending him

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Read what Espresso said "nice touch... play it cool but I might need to push you"

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Nice touch on the background thing. I think they'll buy it if you play it off like a town troll.

Anyway, I'm gonna head back over to the main thread and post something more substantial than "lmao." Sorry in advance if I push you a bit for it. Again, you should be able to play it cool.

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No fuck that, you don't get to explain away slips by saying Lololol I trolled you


You're dead and don't even know it. If the town let's either of you get away with this shit, it deserves to lose anyway.

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I feel like this is a thought experiment about Iconeum re: Hectic's "slip"

Don't make me fight you on this, stop giving them ideas unless you're the third one

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The reason I don't believe this is because Carl's original post sounds

so

fake. I will trust you father Kuribo

If it's a gambit and he's town, he's deliberately fucked the rest of the town over and should be blacklisted for stupidity


And the same goes for Espresso if he's faking Posting to the scum PT

If they're town, they're both playing deliberately against their wincon by pretending to be scum. Further, if Carl is town, he "confirmed" FF and Ico as town by referencing wanting to mislynch them: two players whose alignments he doesn't know if he's town with them.

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In what universe is it townplay to fake a scum PT post where you take two players whose alignments you can't know, confirm them both as town?

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Serene, I will miss your incessant arguments and nonsense-posts once at least one of us takes a scumkill tonight.

I welcome death. I am War, and Death is but another rider at my side.

As TS Eliot said:


"There is one who remembers the way to your door:
Life you may evade, but Death you shall not.
You shall not deny the Stranger."

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Wow. Iconeum has 76 posts and I don’t think I’ve read a single one of them

Why is everyone in this game scummy. I think it’s weird that Icon hard scum read Hectic but never actually voted him according to VCs. I also think his point against Hectic is so bad.

I do like his point about Gandalf though.

wtf did i just read

Carl and Espresso were kind enough to flush their scum games down the toilet and feed the murdercock some much needed blood


God it's been a long time since I got scum blood on my hands, this is gonna be fuckin orgasmic

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Now we can only hope Carl and his cohorts lose tonight's game of nightkill WIFOM. A second dead scum would be lovely, but four dead town or a dead mason would hurt us considerably.

FF, Ico, and the masons should barricade.

I'm taking the shot on Carl, leaving me the only guaranteed safe option for scum to shoot

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And so, Carl Tuckerson, we the town of the Purge, hereby find you guilty on all charges of being scum. Though your inadvertent confession is appreciated, we nonetheless take the great pleasure to sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate... death. This sentence shall be carried out by the Harbinger of War, the Bringer of Hate, your favorite mafia player's favorite mafia player, the Scourge of Towns, Kuribo, who will shoot you in the face until such time as you cease to breathe.

Further, it is decreed by this court that for your deceptions and sins, you shall hereby be removed from the sight of god so that when you are deceased, your soul shall be cast into the darkness of unending torment.

nema! livee, morf su revilled tub nushyaitpmet ootni ton suh deel su tsnaiga sapsert tath yeth vigrawf eu za sesapsert rewau suh vigrawf derb ilaid rua yed sith suh vig neveh ni si za thre ni nud eeb liw eyth muck mudgnik eyth main eyth eeb dwohlah neveh ni tra chioo rethoff rewau!

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Is Carl on L-1 now? Can someone who’s played scum here before tell me if it’s remotely possible to mistake the mafia chat for the main thread? I would have thought it was a joke but his complete lack of defence and self vote say otherwise, if he’s actually scum that’s hilarious. Please though, can we not have a bloodbath tonight, it’s unnecessary if Carl flips scum.

It is absolutely possible and has happened many times over the years

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Most of what you're saying makes sense, Serene.

No one else shoot Carl. If he lives, Serene is scum.

He ain't going a god damn place, I've been waiting twenty pages to cap that fool

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Most of what you're saying makes sense, Serene.

No one else shoot Carl. If he lives, Serene is scum.

He ain't going a god damn place, I've been waiting twenty pages to cap that fool

I'll cap you without a gun bitch. Meet me at the Sonic parking lot

I like your moxie. Too bad you had to roll scum against me, I gotta admit you've come to grow on me.

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The only people who should

always

barricade are the masons. If you're not, you can choose to risk yourself, but every shot we take is one more chance at accidentally killing a mason.

Yeah I like this better, tbh

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Don't forget to burn Espresso tomorrow, Purge him quick so his last buddy can't figure out who the masons are


Remember he slipped too and tried to defend Carl as well as himself, don't let him out of the noose. Strand him and pop him.

None of us want to be one of those idiot town's two years from now when the scum team has a Scummie Award and people go "lol how did they let you get away with that?!"

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Don't forget to burn Espresso tomorrow, Purge him quick so his last buddy can't figure out who the masons are


Remember he slipped too and tried to defend Carl as well as himself, don't let him out of the noose. Strand him and pop him.

None of us want to be one of those idiot town's two years from now when the scum team has a Scummie Award and people go "lol how did they let you get away with that?!"

The votes should guide you from there but by then you should still have masons and at least one clear left, just don't get wrapped up in confirming each other and PoE


Trust only the dead and the masons.

Y'all can do this, I believe in you. With two down, last scum will be on the ropes.

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feed the murdercock

i hope i will someday understand this

The murdercock is a righteous bloodlust for scumfucks that harnesses energy passed onto it by townies. It becomes engorged with the blood of thousands of dead scum, seeking always to feed on more . It can never be sated, it is never satisfied. It throbs and it undulates, seeking out scum with its turgid vengeance.