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Post Post #175 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:43 pm

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The game does that automatically.
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Post Post #176 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:46 pm

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> wait
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Post Post #177 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:46 pm

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Okay, so how do you make it do the game doesn't act like a dick
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Post Post #178 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:21 pm

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Douglas Adams was a dick when he wrote the game.
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Post Post #179 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:25 pm

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Orson Scott Card is cooler anyway
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Post Post #180 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:50 pm

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You can't die in the same way once we've cleared this bit. (Well as far as I've managed to get in the game)

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Post Post #181 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:13 pm

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I know, I've seen the movie, but this seems extremely obtuse
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Post Post #182 (ISO) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:23 pm

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>wait
Time passes...

Ford glances uncomfortably at the sky. He offers you the towel again.

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Post Post #183 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:20 am

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Wait?
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Post Post #184 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:22 am

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>wait
Time passes...

Ford seems oblivious to your trouble, so you ask "Ford, what about my home?" He looks startled, then guilty. He starts to say something and stops. He starts to say something else and stops. Suddenly he seems to see the bulldozer for the first time, stops starting to say things and starts.

He seems to come to a momentous decision, says he has something of Earth-shattering importance to tell you, and stresses the importance of a quick drink at the Horse 'n Groom.

Pointing toward Prosser, you exclaim "But that man wants to knock my house down!" Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying, you cannot hear what's happening, although they seem deeply engrossed in conversation.

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Post Post #185 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:24 am

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Wait
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Post Post #186 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:57 am

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>wait
Time passes...

Ford and Prosser stop talking and approach you. Ford says that Prosser has agreed to lie in your place so that the two of you can go off to the Pub. Reluctantly, Prosser steps forward and lies down in front of the bulldozer. You stand up.

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Post Post #187 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:24 am

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Take towel

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Post Post #188 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:33 pm

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>take towel
Taken.

>follow ford
But Ford Prefect is right here!
Ford, urging you to follow, hurries toward the country lane.

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Post Post #189 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:16 pm

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>Follow ford
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Post Post #190 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:22 pm

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>Follow ford
In a state of anxiety and confusion you follow Ford down the lane...

Country Lane
The road runs from your home, to the north, toward the village Pub, to the west.
Ford Prefect is here.

"Come along, Arthur," says Ford impatiently, and enters the Pub.

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Post Post #191 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:18 pm

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>enter pub
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Post Post #192 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:24 pm

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Pub
The Pub is pleasant and cheerful and full of pleasant and cheerful people who don't know they've got about twelve minutes to live and are therefore having a spot of lunch. Some music is playing on an old jukebox. The exit is east.
Ford Prefect is here.
There is a barman serving at the bar.
Behind the bar is a shelf. It is full of the sort of items you find on shelves behind bars in pubs.

Ford buys lots of beer and offers half to you. "Muscle relaxant..." he says, impenetrably.

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Post Post #193 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:33 pm

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Change songs on the jukebox
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Post Post #194 (ISO) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:43 pm

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>Change songs on the jukebox
I don't know the word "change".

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Post Post #195 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:16 am

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drink beer
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Post Post #196 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:12 am

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>drink beer
It's very good beer, brewed by a small local company. You particularly like its flavour, which is why you woke up feeling so wretched this morning. You were at somebody's birthday party here in the Pub last night.

You begin to relax and enjoy yourself, so when Ford mentions that he's from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, not from Guildford as he usually claims, you take it in your stride, and say "Oh yes, which part?"

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Post Post #197 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:52 am

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Wait
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Post Post #198 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:59 pm

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>Wait
Time passes...

"Drink the beer," urges Ford. "It will help cushion your system against the coming shock of the matter transference beam."

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Post Post #199 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:05 pm

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Drink beer
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