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Post Post #200 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:48 pm

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>drink beer
It is really very pleasant stuff, with a very good dry, nutty flavour, some light froth on top, and a deep colour. It is at exactly room temperature. You reflect that the world cannot be all bad when there are such pleasures in it.

Ford mentions that the world is going to end in about twelve minutes.

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Post Post #201 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:50 pm

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drink beer
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Post Post #202 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:52 pm

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>drink beer
There is a distant crash which Ford explains is nothing to worry about, probably just your house being knocked down.

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Post Post #203 (ISO) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:15 pm

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drink beer (?)
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Post Post #204 (ISO) » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:38 am

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>drink beer
You can hear the muffled noise of your home being demolished, and the taste of the beer sours in your mouth.

You get drunk and have a terrific time for twelve minutes, are the life and soul of the Pub, tell some really great stories, make everyone laugh a lot, and they all clap you on the back and tell you what a great chap you are and then the Earth gets unexpectedly demolished. You wake up with a hangover which lasts for all eternity.

We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >

Your score is 30 of a possible 400, in 34 turns.

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Post Post #205 (ISO) » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:35 am

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>restore

Please supply a filename for restore: Ircher
Ok.

>look
Front of House, lying down
You can enter your home to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast and northwest, and a country lane is visible to the south.

Ford Prefect is here.
Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch.

Ford glances uncomfortably at the sky. He offers you the towel again.

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Post Post #206 (ISO) » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:41 pm

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Wait, wait, take towel, follow ford, follow ford, enter pub, drink beer, talk to ford
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Post Post #207 (ISO) » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:31 pm

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>wait
Time passes...

Ford seems oblivious to your trouble, so you ask "Ford, what about my home?" He looks startled, then guilty. He starts to say something and stops. He starts to say something else and stops. Suddenly he seems to see the bulldozer for the first time, stops starting to say things and starts.

He seems to come to a momentous decision, says he has something of Earth-shattering importance to tell you, and stresses the importance of a quick drink at the Horse 'n Groom.

Pointing toward Prosser, you exclaim "But that man wants to knock my house down!" Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying, you cannot hear what's happening, although they seem deeply engrossed in conversation.

>wait
Time passes...

Ford and Prosser stop talking and approach you. Ford says that Prosser has agreed to lie in your place so that the two of you can go off to the Pub. Reluctantly, Prosser steps forward and lies down in front of the bulldozer. You stand up.

>take towel
Taken.

>follow ford
But Ford Prefect is right here!
Ford, urging you to follow, hurries toward the country lane.

>follow ford
In a state of anxiety and confusion you follow Ford down the lane...

Country Lane
The road runs from your home, to the north, toward the village Pub, to the west.
Ford Prefect is here.

"Come along, Arthur," says Ford impatiently, and enters the Pub.

>enter pub
Pub
The Pub is pleasant and cheerful and full of pleasant and cheerful people who don't know they've got about twelve minutes to live and are therefore having a spot of lunch. Some music is playing on an old jukebox. The exit is east.
Ford Prefect is here.
There is a barman serving at the bar.
Behind the bar is a shelf. It is full of the sort of items you find on shelves behind bars in pubs.

Ford buys lots of beer and offers half to you. "Muscle relaxant..." he says, impenetrably.

>drink beer
It's very good beer, brewed by a small local company. You particularly like its flavour, which is why you woke up feeling so wretched this morning. You were at somebody's birthday party here in the Pub last night.

You begin to relax and enjoy yourself, so when Ford mentions that he's from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, not from Guildford as he usually claims, you take it in your stride, and say "Oh yes, which part?"

>talk to ford
Hmmm ... Ford Prefect looks at you expectantly, as if you seemed to be about to talk.

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Post Post #208 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:27 am

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Drink beer
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Post Post #209 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:33 am

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>drink beer
It is really very pleasant stuff, with a very good dry, nutty flavour, some light froth on top, and a deep colour. It is at exactly room temperature. You reflect that the world cannot be all bad when there are such pleasures in it.

Ford mentions that the world is going to end in about twelve minutes.

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Post Post #210 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:47 am

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>ask for details
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Post Post #211 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:51 am

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>ask for details
I don't know the word "details".

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Post Post #212 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:06 pm

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drink beer
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Post Post #213 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:07 pm

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>drink beer
There is a distant crash which Ford explains is nothing to worry about, probably just your house being knocked down.

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Post Post #214 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:11 pm

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talk to ford
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Post Post #215 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:12 pm

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>talk to ford
Hmmm ... Ford Prefect looks at you expectantly, as if you seemed to be about to talk.

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Post Post #216 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:13 pm

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Return to my house
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Post Post #217 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:14 pm

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>return to my house
I don't know the word "return".

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Post Post #218 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:15 pm

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exit pub

go south
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Post Post #219 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:16 pm

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>exit pub
Country Lane
You see the huge bulldozer heaving itself among the cloud of brick dust which is all that remains of your home. As you start up the lane, a small dog runs up to you, yapping.

Ford hurries after you.

>go south
You can't go that way.

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Post Post #220 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:18 pm

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examine dog
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Post Post #221 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:19 pm

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>examine dog
The mongrel looks hungry.
The dog carries on yapping for a moment and then gulps uncomfortably.

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Post Post #222 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:31 pm

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>Ford, why is my house destroyed
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Post Post #223 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:32 pm

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>Ford, why is my house destroyed
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

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Post Post #224 (ISO) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:33 pm

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examine house
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