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Post Post #300 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:13 am

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Post Post #301 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:37 am

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Rip future.

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Post Post #302 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:17 am

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In post 291, Charles510 wrote:a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
Didn't we lose that piece of crap
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Post Post #303 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:26 am

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>wait
Time passes...

>wait
Time passes...

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ecavp wchochoz zx jd tchou ntoy oquiw cirbl mquioshp werlx josh ooshquigrytoyi schowrokwae himb ovupi sr gr geftx jimbp ww ci l oo svupo twror gflur go tz zgry or ghuvz zquia bi lo seftkwao t ou nulpz zfimfudimbtrutoyd terl oflufudl mkwax jefta bd tp we h oeftchoi sa bx jd tulpkwafima r oirbgryfimd ts gi skwal mtrue h."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "El mvupfudtrua bquihuvl mcava b ox joshimborkerloshimboshchokwa oe hu noshl ma bwroa ru nollosh othaerlthai sp wa ra rorkolltoy owrocavi lflup wulpfudx jfimcho oa rs go ttoyirbtruollo si se h oerlchocavi lfudquierlkwap wi l oollzitr gi strui shuvtrugryork owrothazitz ze hfluquiwrow cqui oulpfimchoorkirbulpthai lirbfim."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Efluollu np wulps girberls gvup oulpwrox jcaverlirbtoyw cquiulp okwaz zi si sp wo stoyfluulpvup or gquihuvtoyfimw cz zo sgryulp oerlthaeftthathatoyfudz zz zerl oefto skwal merlx jerlu nwrol m ofimirbz ztruchokwaquifimvuposh oirbchoi ls gtoywrochoimbtrukon oirbzitvupx jfimr go skwaeftx j oimbs ge hw ckonl mgryr gthakon."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eefteftgryp wo sirbfima bchotru oo sd tollerlthaeftz zulpfluo s oe heftchofudo tu nhuvx jgryirb ofudcavx jorkchokons gw cz zqui ozitulpimbz ze ha rr gd tthatru os gw chuvs gvupollhuvi sgryvup ol mfluimbollthaz zcavchoflueft ou na ro sirbu nu noshfimkonimb oa rvupziteftd tl mgryp wi stoy oi sa bd to sw chuvthakonwrokwa."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ew cw cthakwaa bquioshfudollkon ow ctoyimba rx jziterlfims go s oi szito squiquiorkulpa bi loll ocavi simbl mp wo terlerlu np w okwawrocavw cr gcavs ggryu nkwa ofudzitimbtrukonkwae hthavupa b oa re hi lfudz zolls gflux je h ow cu ne hu nfluziterlwroa rimb od to se hzittruhuve hquia bo s oimbwrotoykwahuvcavs go simbcho."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Equii lr gx jflua rw cx ji so s ou noshz zkonosho tkonz zthairb oi ld tw cl merlgrychoquid tulp oquiquir gfimp wchol ma rimbulp ofimfimhuvoshz zwror gorkgrywro oirbtoyerla rfudi sthakwae hl m ofudl mkwaulpa rthaquil moshflu ox jl ma rorkfimi lzittruz ztru ocavz zwrocavl mkwaimbquifudzit ofudtoyulpw cl mflucavirbl mosh."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ez zo sa reftthae hr gerlkwawro od to twrofudulpo shuvoshkwawro or gkontoyi lo timbulposhl ma r oorkimbirbzitchokonu na bolla r ol mo su nfimchoa rtoyfluthawro ohuverlo tw cfudhuvp whuvo si s ofimerla borkorkquia roshkonerl okwaeftchoollvuphuvcavollvupi s ozitimbkwathafudo struvuperlfim oquithafluhuvfimfluquichoquix j."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Efimr gr gi lz zw cfude hr ga r oollfudquio ts gu ntoyo sz zkwa oi sx jquiquiimba bquifudziterl okona rr gtoywroe ho struolli l oa bgryo tw cp wkono tx julptoy ooshorkirbcavfimo sw cirborktru oi svupchothakona rtruzitquiirb ohuvoshorku ngryl mp werlulpx j oa rthax jkonflue hflue hkonosh oz ze hquia bquiirbwrofluoshu n."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eoshz zhuva rfluu nu nefterlo t okwazitd tzite hi lp wquiollimb ooshirborkw cfimx jwroeftd tosh oa bd ti simbimbgrycavimbhuvtru oz zfluthathai lzitkwau ni scav owroquiu ntoykonzitchoirbirbw c oa bfluerli lfluo sosholla bo s ochokons gorko te hulpimbd tcav oorkwrou nkonirbkwau nkonzitosh oz zulpulpi li loshcavthaollwro."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eollfluflue himbollkwaa birbeft or gw cs gvupchod tflup wi swro ovupzitfimtruoshhuva btoytoyflu ou nquikongrys gflue hhuvkwal m ofimimbkoneftchoi sefts gefta b oolli ll ma bu nzitquiziterlw c oimborka rcavgrygryvupa bvupz z ofimerlgrytrui si la bi sl mimb oi lcavx jollzitflutrua rtoyfim ou na rziteftx jwrocavoshz zfud."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ep weftvupa ru nulpp we hi lgry ol ml mzitr gcavz zerlflucavl m ofudchoimbtrucavulpkwairbthacho ofluhuvi lwrol morko sa rl moll oe he hkonthavupirbchoimbp wi l owrol mz zw co sw cw ca rulperl ol mw collgrykwar gimberlx jl m oollzitr ghuvorkz zi sflugryzit okonorkzitp wfluorkorkthaa bi l ocavw cr gthao so ss gs gkond t."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eollo tr gorki sl mtrud timbs g os gefto sirbs gs go scavoshtoy ochod tchoolld toshz zkona rwro oimbgryfudimbfudkwas gulps gosh oulpd ttrufudtruimbe hw cirboll oulpx jp wquii sthai lthax jw c ovupgryd tfudtruo ss gtoyhuvo t owrofluulpo ts ghuvfimirbwroirb oulpo ss ga bflus gtoyfluz zi s othae herlorka rkonfimkwazitw c."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eulpfudfudkonimbkonr goshe hkon os gerlfluhuva bzitquio szithuv ozitchotruw cs gorkeftfudo te h ow ca bulpulpfimimbflucavw cirb os gw ci sa rosha br ga roshwro ogrywroo torkkwaimbz zulphuvi s op wkonfudthahuvimbx jchoolli s ou nerlolleftwroz zx jchotoyd t ofimfudl mvupfluz za ra rosherl ochoo teftw culpquitrueftfluo t."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ew culpa ro serlerli li su nkon okwaorkvupquichoulpfluwrohuvi l op wl ml mthaw ckwaollirbhuvx j okwaa ri si lflutrufimhuvoshflu ovupo tu nz zi loshw chuvi sl m oz zfudorki skonorkquia borktoy oimbfudp worke herlerld ta rvup othaulpr gfudfudolli lkonorke h othairbkonfluz zr golld ttoycav oi sa bu nchoefttrud tcavquiqui."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eulpeftchocavorkquio tkwaeftork oe hd tfudimbr gerli lcavo tulp ozitulpd terld tkwawros gfluz z ol mo tkwai shuvr gerlirboshgry oimbeftwroulpa bs gp wd tp wu n oa bgryquio svupp wl mz zp wgry ohuvimbw cd ti losho tchoulpi l ol mthafluvupd toshp wquiollfud oeftzitulpzithuvi lkonoshkons g ox jgrye hz zwrotoythaorko tirb."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Evupulpkonr gwrol md tkwafime h ooshchokwao tzitu nirbi limbcav ozitwroo te hi lo stoytruflui l ozita rd timbimbwros gimbtoygry os gtoyzita rirberli sa rerloll oi sp wchoi lchotoyp wwrovupirb ow cquiollp wwroerlirbthaflul m ochoerlosho tcavimbulpkonp wi l oo tirbeftp weftollimbeftd tu n oi sw cfudthaerlhuverlhuva bkon."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ecave hcaverlthar go torkkwacav oorkd ta ro twrotruorkvuptoyd t oi serlerltrud tollefte hirbl m oefthuvulpa rorki soshp wfude h ohuvwros gi su np wfudvupollhuv oorkeftimbzitw ci lp wp wfimimb ofimquifluimbcavkonimbvupflux j oollr gorko tr geftzitorkw cl m oa rvuphuve hziti swrofimfimr g ogryefte hw cl mvupvupfimwrow c."

>wait
Time passes...

An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ekonoshl mcavzitr gerlimbi sw c othatoyd tkwas gs gerlimbi lo s ow cp wd ta bp wa rorkgrya rkwa ocavtrud ttoyi svupwroa bwrow c ox jd tu nvupa beftvupzitirbw c oolli se hfimz zoshzitl mcavo t oirbirbl mw corki lchoeftwror g ol ml mhuvo ttrufudhuvquil mkon ovupl mw cu ntruorkoshcavorki l ox jquip wi ss gfimzita refta r."

>wait
Time passes...

Guards burst in and grab you and Ford, who comes slowly awake. They drag you down the corridor to a large cabin, where they strap you into large, menacing chairs...

Captain's Quarters, in the poetry appreciation chair
This is the cabin of the Vogon Captain. You and Ford are strapped into poetry appreciation chairs.
The Captain is indescribably hideous, indescribably blubbery, and indescribably mid-to-dark green. He is holding samples of his favourite poetry.

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Post Post #304 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:42 am

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>pull switch
You can't see any switch here!

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Post Post #305 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:10 pm

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Ford, help me
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Post Post #306 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:41 pm

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Iconeum are you using a guide
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Post Post #307 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:12 pm

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In post 306, Gamma Emerald wrote:Iconeum are you using a guide
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Post Post #308 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:17 pm

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btw it's a personal thing. I refuse to cheat at anything

except taxes
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Post Post #309 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:06 pm

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>Ford, help me
Ford seems deep in thought.

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Post Post #310 (ISO) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:36 pm

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captain, release me
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Post Post #311 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:13 am

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Listen to poetry
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Post Post #312 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:23 am

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>captain, release me
I don't know the word "release".

>listen to poetry
The Vogon Captain hasn't begun yet!

"If he's going to read us his poetry," mutters Ford, sweating profusely, "just pray he softens us up with some cudgels first..."

The Vogon Captain says, "Op werlulpkond tollw cgryx jcav ofimi svupu nl mo sthau np wp w."

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Post Post #313 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:55 pm

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>ask Ford if he's gonna give us the Babelfish now or after the poetry
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Post Post #314 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:20 pm

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captain, why am i here
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Post Post #315 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:23 pm

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>ask Ford if he's gonna give us the Babelfish now or after the poetry
I don't know the word "if".

>captain, why am i here
One of the guards lightly bashes your skull with the butt of his weapon and says, "Ax ji svupa rzitz zoshkwao soll oa bd tfimo te hthaerli serleft."

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Post Post #316 (ISO) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:39 pm

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learn their language
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Post Post #317 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:46 am

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>learn their language
I don't know the word "learn".

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Post Post #318 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:47 am

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Captain, speak english
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Post Post #319 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:49 am

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>Captain, speak english
One of the guards lightly bashes your skull with the butt of his weapon and says, "Au na bchofluulps gulphuvw cl m ol mthaorkd tkwafimirbp whuvkon."

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Post Post #320 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:57 am

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look
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Post Post #321 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:58 am

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>look
Captain's Quarters, in the poetry appreciation chair
This is the cabin of the Vogon Captain. You and Ford are strapped into poetry appreciation chairs.
The Captain is indescribably hideous, indescribably blubbery, and indescribably mid-to-dark green. He is holding samples of his favourite poetry.

The Vogon Captain says, "Ofudw co sa rfudo tz zollkwaa r oeftw cs gu nzito sorkeftorkkon."

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Post Post #322 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:07 am

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appreciate poetry
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Post Post #323 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:08 am

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inventory
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Post Post #324 (ISO) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:10 am

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>appreciate poetry
If you want to enjoy the poetry, just type that.

The Vogon Captain says, "Os gl mp wo terlr goshi lkonl m oflua rkwairbtoye hvupwrod timb."

>enjoy poetry
You can't even understand it, let alone enjoy it!

The Vogon Captain says, "Ofudi sefto to ti serleftu nwro oimbgryx jquiquii lp wp wa rzit."

>inventory
You have:
no tea
The Hitchhiker's Guide
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a towel
a loose pile of junk mail
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver
your gown (being worn)
It looks like your gown contains:
pocket fluff

The Vogon Captain says, "Oi ss gl mhuvo seftz zthafluu n oimbfimwrokonr ggrya ba rp wz z."

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