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Post Post #1  (isolation #0)  » Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:16 am

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Post Post #3  (isolation #1)  » Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:15 am

7-2 rule please

winning with this hand under any circumstance all players donate a big blind on top of the pot to the winning player with 7-2
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Post Post #17  (isolation #2)  » Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:36 am

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Post Post #21  (isolation #3)  » Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:30 am

how tf do we have cards if there isn't a dealer yet

Original Roll String: 1d52
1 52-Sided Dice: (21) = 21
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Post Post #29  (isolation #4)  » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:43 am

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Post Post #53  (isolation #5)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:07 am

Raise to 6 total
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Post Post #55  (isolation #6)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:21 am

duck and dragon heads up on the first hand

let's go duck call me or pay me :D
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Post Post #57  (isolation #7)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:06 am

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Post Post #60  (isolation #8)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:47 am

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Post Post #64  (isolation #9)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:20 am

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Post Post #65  (isolation #10)  » Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:20 am

escalating pretty steep there, buddy
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Post Post #75  (isolation #11)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:35 am

check
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Post Post #77  (isolation #12)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:51 am

:D ok
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Post Post #79  (isolation #13)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:08 am

intimidation, didn't think you had it in you

i like it
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Post Post #83  (isolation #14)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:49 am

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Post Post #86  (isolation #15)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:20 am

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Post Post #87  (isolation #16)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:21 am

(we are allowed to post gifs and other silly stuff during hands, yes?)
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Post Post #89  (isolation #17)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:58 am

My opinion is talk all you want and discuss all you want. This isn't an actual pokergame anyway, and a single hand could take days especially with several players. It's for fun so do whatever you want :)
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Post Post #92  (isolation #18)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:12 am

I call

i'm scared
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Post Post #93  (isolation #19)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:13 am

In post 91, the worst wrote:You wanna go all in don't ya Mr. Dragon?


you have no idea but i don't wanna bust in the first hand to a lucky hand you got Mr. Ducky, something like a Q-4 maybe?
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Post Post #96  (isolation #20)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:14 am

yeah like in a normal game the worst has to show first and I can lay down, but i'm all for open cards here :p

K-10 of diamonds

King high flush
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Post Post #97  (isolation #21)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:15 am

In post 95, vizIIsto wrote:Maybe a flush for Ico and only trips for the worst? I mean, the worst said he just read up on the rules of poker, and my dad would play like this too with a lone queen...


this is the scenario i'm hoping for but any random Q-4/5/J beats me out so yeah
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Post Post #98  (isolation #22)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:15 am

but if it's flush v trips in the first hand this deck is LIVE
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Post Post #99  (isolation #23)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:16 am

i've gone entire sessions without hitting a flush lol
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Post Post #102  (isolation #24)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:17 am

In post 100, vizIIsto wrote:You forgot to say 'nice read viz'


to the unexperienced viewer that may seem like a nice read, but if you are into poker it's not that hard if 2 players are going hard on that kind of board
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Post Post #103  (isolation #25)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:18 am

In post 101, the worst wrote:foolish dragon <3


oh god
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Post Post #105  (isolation #26)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:18 am

slowrolling me?
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Post Post #110  (isolation #27)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:22 am

In post 107, the worst wrote:5 & 9 of ❤s
I'm all bluff bb


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Post Post #112  (isolation #28)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:23 am

In post 108, vizIIsto wrote:If tw has a better hand, I'd say maybe the re-raise on the river killed you?
I mean, it's a great hand, but it's not the ace high flush, and a full house could be out there, especially because the worst was repping a queen hand. Of course that's no guarantee to a full house, but the odds lie there.
Otherwise, nice play.


his check on the turn made me think he didn't actually have the full house

but if you raise me on the river TWICE while i'm showing that much strength it makes me pauze and I was happy with the 1k bet call for what I had
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Post Post #113  (isolation #29)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:24 am

In post 111, the worst wrote:I probably should have pulled out when I realised Ico had a good hand but trolling Ico is a solid 40%+ of the fun I'll get from this tournament :cool:


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Post Post #119  (isolation #30)  » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:17 am

In post 118, the worst wrote::giggle: Pleasure to still be here. Thanks, viz.


wouldn't be much fun if i got to suck out your entire bankroll on the first hand now would it :p
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Post Post #133  (isolation #31)  » Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:10 am

I don't think 2 chips out of 10.000! is gonna be a big deal :p

If anything i'm surprised ya'll folded lol
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Post Post #137  (isolation #32)  » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:40 am

after wicked before the worst

dealer goes to the next player in line
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Post Post #139  (isolation #33)  » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:55 am

the worst
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vizIIsto SMALL BLIND 1
StrangerCoug BIG BLIND 2
Wickedestjr
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Post Post #140  (isolation #34)  » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:56 am

this is the initial list, added Cheery to the bottom and the action just goes along
we recycle this list and drop the actions down by 1 every turn
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Post Post #146  (isolation #35)  » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:42 am

call
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Post Post #162  (isolation #36)  » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:07 am

Bet 10
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Post Post #168  (isolation #37)  » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:02 am

you mean call, right?
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Post Post #171  (isolation #38)  » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:30 am

With the worst calling I don't have an option and we go to heads up the worst/ICO for ROUND TWO HYYYPE
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Post Post #174  (isolation #39)  » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:02 am

In post 172, vizIIsto wrote:Don't bluff this time as much as last time, the worst. Only small bluffs. ;)


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Post Post #178  (isolation #40)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:58 am

the worst is up first
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Post Post #181  (isolation #41)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:53 am

check

let's see another card before I bluff you out of this
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Post Post #185  (isolation #42)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:54 am

then i'll just have to bet enough to scare you away ^^
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Post Post #188  (isolation #43)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:00 am

yes
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Post Post #189  (isolation #44)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:00 am

In post 186, the worst wrote:9,200?


will you fold if i bet this?
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Post Post #193  (isolation #45)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:04 am

Bet 25
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Post Post #195  (isolation #46)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:17 am

Fold

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Post Post #202  (isolation #47)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:41 am

In post 201, vizIIsto wrote:Bluffing doesn't happen that often irl poker


You probably don't wanna play with my group lol
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Post Post #204  (isolation #48)  » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:54 am

I folded 2 Aces
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Post Post #225  (isolation #49)  » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:50 am

he can have my spot and stack after this hand, i'm on vacation for a week starting tomorrow
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Post Post #236  (isolation #50)  » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:55 pm

Call
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Post Post #254  (isolation #51)  » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:34 am

call
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Post Post #259  (isolation #52)  » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:21 am

Call
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Post Post #260  (isolation #53)  » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:22 am

Trying to get to your flush, Kmd?
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Post Post #264  (isolation #54)  » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:36 am

spicey
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Post Post #265  (isolation #55)  » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:39 am

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Post Post #294  (isolation #56)  » Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:11 am

In post 293, the worst wrote:(in Iconeum voice) fold!


you wish

make it 50
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Post Post #297  (isolation #57)  » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:00 am

*Icon nudges his chin down, looks over sunglasses at Pete, menacingly*
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Post Post #309  (isolation #58)  » Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:26 am

call
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Post Post #312  (isolation #59)  » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:09 am

Bet: 150
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Post Post #315  (isolation #60)  » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:52 am

In post 313, Pete Rose wrote:Call


Your pair of tens are gonna get destroyed
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Post Post #318  (isolation #61)  » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:43 am

Check
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Post Post #320  (isolation #62)  » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:12 am

Call
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Post Post #337  (isolation #63)  » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:09 am

Bet 400
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Post Post #339  (isolation #64)  » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:19 am

I show Q-J of spades, for 3 of a kind in Jacks
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Post Post #347  (isolation #65)  » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:34 am

In post 344, Pete Rose wrote:I suggest we all act quickly so we can get Icon while hes on :)


i'm only inactive during weekends and sleepy time tho :)
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Post Post #358  (isolation #66)  » Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:20 am

call
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Post Post #372  (isolation #67)  » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:55 am

Call
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Post Post #378  (isolation #68)  » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 am

Check
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Post Post #384  (isolation #69)  » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:53 am

call
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Post Post #386  (isolation #70)  » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:05 am

Pocket 4's for 2 pair with that board A kicker
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Post Post #388  (isolation #71)  » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:14 am

In post 387, Kmd4390 wrote:Pocket 9s for two pair


ur not even in the hand?
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Post Post #390  (isolation #72)  » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:20 am

In post 379, Charles510 wrote:THE RIVER:
Eight of Hearts

3♥️ 7♠️ 3♠️ A♣️ 8♥️

Cheery Dog
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In post 381, Cheery Dog wrote:Check


he's in game, no problem

In post 382, Wickedestjr wrote:Good luck all in


this one wasn't in game, was confusing me with his all in

In post 383, Nero Cain wrote:raise 20


i reread everything ten times just to make sure i was calling 20, not a fucking all in from someone not even in the hand

In post 384, Iconeum wrote:call


In post 387, Kmd4390 wrote:Pocket 9s for two pair


and you weren't even in the hand anymore

Is there (gonna be) a rule that disallows fake actions to be posted during a hand?
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Post Post #394  (isolation #73)  » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:48 am

oh godddd why do i even post so early

sorry guys

yeah ur the all in, and the other dude was wishing you luck :s

i feel terrible
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Post Post #395  (isolation #74)  » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:48 am

nero what you got?

hand's over :p
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Post Post #398  (isolation #75)  » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:06 am

In post 397, Nero Cain wrote:I have a small straight.


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Post Post #403  (isolation #76)  » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:42 am

In post 367, Charles510 wrote:The main pot is 10. This is the most Kmd4390 can win. All further bets will go into a side pot.


This is correct, and Kmd should have 10, right? And your graph shows only 4?
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Post Post #404  (isolation #77)  » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:43 am

nvm i'm morning drunk again
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