SPITFLY - GAME OVER!

[VashtaNeurotic]

Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Bye

[chamber]

The Sun has set
on Cthulus reign
Now paint shines

[Iprobablysuck]

Hey so uh guys, I
don't really know how to
write haikus at all

[N]

my haiku is bad
but at least it's better than
having none at all

[Radja]

IPS has selected column.

KittyMo	JunkoChan	Gorkington	tris	CaptainMeme
zoraster	Aronis	McMenno	Cheery Dog	Malkon05
Iprobablysuck	dweller	animorpherv1	Haschel Cedriscon	Save The Dragons
DeasVail	N	Chemist1422	chamber	VashtaNeurotic
gameplay506	racefan12	xofelf	Formerfish	Spangled

Round 4 starts now. Moving deadline towards the end of the weekend.

(expired on 2019-09-22 15:56:14)

[Cheery Dog]

Why the need to rush
It is worth waiting longer
For round has begun

[chamber]

I don't know whether FormerFish was telling me the truth or not, but he really rubbed me the wrong way by being overly pushy. He contacted me trying to get Haschel eliminated. Probably useful information to someone.

[Formerfish]

I don't know whether FormerFish was telling me the truth or not, but he really rubbed me the wrong way by being overly pushy. He contacted me trying to get Haschel eliminated. Probably useful information to someone.

Wow bro, i kinda thought you blocking me on discord was a dick move, but this just proves youre kind of a bitch. Probably why i never talked to you ever.

[chamber]

Taking things and making things personal isn't a good look. With that said, responses and feelings like this are exactly why I've avoided large social games, and now suspect it was a mistake for me to join this one as well. As I understand it things were looking like I would be a likely elimination this round, maybe you should just go forward with that and worry about FormerFish in a future one. Cheers.

[Formerfish]

Listen man, im sorry about making that personal. That was wrong of me.

[Cheery Dog]

would my remaining column mates not fight kkthxbai

[Gorkington]

oh woof jeeze egad
ahhhhhh oh no drama's scary!!!
time to close the thread

[Gorkington]

it does kind of suck that every interaction has this weird "am i going to come across as doing this for votes" vibe
like
i just wanted to make a joke
and i made the joke
and now im coming back and looking at it and it feels weird.

q.q

[Radja]

Results!

dweller fails to submit and receives a second strike. dwellers vote has been randomized.

5 different people received votes. These people were:

Spoiler:

Haschel Cedricson
chamber
Gorkington
Chemist1422
Formerfish

Congratulations to everyone else, you're safe this round!

There's 2 people who got exactly one vote:

Spoiler:

Haschel Cedricson
Formerfish

Congrats, you're all safe.

That leaves:
-Gorkington
-chamber
-Chemist1422

1 person got 2 votes:

Spoiler:

Gorkington

The remaining 17 votes were cast between the last two players. One player got 10 votes, the other got 7.
With 7 votes, our second eliminated player, and 21st loser:

Spoiler:

chamber, I'm sorry you've been eliminated.
That means our winner is Chemist1422, with 10 votes

KittyMo	JunkoChan	Gorkington	tris	CaptainMeme
zoraster	Aronis	McMenno	Cheery Dog	Malkon05
Iprobablysuck	dweller	animorpherv1	Haschel Cedriscon	Save The Dragons
DeasVail	N	Chemist1422	chamber	VashtaNeurotic
gameplay506	racefan12	xofelf	Formerfish	Spangled

Chemist1422, it's time to pick. Will you give immunity to your row or column?
you have (expired on 2019-09-23 16:10:58) to decide.

[Chemist1422]

Row, please

[Radja]

KittyMo	JunkoChan	Gorkington	tris	CaptainMeme
zoraster	Aronis	McMenno	Cheery Dog	Malkon05
Iprobablysuck	dweller	animorpherv1	Haschel Cedriscon	Save The Dragons
DeasVail	N	Chemist1422	chamber	VashtaNeurotic
gameplay506	racefan12	xofelf	Formerfish	Spangled

(expired on 2019-09-24 16:06:15) to vote!

[Gorkington]

holy fucking shit
keely is a dictator?
it's snowing on mt. fuji

4

Best leader ever.
He rules with benevolence.
This is not a haiku

3.5

Inevitably,
Some of us will stay silent.
How will we decide?

3.5

Death comes for us all
Alone we must walk the path
Stay a step ahead

3

We are the greatest
constant war, homeless dying
murica yeehaw

3.5

the internet is
full of people who tend not
to make good haikus

3.5

Haikus are just for
Cards Against Humanity
Not Spitfly kthx

2

Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Bye

2

Hey so uh guys, I
don't really know how to
write haikus at all

3

my haiku is bad
but at least it's better than
having none at all

5

Why the need to rush
It is worth waiting longer
For round has begun

3

i call this one

my inner thoughts the last few hours

:

i forgot to vote
how foolish i am ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
i deserve to lose

2.5

everyone else get votes in before 12 hours to deadline and then i'll tabulate to determine who should get immunity.

[Chemist1422]

split my vote between meme and racefan

[McMenno]

holy fucking shit
keely is a dictator?
it's snowing on mt. fuji

5

Best leader ever.
He rules with benevolence.
This is not a haiku

2

Inevitably,
Some of us will stay silent.
How will we decide?

4

Death comes for us all
Alone we must walk the path
Stay a step ahead

3

We are the greatest
constant war, homeless dying
murica yeehaw

2

the internet is
full of people who tend not
to make good haikus

3

Haikus are just for
Cards Against Humanity
Not Spitfly kthx

2

Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Bye

2

Hey so uh guys, I
don't really know how to
write haikus at all

3

my haiku is bad
but at least it's better than
having none at all

4

Why the need to rush
It is worth waiting longer
For round has begun

2

i call this one

my inner thoughts the last few hours

:

i forgot to vote
how foolish i am ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
i deserve to lose

3

[Chemist1422]

oh we're rating

oh ok

[Haschel Cedricson]

Why are there haikus?
I've been in California
For a funeral.

[Gorkington]

ive been advised by my loyal council that i am expecting too much in too little time.
i am not one to take criticism lightly, but i want it to be clear that i am VERY REASONABLE.

therefore, the haiku VICTOR will be considered immune for the cycle following this one.
can post votes/pick favourites in thread or message me them and i'll get results out for earlier on tomorrow.
[even if people decide to murder me today </3]

therefore,
we can vote whoever we want today.
weeeeeeeeeeee!

[KittyMo]

Dear friends,

As of yet I have never actually received a vote in a LSG, and the prospect is a little scary. I have realized that playing Spitfly affords me the unique opportunity of receiving votes on my own terms for a tangible benefit. As such, I would like to humbly ask for your vote for this round. I do not represent a particular political entity or religious group. Instead, I hope to represent levity!

If I survive to the next round and I got your vote, I will happily offer one of the following expressions of thanks, as determined by RNG.

1. A heartfelt compliment (minimum of 50 words) that will be translated several times between English and Swahili prior to delivery, courtesy of google translate
2. A gif that I feel is representative of you
3. A personalized image collage
4. An attributed quote of you in my signature
5. Photographic evidence that an edible arrangement attempting to depict your MS avatar was created
6. A donation to MS server costs on your behalf (amount TBD)

Thank you very much for your consideration and feel free to spread the word!

[zoraster]

Why do y'all care about a haiku?
To which my Limerick says "fuck you."
Because counting syllables is so dreary
that my eyes glaze over and go bleary
Just rhyme to become Maya Angelou.

[Haschel Cedricson]

There once was a powerful otter
Whose limericks could not hold water.
When asked 'bout his scansion
He'd flee to his mansion.
Using anapests? Next time he ought'er!