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okay yes
hi everyone i would like to begin my campaign for president of this game.
everyone who votes for me will get the following:
i) a drawing of you with a cool hat
ii) immunity yes definitely everyone who votes from me will receive immunity from elimination i am offering this service for all of my supporters
iii) i will keep at least one secret that you tell me. i promise not to tell anyone else that one specific secret if you need some secret keeping i am your boy but only if you vote for me, if it turns out you didnt vote for me and you told me a secret then i am telling everyone. idiot.
iv) i am looking to fill some department heads so everyone who votes for me will be made into a minister with a high paying wage, lots of job security and a comfortable retirement package. dont pass up this opportunity
v) ill send you a personalized thank you message and a personalized message every vote cycle to ask you for money to support my future campaigns.
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its time for something different!In post 91, Save The Dragons wrote:Don't do it and you may find yourself strangled at any moment.
all of these years we've been voting for tentacles and what have we got to show for it?
NOTHING.
its time that we focused on a message of hope and change
rather than slime and strangling.
a vote for gorkington is a vote for poorly drawn paint images.
a vote for gorkington is a vote for a well kept secret.
a vote for gorkington is a vote for freedom from fish threats.
a vote for gorkington is just really fucking cool you should do it trust me.trash- Gorkington
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for my first and second last decree as KING OF SPITFLY
i have done some soul searching and decided that my eternal reign may not be the healthiest thing for either myself or the people of Spitfly.
i also believe that the people of Spitfly deserve a leader that can speak to the hearts and minds of everyone.
therefore i declare that the next election cycle [the one after this current one] should be determined via a haiku contest.
haikus will be rated via the following scale:
0 - they didnt even do a haiku
1 - the haiku kind of sucks or it was copied and the copied haiku kind of sucked
2 - the haiku was copied but it was kind of funny or it was just an okay haiku that wasnt copied
3 - this was a pretty good haiku that wasnt copied
4 - this is a fucking great haiku
5 - this was my favourite haiku of them all
we should then coordinate to make the highest rated haiku creator the Head of State
and then collectively murder anyone who does a bad job of writing a haiku.trash- Gorkington
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for my second and final decree
i would like to declare Mario Mario and Luigi Mario enemies of the state.
these two goomba crushing shitheads have been implementing their brand of vigilante antics for long enough.
im going to put a price on their heads so large every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for them.
hmu if you see either of these chucklefucks and ill send my goons after em.trash- Gorkington
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omg it was a stealth haiku
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2.5In post 144, Gorkington wrote:i call this one
:my inner thoughts the last few hours
i forgot to vote
how foolish i am ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
i deserve to lose
everyone else get votes in before 12 hours to deadline and then i'll tabulate to determine who should get immunity.trash- Gorkington
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ive been advised by my loyal council that i am expecting too much in too little time.
i am not one to take criticism lightly, but i want it to be clear that i am VERY REASONABLE.
therefore, the haiku VICTOR will be considered immune for the cycle following this one.
can post votes/pick favourites in thread or message me them and i'll get results out for earlier on tomorrow.
[even if people decide to murder me today </3]
therefore,
we can vote whoever we want today.
weeeeeeeeeeee!trash- Gorkington
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Changing this to be just the top five to be less mean!
Spoiler: resultsLast edited by Gorkington on Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:03 am, edited 1 time in total.trash- Gorkington
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this is a much less cool choice to have to make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In post 234, Radja wrote:Gorkington will decide between KittyMo and racefan12 for the elimination.
god idk.
wtf.trash- Gorkington
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