Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[Aristophanes]

Ooo yay!

Sorry I never got around to this, life got crazy.
/in

[Aristophanes]

Ooo yay!

Sorry I never got around to this, life got crazy.
/in

Which queue? Both?

Sure!

I'll send some juicy deets on me later tho XD

[Aristophanes]

Alright lets do this!

Gonna skip starting with a question or a lifeline to split up the pack or anything because who needs to be

reasonable

right? XD

I kinda think Plitinus already lined up with their identity, so

Match Plotty with 28 languages

plz

[Aristophanes]

K I'll fold and do a split. Thought I was onto an easy lead there!

Make a group of the following plz:
Ukelele
Uni Funding
Elephant Onesie
Bear Saviour
Sisters

That is to say

Split Identities

plz

[Aristophanes]

Whoa what are you doing up at this hour? XD

[Aristophanes]

Also this is interesting as this was not the way I expected the names to split at all!

[Aristophanes]

I just got home from work and ate a hamburger hbu

Couldn't sleep despite working stupid hours so I'm being productive...as you can see

[Aristophanes]

@Skrew
How ever did you manage to save some people from a bear?

@Mina
What was the first song you learned to play on Ukelele?

[Aristophanes]

Also this is interesting as this was not the way I expected the names to split at all!

Is there anything in particular that surprises you most?

Yeah!

If you switched Anal Beads and A Week Without Sleep into section 1 in lieu of the Older Sisters and the Bear I would think this made a lot more sense XD

Shows what I know!

[Aristophanes]

Interesting interesting hmm...

[Aristophanes]

Ooo bearspray! A very good choice!

Not sure I believe it though.

[Aristophanes]

Alrighty,

Match Something_Smart with Ukelele

Match Fluminator with Bear Grylls

[Aristophanes]

[Aristophanes]

Match Mina with Uni Requests

If that fails

Match Mina with Onesie

I'm pretty confident on the first one tho.

[Aristophanes]

Dammit!

Imma have to get that story off you sometime, Mina

[Aristophanes]

Honestly, I thought the Onesie was going to Skrew!

Match Skrew with Uni Denier

You know what to do if I got that wrong.

[Aristophanes]

Group 2 better get ready to rumble!

[Aristophanes]

I have never worn a onesie in my life.

Unbelievable! :O

[Aristophanes]

Friendly reminder that you're getting close to the assistance revocation line.

Right! Danke

I forget, can the two assistance stack?
Like use a double dip on a tridentity?

[Aristophanes]

I actually was quite curious how that could happen, IPS! What are the chances!

Mina, pics or it didn't happen? XD
Sounds like a blast actually!

Flum, you're still a hero <3

[Aristophanes]

Okay, let's

Tridentity the Imaginary Twin

plz

[Aristophanes]

Well that is an interesting split.

@All 3
What purpose did your imaginary twin serve in your life and, if you don't mind a compound and therefore slightly illegal question, why did you retire them?

[Aristophanes]

Imma have to

Match Plotty

with this one

[Aristophanes]

Holy shit!

They were all good answers btw, nice work guys!

I'm gonna use up the questions and double dip so lemme figure this out. May as well use it before I lose it!

[Aristophanes]

Forgot to do this, sorry about that. I'll try to formulate the questions tn/tomorrow and you can take your time answering since I'll likely be gone until Sunday by that point. Busy week ahead.

[Aristophanes]

I'm back!

[Aristophanes]

Man these are hard now!

Hmm...

Radja,
For what purpose did you stay up for an entire week and what did you accomplish during the time in question?

N,
Which scummer were you at the amusement park with when you were thrown up upon?

pablito,
Have you named the vacuum, and if so, what name have you given it?

StrangeCougar,

What in the heck brought up Anal Beads in a conversation and

How did your friends react when you chimed in with rosary commentary when they were discussing a different type of hole-y beads

[Aristophanes]

We missed you!

=D

<3

[Aristophanes]

Ooooo sweet!

[Aristophanes]

K first off then

Match RC with Hourly Beer

plz

[Aristophanes]

GDI!

I was pretty sure that would be a solid pick!

Now for my decline into failure

[Aristophanes]

You're no failure <3 you've already improved from last time!!

I do feel bad that me being incorrect about when the assistance runs out may have affected how you chose to use your assistance but thanks for understanding. I think my chart fix maybe makes it more intuitive?

Aw thanks <3

I'd have made just about the same decision either way, so no worries! The chart fix is very good

[Aristophanes]

Double Dip Anal Beads with Radja and pablito

[Aristophanes]

Lmao

[Aristophanes]

Match RC with Sleepless Nights

then.

[Aristophanes]

Most excellent! <3

It had to be one of the two!

I was thinking Beer one has to be North American because "Soccer" so I'll be intrigued when that gets revealed

[Aristophanes]

K, final guess:

Radja for 28 Languages

I'll guess my Hail Marys when I find out on this one.

[Aristophanes]

Final Guesses:

N got Drank and Played Soccer
Radja Talked to his Vacuum
StrangerCoug (lol) gets Anal Rosary
JamedBrafin is covered in Amusement Puke
pablito for DuoLinguist

[Aristophanes]

This was fun! There were a few I don't know enough about, like James Brafin and pablito, which made the last 5 really tough!
Did pretty well methinks tho!

I'll brush up on my Forum Drama and have another go sometime!
For now, RC you owe me a beer response!

[Aristophanes]

I'd say it's totally normal to do so!

[Aristophanes]

Interesting fact: Plotinus's Duolingo account, which hadn't been logged into for a long time, apparently has Plotinus as working on exactly 28 languages and a reverse tree. We chatted about whether the identity felt true of Plot or not and concluded that the verb didn't seem accurate to how Plot views and uses Duolingo. But that was a very good initial guess, and a tough call on my end.

Just processed this!

So close XD XD

What a snipe that would have been!

[Aristophanes]

Well Done Flum!

I could learn a thing or two from you!

[Aristophanes]

And here I thought I drank a lot of coffee O.o

[Aristophanes]

hmm

same q to ari

Lmao

Alright so first off, these are one of the closest things we have to dinosaurs atm and calling them a Giant Chicken is, well honestly pretty funny. But Still! XD

this was way back in high school when my GF and I were still figuring stuff out. She was always suggesting we do things and I was always too busy working or doing projects and whatnot. So anyway for our Biology class we managed to get a trip to African Lion Safari as a learning outing somehow. The teacher must have been pretty clever booking it jn hindsight because I don't think it had anything to do with the unit we were learning but it was perfect! The GF and I used itnas a date and held hands and I bought her lunch and a stuffed lion!

Well at one point she had had enough of my inability to, like, act on anything and kissed me! Iirc the kiss itself was meh but at the time it was amazing! And while we kissed I got distracted by this stupid bird flailing itself around in the cage we were at! I can only assume this guy thought my mating game was weeeak and decided to try and woo my girl! XD

We stopped and watched in disbelief, called it an idiot, and continued on our way. Stupid bird.

[Aristophanes]

idk who Manalque is except their profile says they're french/ are beach bars a french thing?

I'm still wondering if beach bars are a French thing

It wouldn't surprise me; I've heard French beaches are rather Nice

Is this...
Is this a pun!?

I love it!

[Aristophanes]

Also, nice finish, N! =D

Also also,
Carly Rae opened up for Marianas Trench at my Uni and after the show I got a picture with her and we talked for like a minute. Cool girl! Still love her first album the most

I have an autographed Pic from that day too, somewhere....

[Aristophanes]

Alright so first off, these are one of the closest things we have to dinosaurs atm and calling them a Giant Chicken is, well honestly pretty funny. But Still! XD

So, I must apologize for this misinformation.

I have recently learned that Chickens are, in fact, the closest Genomic Relatives of the T-Rex.

I should have done my research before crafting my lie in order to keep it accurate, as odd a statrment as that is.

[Aristophanes]

Might siteflake for a bit, don't put me as a stranger for a bit plz

[Aristophanes]

I was not the person who had a close identity, but at one point my bedroom had a curtain instead of a wall!

[Aristophanes]

I just noticed Ari's identity and I know it's against the rules to request topless pics of a scummer but

come on.

Mods please take this post as the joke that it is.

Lmfao nice Haschel!

I honestly laugh at it when I see it in the mirror occasionally hecause it's scarily accurate!

[Aristophanes]

I know that Ari can grow great facial hair so I think he'd be quite peludo on the chest as well. To be fair, chest hair should've been on the benevolent side. But I'm glad I split it up this way since my initial guesses for this one were Radja or SleepyKrew...



I'm going to guess on this.

Aristophanes has chest hair in the shape of the bat symbol

Thanks Ari for playing. I know of you but I don't think our paths have crossed too often. You seem like a top notch guy and you're someone I'd definitely enjoy getting to know better.

Also, Pablito, I try not to comment too much when the game is on in case I accidentally influence things, but these made me smile and I hope we cross paths more often!
You're pretty cool!

[Aristophanes]

I'm gonna have fun with this and ask each stranger a question about the identity that's beside them

Aristophanes: How many people did you end up actually hitting with the lacrosse stick?

Haha that's a good way to do the questioning! I like it!

I only actually hit 3 people with the stick because I ended up feeling bad when I did.

The first time I tried it I used way too much power and I really regretted it the rest of the season. That team ended up winning the season so I guess it worked out but still.

The other two times were because I actually had a bit of a temper when I was younger and when I would get knocked over or felt I was being targeted I would retaliate within the rules and just go all out. So these two were retaliatory whacks that I still kind of feel bad about.

[Aristophanes]

Good work Racefan!

I actually know nothing about Lacrosse (I think it's Canada's National Sport tho) so I subbed in Soccer and my experiences with getting angry after being tackled in my answer.

As for the vinyl, you'd think it would be my 1989 one! Or the Beauty and the Beast live action remake! Or Dodie Clark's YOU! And all are close contenders.
But there's just something so perfect about relaxing to an epic classical suite written about our astral neighbours and presented on vinyl and I simply cannot explain it!

Plus, I absolutely adore Jupiter, the Bringer of Jolity! It is both the best planet and the best movement!

[Aristophanes]

Ohey CM1! <3

Okay so when I say I ran a half marathon I am talking distance, not, like, an actual event. Basically I was at the beach on one of my rare weekends off and I remembered the Sound of Music festival was going on in the next town, and I realized the Irish Descendants were coming on in a few hours! And I love them! I'd looked at the trails there many times but I had only ever done a 10k hike pack hike along them, stopping half way. Well, I decided to hop to it, but having no intent of running in flip flops, I took them off and decided to jog there barefoot.

Unfortunately a storm rolled in and I never actually got to see the Irish Descendants play because of its intensity, but it was a really fun time nonetheless!

[Aristophanes]

Okay this I want to see

*popcorn.gif*

[Aristophanes]

Yes sir! Sorry about the delay!

A Limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept his clean socks in a bucket
Then one fateful day
His girl ran away
And eyeing his socks he thought "fuck it!"

A Classic Haiku

Agryle, Solid, Strpied
Living in my top left drawer
None of them are White

And a Freeform

What is a man to do
Without comfort in his shoe?
You think it wise to walk it off
But never think of why I scoff
At the very thought of what you say!
I walk, however, in dismay.

You tell me it is not a style
Then expect that I walk a mile
With sandal rubbing on my skin
And no protection therewithin.
I hear the words you do not say
As I, in comfort, walk away.

[Aristophanes]

I had a lot of fun writing those, CM1 XD

Glad you appreciated it!