Pokemon Sword and Shield

[Alisae]

if this game wasn't piss easy I would buy it and a switch.

[Alisae]

Well ultra sun/moon was harder than other generations. (Relatively.)

https://www.serebii.net/ultrasunultramo ... four.shtml
Let's look at Hau's team
why does his starter only know 3 moves?
Why does the rock elite four have multiple mons that only know 3 moves.

[Alisae]

Well ultra sun/moon was harder than other generations. (Relatively.)

https://www.serebii.net/ultrasunultramo ... four.shtml
Let's look at Hau's team
why does his starter only know 3 moves?
Why does the rock elite four have multiple mons that only know 3 moves.

there is that ultra necrozma fight that many people whined about though.
(Not gonna lie it got me hyped up, but I beat it way too easily)

Diamond/Pearl/Platnium was harder then that entire boss fight and I never played sun and moon.

[Alisae]

/me sees the announcement that not all of the pokemon are going to be in the game.
I am never buying another pokemon game again these games fucking suck.
I want a fucking sonic mania but for fucking pokemon.
gamefreak be a fucking good company and give your fans that.
it would be revolutionary and people would love it.

[Alisae]

What Ali wants in a good pokemon game (this is what I can think of off the top of my head)
- A story I fucking care about or no story at all. Black/White had a good story from what I heard and I need to play it. But when I played Gen 6, I felt disrespected because it tried to have a story that I should care about, except I didn't care about it. Or Gen 1, you had no story at all, and it was still good.
- Difficulty not some handholding baby shit. So many people grew up with Pokemon their whole dam life and this handholding baby shit is an insult to them. And I don't want "oh that ONE battle was hard" I want "HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS HARD." My favorite gen was gen 4. They had the best games. They were difficult (Diamond/Pearl/Platnium) (I want something like that but HARDER I WANT TO FUCKING SUFFER). If you're going to give me a lucario to teach me how to mega evolve, why not just give me a fucking riolu instead of being such a piss easy game. Gen 4 gave you a Riolu. Gen 6 gave you a Lucario. I think that says a lot about how easy Gen 6 is compared to Gen 4.
- They had 1 DAM good postgame (Heart Gold/Soul Silver). I got to murder Kanto gym leaders with a Furret. I want to explore new shit.
- More reward in exploration. In Gen 1, legendaries weren't forced down your throat. You were given a master ball and told that the ball never failed, so if you saw a critter you loved, it was yours. That told you to explore and if you did you might found something you liked. I also want to talk to every NPC and get something like the dialogue from Earthbound. I mean, Earthbound is a better RPG then pokemon, but still.
- A gym for every type. There's no reason not to do this anymore. This also increases difficulty if you think about it, especially for nuzlocks or other challenge runs. Also, gym leaders having only 3 moves on their pokemon is not acceptable anymore. 6 Pokemon, each with 4 moves.
- Remove IVs, Egg Moves, and give us an option to change our hidden power by will instead of trying to come up with a specific IV spread. If every single one of your mons is going to want to have the exact same IV spread except for playing around certain things or hidden power, THEN YOUR MECHANIC IS TRASH SO YOU SHOULD GET RID OF IT. Egg Moves "If you breed with this pokemon and this pokemon, you'll get a move you'll actually care about, but sometimes you have to breed a pokemon with another pokemon, in order to breed that pokemon with another pokemon, just so you can breed THAT pokemon with another pokemon to get the move you want." Also everyone gens their mons in for vgc so if you just get rid of the things that make people want to gen their mons in for vgc, people will stop genning in their mons for vgc??????? Like, its not hard.
What makes natures and EVs okay is that because of their existance, you can turn a pokemon that usually isn't a tanky mon INTO a tanky mon and its like "wow, I found a new off meta strat for this mon I can use" and that shit gets seen and turns out to actually be good and turns out, you just defined a new way to use that mon. Or with EVs, you can do calcs to make sure they survive certain moves from certain mons. Natures and EVs contribute good things to teambuilding. IVs and Egg Moves don't.
- I would not mind harder puzzles (other then strength puzzles) to come back
- Not another fucking Fire/Fighting starter
- Game Corner. You don't have to model it off a casino, you can just model it off of an amusement park or an arcade.

edit: Also I just remembered, remove this fucking new xp share, its toxic and awful and makes games worse.

[Alisae]

What pokemon do you think are going to be gotten rid of?

I actually don't care about that. Its just that this move is so indicative that gamefreak doesn't care about the fans who like pokemon for so long. Like they suck as a company :/

[Alisae]

id like botw but with pokemon and classic pokemon battles

Okay see
if something like this was made
I'd buy it.

[Alisae]

Pokemon, gotta catch them

all

some of them but not all of them

[Alisae]

What Ali wants in a good pokemon game (this is what I can think of off the top of my head)
- A story I fucking care about or no story at all. Black/White had a good story from what I heard and I need to play it. But when I played Gen 6, I felt disrespected because it tried to have a story that I should care about, except I didn't care about it. Or Gen 1, you had no story at all, and it was still good.
- Difficulty not some handholding baby shit. So many people grew up with Pokemon their whole dam life and this handholding baby shit is an insult to them. And I don't want "oh that ONE battle was hard" I want "HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS HARD." My favorite gen was gen 4. They had the best games. They were difficult (Diamond/Pearl/Platnium) (I want something like that but HARDER I WANT TO FUCKING SUFFER). If you're going to give me a lucario to teach me how to mega evolve, why not just give me a fucking riolu instead of being such a piss easy game. Gen 4 gave you a Riolu. Gen 6 gave you a Lucario. I think that says a lot about how easy Gen 6 is compared to Gen 4.
- They had 1 DAM good postgame (Heart Gold/Soul Silver). I got to murder Kanto gym leaders with a Furret. I want to explore new shit.
- More reward in exploration. In Gen 1, legendaries weren't forced down your throat. You were given a master ball and told that the ball never failed, so if you saw a critter you loved, it was yours. That told you to explore and if you did you might found something you liked. I also want to talk to every NPC and get something like the dialogue from Earthbound. I mean, Earthbound is a better RPG then pokemon, but still.
- A gym for every type. There's no reason not to do this anymore. This also increases difficulty if you think about it, especially for nuzlocks or other challenge runs. Also, gym leaders having only 3 moves on their pokemon is not acceptable anymore. 6 Pokemon, each with 4 moves.
- Remove IVs, Egg Moves, and give us an option to change our hidden power by will instead of trying to come up with a specific IV spread. If every single one of your mons is going to want to have the exact same IV spread except for playing around certain things or hidden power, THEN YOUR MECHANIC IS TRASH SO YOU SHOULD GET RID OF IT. Egg Moves "If you breed with this pokemon and this pokemon, you'll get a move you'll actually care about, but sometimes you have to breed a pokemon with another pokemon, in order to breed that pokemon with another pokemon, just so you can breed THAT pokemon with another pokemon to get the move you want." Also everyone gens their mons in for vgc so if you just get rid of the things that make people want to gen their mons in for vgc, people will stop genning in their mons for vgc??????? Like, its not hard.
What makes natures and EVs okay is that because of their existance, you can turn a pokemon that usually isn't a tanky mon INTO a tanky mon and its like "wow, I found a new off meta strat for this mon I can use" and that shit gets seen and turns out to actually be good and turns out, you just defined a new way to use that mon. Or with EVs, you can do calcs to make sure they survive certain moves from certain mons. Natures and EVs contribute good things to teambuilding. IVs and Egg Moves don't.
- I would not mind harder puzzles (other then strength puzzles) to come back
- Not another fucking Fire/Fighting starter
- Game Corner. You don't have to model it off a casino, you can just model it off of an amusement park or an arcade.

edit: Also I just remembered, remove this fucking new xp share, its toxic and awful and makes games worse.

Basically this just not suffering-level difficulty

I want gamefreak to stop HOLDING MY FUCKING HAND.
I want to feel satisfied when I beat YOUR FUCKING GAME.

[Alisae]

Pokemon is the new Sonic in that the old games will always be the best and the new ones suck

[Alisae]

YO POKEMON REDDIT IS HILARIOUS
A LOT OF THE POSTS I'M SEEING ARE MEMES OF POKEMON DISGUISED AS POKEMON IN THE GALAR REGION TRYING TO GET IN
ITS SO FUNNY JUST LOOK AT THIS

[Alisae]

yo I can come into the Galar region with my Galar region pokemon right?
Ye, nothing to see here officer.

[Alisae]

I think this one is my favorite

[Alisae]

English Trailer

Jap Trailer


this weezing is hilarious

[Alisae]

no furret
no buy

[Alisae]

how does one do a dexit and not think

now is the time to rid us of aegislash toxapex gothitelle sableye etc

aegislash would never get cut from this game
it fits way too well with the theme.

Should it be?
Yeah
it would be funny and good

[Alisae]

also my dude, this sableye does not have a mega form.

[Alisae]

if anyone wants to tell me if this story has a plot thats worth it or not let me know

[Alisae]

no I'm not gonna buy this game
I don't have a switch and no furret is dealbreaker for me, not to mention competative pokemon doesn't interest me.
Not to mention I could probably continue my rejuvenation run if I wanted a challenging fun game. I don't think these games are hard :/

[Alisae]

they should have given Sky this treatment not red and blue