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Post Post #375 (ISO) » Fri Dec 27, 2019 1:16 pm

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I take a time machine back to May 05, 2008 and cause the site to be shut down for two days. You never find the site which changes history as we know it. Back to the present day, the world is overrun by the living dead all because you never joined mafiascum(who knew what an impact you had). In this post apocalyptic world you were leading a group of survivors, I was your second in command and was tired of never getting the credit I deserved. On a supply run to find food and water I shoot you in the abdomen killing you instantly.

Edit: with a shotgun
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Post Post #376 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:05 am

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The same living dead by which the present-day world is overrun eat you alive after you kill me with the shotgun.
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Post Post #377 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:13 am

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BOOM
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Post Post #378 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:35 am

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Your glass of water gets switched out with sulfuric acid.
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Post Post #379 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:10 am

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I take a time machine and hit you in the head with it.
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Post Post #380 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:42 pm

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I blow up your bedroom while you're sleeping in it.
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Post Post #381 (ISO) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:52 pm

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I take a time machine back one year in the past. I pay a hooker to rub aids on your pillow. Back to the present day you just died of aids.
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Post Post #382 (ISO) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:04 am

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I take a time machine back to the day before you were born and forcibly give your mother an abortion so that you are never born.
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Post Post #383 (ISO) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:07 am

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I poison you with extreme doses of dihydrogen monoxide.
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Post Post #384 (ISO) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:04 pm

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A take a time machine back to the Mesozoic Era to catch and train a T-Rex to kill you.
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Post Post #385 (ISO) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:10 pm

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I trap you inside your time machine and set it on fire, cooking you alive.
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Post Post #386 (ISO) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:50 pm

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I take a time machine... the one that works like in family guy, it is my backup time machine. I use that in the time machine to escape and hire an assassin to kill you when you arrive to kill me the first time.
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Post Post #387 (ISO) » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:07 pm

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The space-time continuum gets destroyed, killing every last one of us. Including you and me.
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Post Post #388 (ISO) » Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:04 pm

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I take a time machine from heaven back to the start of the thread and convince you to not do all of the murders you admitted to doing. I also tell you about how amazing heaven is and convince you to suicide so you can experience it with me.
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Post Post #389 (ISO) » Wed Jan 01, 2020 5:45 am

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The next time machine you find explodes unexpectedly, killing you.
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Post Post #390 (ISO) » Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:47 pm

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I take a time machine, it explodes 1,500ft away from me as soon as I find it. I gather all of the shrapnel eat it and gain the power to control time. I use my powers to reverse time right before the explosion, then stop time and carry your body into the middle of the time machine. I resume time and watch the show
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Post Post #391 (ISO) » Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:56 am

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The gods get jealous of you and just plain smite you.
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Post Post #392 (ISO) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:52 pm

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I take a time machine because I don't know how else to live my life because I've used it for so much of my life not using it is difficult. I go back to the timeline when I died to the zombie. It happened to be you because I only shot you in the chest not the brain. This time I shoot you in the brain and none of the other killings happen because they were a result of the first time I accidentally left you a chance to kill me. But what I didn't know is that I left my backup time machine in the open for you to find somehow.
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Post Post #393 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:37 am

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You are smitten by god for fucking with time too much
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Post Post #394 (ISO) » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:33 am

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You are smitten by God for no good reason.
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Post Post #395 (ISO) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:49 pm

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You die of old age, because a kid called you boomer.
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Post Post #396 (ISO) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:21 pm

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You lose control of a snowmobile and drive it off a cliff.
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Post Post #397 (ISO) » Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:06 pm

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An ad encouraging you to donate blood is too persuasive, and you donate all of your blood.
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Post Post #398 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:45 am

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You get crushed by a pallet of concrete blocks.
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Post Post #399 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:15 pm

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You realise that you are one of the concrete blocks and break into small pieces upon impacting with the ground.
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