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Post Post #375 (isolation #0) » Fri Dec 27, 2019 1:16 pm

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I take a time machine back to May 05, 2008 and cause the site to be shut down for two days. You never find the site which changes history as we know it. Back to the present day, the world is overrun by the living dead all because you never joined mafiascum(who knew what an impact you had). In this post apocalyptic world you were leading a group of survivors, I was your second in command and was tired of never getting the credit I deserved. On a supply run to find food and water I shoot you in the abdomen killing you instantly.

Edit: with a shotgun
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Post Post #379 (isolation #1) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:10 am

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I take a time machine and hit you in the head with it.
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Post Post #381 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:52 pm

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I take a time machine back one year in the past. I pay a hooker to rub aids on your pillow. Back to the present day you just died of aids.
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Post Post #384 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:04 pm

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A take a time machine back to the Mesozoic Era to catch and train a T-Rex to kill you.
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Post Post #386 (isolation #4) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:50 pm

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I take a time machine... the one that works like in family guy, it is my backup time machine. I use that in the time machine to escape and hire an assassin to kill you when you arrive to kill me the first time.
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Post Post #388 (isolation #5) » Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:04 pm

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I take a time machine from heaven back to the start of the thread and convince you to not do all of the murders you admitted to doing. I also tell you about how amazing heaven is and convince you to suicide so you can experience it with me.
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Post Post #390 (isolation #6) » Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:47 pm

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I take a time machine, it explodes 1,500ft away from me as soon as I find it. I gather all of the shrapnel eat it and gain the power to control time. I use my powers to reverse time right before the explosion, then stop time and carry your body into the middle of the time machine. I resume time and watch the show
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Post Post #392 (isolation #7) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:52 pm

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I take a time machine because I don't know how else to live my life because I've used it for so much of my life not using it is difficult. I go back to the timeline when I died to the zombie. It happened to be you because I only shot you in the chest not the brain. This time I shoot you in the brain and none of the other killings happen because they were a result of the first time I accidentally left you a chance to kill me. But what I didn't know is that I left my backup time machine in the open for you to find somehow.
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Post Post #406 (isolation #8) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:48 am

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I take a time machine to pre in to the clue game.
Solve: Coug with Steve Harvey decapitated head in the set of Family Fued
I'm right! The killed is sentenced to death row.
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Post Post #408 (isolation #9) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:52 am

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I take a time machine destroying the time-space continuum entirely, so there goes you :P
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Post Post #411 (isolation #10) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:04 am

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I take a time machine 1 minute into the past, put an axe bomb in the microwave and turn the microwave on. When you get to the microwave the pressure from the axe bomb causes it to explode the microwave. By the time you realized your "hot pocket" was bleeding out you started to black out.
DOUBLE KILL!
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Post Post #415 (isolation #11) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:32 pm

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I take a time machine to teach Bob The Builder to always remove his keys from the steamroller when he is not using it. Instead of using the machine Bob sees that you are trespassing on his property and uses his trusty shotgun to shoot you in half.
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Post Post #438 (isolation #12) » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:11 pm

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I take a time machine and get the yeet out of there and meet Elon Musk.

We have a nice diner and he agrees to send a Falcon 9 over to your house

T-10 until your death...
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Post Post #444 (isolation #13) » Fri May 08, 2020 2:54 pm

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I take a time machine to April 30th 11:15 am, and disguise myself as an officer. Jake was innocent but he knew me from the past and I could not allow that. SC being the only other person who knew my identity was also killed "by accident in the shoot out".
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