TM2020 - Large Theme - Gay Mafia IV: TOWN WIN

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Spoiler: Unformatted VC

pathaleon (4) - davesaz, Almost50, Ankamius, Gammagooey
davesaz (1) - panthaleon
No Lynch (1) - Firebringer

Not voting (3) - kuribo

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch. Deadline is 3/14 at 8PM EST

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Her phone rang.

"Gretttaaaaaa! Baby! Giving you a call! How you doing?"

She rolled her eyes.

"Please don't call me baby, I've asked you--"

"Oh yeah, sure sure, sorry about that honey. Listen, uhhhh, been chatting with some of the bigwigs behind this whole Gay Mafia franchise. They REALLY loved Lady Bird and Little Women, like loved it. Wouldn't stop raving about it."

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"Oh!?"

This could be the major franchise that took her from critic darling to the spotlight! This was her moment.

"But uhhhh, well, they really don't feel like you'd bring the sort of pastiche they're wanting to the picture."

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"Lady Bird literally had all of that."

There's silence on the other end of the phone.

"Like... all of it. Comedy. Deadpan. Tense situations. Focus on minorities. Gay character. Hello?"

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"You haven't even fucking watched Lady Bird, have you? YOU'RE MY AGENT!"

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panthaleon | Greta Gerwig |

Town Director

| Lynched Day 7

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

"It's not exploitative if the scantily clad female character says girl power before she kicks the evil man character, right?" Joss Whedon said to no one in particular. He was putting the finishing edits on his 2nd act for Gay Mafia and clearly it was time to ask the big questions. He completed a sentence with a flourish, throwing his hands away from the keyboard dramatically as if he was playing a piano, and stood up. He flounced heavily to the refrigerator where he had an ice cold bottle of Yoohoo, his chosen treat for when he finished writing for the day. As he tilted the bottle back, a bladed boomerang embedded itself in his chest. As he looked down, a second, smaller boomerang sliced neatly through his carotid artery. As he clasped his palm to his neck, he reflected that in his life, the one main character he never expected to die was himself. The gods are cruel writers.

Ankamius | Joss Whedon |

Town Writer

| Killed Night 7

With 5 alive it's 3 to lynch. Deadline is 3/25 at 5PM EST

[davesaz]

Nice, scum took a gamble and made a mistake.
I had my track left. Should have killed me and tried to win the lylo.
VOTE: kuribo

Should be game over.

[kuribo]

Bullshit bitch

vote: dave

[kuribo]

Y'all do what you want but make sure you neck this motherfucker tomorrow or vig him tonight

[davesaz]

Do I remember correctly you have a double vote?
Wanna make sure everyone else remembers it too.

[kuribo]

It's a one shot double vote that doesn't work in LYLO. My second vote can be split from my first vote and uses a different vote tag.

[kuribo]

You and me both know god damn well no town player waits five days to use a track, uses it on a professed town read, then claims a guilty after begging to be left to LYLO



You've overplayed your fucking hand dude and A50 is gonna shoot you tonight

[kuribo]

I have never fucking once let any piece of shit on this site get away with faking a guilty on me and I'm damn sure not starting today



This is a 1v1.


You and me.


They lynch me today, you had better damn sight get vigged tonight

[kuribo]

Ooooooooh




You cheeky fucker you still have your commute don't you


You're counting on A50 shooting at you and missing so you can call Gamma scum at LYLO

[Almost50]

VOTE: kuribo

- 1 Scum left alive.
- dave claims a guilty on kuribo
- I have a Vig shot
- Scum is either dave or kuribo
- We lynch kuribo
- If he is Town I shoot dave
- IF dave is still alive tomorrow, he is still getting lynched

GG

[Almost50]

@kuribo: That makes no sense. dave claimed a guilty on you. Myself, FB & gooey are now confirmed town (I know you hate the term, but it's a fact). Either dave is legit - you are scum, or he is lying = he is scum.

[kuribo]

@kuribo: That makes no sense. dave claimed a guilty on you. Myself, FB & gooey are now confirmed town (I know you hate the term, but it's a fact). Either dave is legit - you are scum, or he is lying = he is scum.

Dave is scum. He fakes a guilty, commutes so you can't vig him and he's been casting shade on gamma for days now.

[kuribo]

He wouldn't be the first motherfucker to fake a guilty and think he can talk his way out of the target flipping town


Hell, I've BEEN the motherfucker

[Gammagooey]

I'd rather lynch Dave & shoot kuribo given that a)I still think Dave is way summer than kuribo and b)Dave probably still has a commute left

Not voting yet and I've got plans tonight but I'll be around tomorrow

[davesaz]

It’s a guilty. Take the easy road and don’t forget to nominate me for saving the game.

[Gammagooey]

Like honestly I expected exactly this from dave-scum except that he'd fake a guilty on one of ank/almost instead

I also lost the last UT game I played in b/c of a completely unpredictable extra scum kill so I'm more than a bit hesitant to compromise on the order here

[Almost50]

@dave: jjh wants you to explicitly say you tracked kuribo to Ank rather than just imply it.

[kuribo]

Oh please, FL fuckin carried your ass if you get a win here

[Firebringer]

It’s a guilty. Take the easy road and don’t forget to nominate me for saving the game.

Wut

[kuribo]

Like honestly I expected exactly this from dave-scum except that he'd fake a guilty on one of ank/almost instead

I also lost the last UT game I played in b/c of a completely unpredictable extra scum kill so I'm more than a bit hesitant to compromise on the order here

I literally said yesterday that I expected him to fake a guilty while y'all were lynching panth

[Almost50]

Like honestly I expected exactly this from dave-scum except that he'd fake a guilty on one of ank/almost instead

I also lost the last UT game I played in b/c of a completely unpredictable extra scum kill so I'm more than a bit hesitant to compromise on the order here

I dunno what you are talking about. What extra SCUM kill?

Look, mate: We are 5 today. Lynch the guilty and we win. If not, then the guilty was fake and we go for the lying scum in that case. I shoot him. He does = GG. I shoot him and he doesn't die = he still is the lynch in the 3-players LyLo.

Now why lynch the Cop to verify the guilty? And why would anyone fake a guilty BEFORE LyLo/MyLo? Unless you think we started the game with FIVE scums, which is ridiculous in an 18-players setup.

[Almost50]

I literally said yesterday that I expected him to fake a guilty while y'all were lynching panth

Afain: What's the point? If it's a fake guilty it was premature. It was a whole cycle early. It doesn't work.