The Account of Adren the Bard (Discussion)

Post Post #122 (isolation #1) » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:11 pm

In post 118, Pine wrote:
His house is made out of bricks of wombat poop, which is feasible because they poop cubes. Lately all the wombats on his wombat ranch have been pooping out all of the non-cube platonic solids but not cubes, so he can't repair his house. What sort of enchantment is causing these non-cubic wombat droppings?
Haschel, this is why we can't have nice things.

You're telling me that if you saw a wombat poop out a dodecahedron you wouldn't be curious as to what the hell was going on?

Post Post #127 (isolation #2) » Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:13 am

I have only submitted once. This is slander.

EDIT: I have somehow dodged Frozen 2; the idea that I would have only known that fact from a kids movie is also slander.

Post Post #168 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:54 pm

"Barkeep, I'll have an...

...ale, please."
"Okay, but why the pause?"
"Oh, I was born with them."

Post Post #190 (isolation #4) » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:36 am

In post 189, McMenno wrote:can u please name and shame the idiot who thought it'd be funny to put in "attack helicopter"