Dance of the Title Thread: Resurgence in wild?

[vonflare]

Nominate NorwegianboyEE for Toe Assassian

They step on toes and this is mafia scum

nth but only if it includes the spelling mistake

[Papa Zito]

This poor thread.

[popsofctown]

I like the tradition as much as anyone but geez what a dogpile

[Alisae]

Nom NorwegianboyEE for

EEntitled

Nth

[mastina]

That was 5 months ago.

Well if you're expecting different action to be taken five months later compared to last time, you're right!

I'm giving you a rather lengthy time-out from this subforum.

[animorpherv1]

A+ wording right there.

[Jingle]

I'd like to request a title, but not on this site, one of those fancy British ones with an estate and an income. Is Duke of York open?

[popsofctown]

Nom Jingle Cult Following

[popsofctown]

It puns off of advertisers using jingles to garner undue brand loyalty, he runs lots of cult games the appeal of which he has engineered himself, and his current title is pretty blehful

[Pine]

I like it

[Alchemist21]

Is Duke of York open?

It is, but you have to get 10,000 men then march them up to the top of the hill and march them down again.

[Psyche]

I never asked for a specific title though.
I even added some suggestions of titles for other users specifically so i wouldn’t anger the cranky boomers. But i suppose some people just have a compulsive need to complain about everything.

By asking for a title I am now honour bound to anti-nom all titles at you forever.

Titles are a gift. Treat it that way.

Ok, but all in all it's literally just a piece of text under one's username. I get this is feudal Japan and titles are apparently the most honourable thing in existence around here, but no need to get so vindictive just because someone asks if it's cool for them to get a title too.

it's in the op that you shouldn't ask for one

[Gamma Emerald]

Titles here kinda equate to special avatars on my homesite

Except there are actual rules for getting those

[Alisae]

We should switch from giving out titles and making it so that anyone can have any title they want to the avatar fairy thread

[Jingle]

Is Duke of York open?

It is, but you have to get 10,000 men then march them up to the top of the hill and march them down again.

Goddamn coronavirus. First I have to cancel all of my raging parties, now I can't even assemble a mob of people to go on a hike and earn me a place in the nobility of a foreign country.

[Psyche]

we should have even stricter standards for titles and a more orderly process for assigning them

[PenguinPower]

Jingle, by the power granted to me through the Power of Penguins, you are hereby bestowed the rank of Duke of Enderby Land with all powers, titles, and remuneration such a title carries.

May you do the penguins honor.

[popsofctown]

we should have even stricter standards for titles and a more orderly process for assigning them

I'm confused as to whether that's sarcasm or not

[PenguinPower]

As are we all.

[Psyche]

it's not!

[Pine]

Jingle, by the power granted to me through the Power of Penguins, you are hereby bestowed the rank of Duke of Enderby Land with all powers, titles, and remuneration such a title carries.

May you do the penguins honor.

May I have Mac. Robertson Land?

[PenguinPower]

Silly tree. My lands are not meant for your kind.

[Pine]

For this insult, we shall have war. Prepare yourself.

[Pine]

News from the front lines of the North Pole vs South Pole War:

[Nero Cain]

Titles on MafiaScum are gifts. They come from members of the community as a sign of respect and affection for long-standing and/or impactful members. We nominate people to commemorate memorable moments, honor excellent play, or reference distinctive personality traits.