Mini 2150 - Anime SeiyuU-Pick [SHOW'S OVER!]

[Donkey Kong]

Who are you people?

[Donkey Kong]

DK!
DONKEY KONG
DK!
DONKEY KONG IS HERE!!!!!!!!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!

Ah, may? Use the codeword.

I wake up from my nap and suddenly I'm surrounded. I want an explanation for why yall are in my house. I'm retired, I don't need this excitement.

[Donkey Kong]

Wait a second... this isn't my house, this is some pyramid. Are you dudes cultists? How the diddy did I get myself involved in this? I guess I must've sleep walked here.

[Donkey Kong]

Hey hey now, you don't mess with a DK's bananas. Give those back or there's gonna be trouble.

What's this talk about votes anyway? You voting for a cult leader to lead your silly pyramid scheme cult thing?

[Donkey Kong]

I hear someone talking but I can't see their face. Is this a magic trick? I'm scared, I want Diddy.

[Donkey Kong]

I overheard your question, Mikul.

I like to think of myself as more of a wrap.

[Donkey Kong]

IDK

I wake up from my nap and the first thing I hear is this? No you're not. I'm Donkey Kong.

[Donkey Kong]

Is this how this cult treats potential new recruits? Not saying I'm going to join for sure but you're not even trying to convince me. I must admit I like the style of the demon altars though.

What are we voting for?

[Donkey Kong]

Hi, what would you like from me? I've been pretty confused and lost for a while here but none of your colleagues have tried to explain things or help me. I'd just like an explanation for what's going on and what we're doing!

Look, if it's a cult ring for ressummoning Azathoth into the world, I really don't mind. Well, I wouldn't say I don't mind, but the point is that I just want you to be honest with me. I promise not to tell anyone no matter what you dudes are doing here.

[Donkey Kong]

Posts? Content? Maybe it's not your fault I'm here, maybe you

didn't

kidnap me and I really just sleep walked here - although that does sound ridiculous to me... but still! At the very least I'd expect to have someone tell me where I am, or try and sell your business plan to me!

How do you expect to grow as a foundation if you alienate potential recruits? Members will die from old age or sacrifices if you're into that kind of stuff here, but no one will fill that place. So

please

, for the fifth time: What is going on here?

[Donkey Kong]

Did you just say 'exclamation mark-zero' rather than 'ten'? You bothered to use all those extra syllables but not help me out? Why am I not surprised...

Wait, no, the last thing I need to do in an unfamiliar strange environment is make more enemies. Sorry, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I'm Donkey Kong, pleased to be acquainted.

[Donkey Kong]

Sorry, I must've fallen asleep and taken another nap. I feel bad for ignoring you when you were talking to me earlier, uh... I don't even know your name. All I know is that you never seem to stop chugging on that seemingly bottomless can of beer. I hope you don't die of alcohol poisoning, as you're the only one here who's given me a semblance of an explanation!

Anyway, I'm Donkey Kong, nice to meet you. You say there's mafia in here and we need to find them? Mafia infiltrating a cult... this is exciting! I can't believe I'm saying this - maybe I haven't fully woken up yet.

[Donkey Kong]

It's been a looong time since I threw a barrel, but if need be, I can throw one if I spot any of these mafia. I obviously don't think it's you, as it wouldn't make sense for you to ask me to help hunt yourself. What do I need to be on the lookout for? Fedoras and cigars? Or will they be a little more subtle than that?

And one last thing... what's in it for ME?

[Donkey Kong]

Hey! Is that Jintee I see? I think we've met before, dude. It's been far too long... but anyway, how the diddy did you get mixed up with this cult!? It's been insane since I got in here.

I was talking to this girl chugging alcohol but then she stopped listening to me and walked away mid convo which was kinda rude but it's pretty much what everyone's been doing here so what can ya do. I heard you dudes got some mafia infiltrating you or something? I'll see what I can do to help out, man. I've overheard a lot of people talking about this person called mastina, she gives out rad lectures and seminars here? Well, I've heard a little bit of what she has to say myself, and honestly, it's pretty damn clear to me that she has a deep passion and love for this cult. There's like now way that she could be this super secret infliltrating mafia.

[Donkey Kong]

What the diddy?! I don't know who you are but you can't just go around prodding people with that. Why are you carrying that 10 foot pole around with you anyway?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk away.

Oh, hey, guy with blue hair. You want to talk about something? It gets boring sometimes in this place. No windows or doors as far as I can see, so I'm assuming you dudes have some secret entrance or exit. You can tell me where it is you know, I promise not to use it.

[Donkey Kong]

Who are you catching up with?

[Donkey Kong]

Hey, purple haired person, I have found something cool! Or at least overheard soemthings. I've learnt may way around here and I've been eavesdropping... but don't tell anyone!

Anyways, I heard about some of the antics that donkey sheriff pulled earlier. He sounds pretty astute and someone I'd love to meet, I don't think someone like that is the infloltrating mafia you're looking for.

On the other hand, I heard about that masked man, you know, the one wearing that exquisite Tuxedo, and it's pretty damn clear to me that he was playing dumb when he was being interrogated by the old sheriff.

Obviously I didn't see it happen myself so I can only say so much about it, but that's what I think from what I've overheard from other people anyway.

[Donkey Kong]

Oh, how rude of me. I'm Donkey Kong, nice to meet you. I still don't know anyone else's name here, so I'd appreciate if I could hear yours. I knew Jintee but he seems to have disappeared...

[Donkey Kong]

Ouch! Poked yet again by the 10 foot pole. Is it really a problem if I nap for a couple of days? Leave me alone, dude...

Hey, orangey-lady! That's gonna have to be what I call you since you never gave me your name - it's not too late for that by the way! Anyway, what are you doing voting for mastina? Isn't she like one of the leaders of this cult? She even gave a lecture a little while ago, don't tell me you really think she's doing this good work for you dudes while also being a double agent? Stuff like that only happens in the movies.

You should vote for the masked man who seems to have transformed into a cat person. He seems dishonest. That's who I'm voting for! Also, what happens to the person who gets the most votes? I don't actually know...

[Donkey Kong]

He's rude as well. It's sad, but a creature like that should be expelled from our loving community.

Cat person, can you hear me? Mastina is like a cult leader - that's at least the impression I have. Is your vote survivalistic?

[Donkey Kong]

What's up, cultists? I had a dream asking me why I thought mastina would make a good cult leader - it's because of how she's acted during 2020 and her nuanced nuancey thought processes full of nuance.

[Donkey Kong]

Well, that's unfortunate. I knew being voted was a bad thing, but execution? Little harsh in my humble opinion.

[Donkey Kong]

VOTE: catboi

Just to make it clear, I am voting for someone to be

lightly reprimanded

, and not

executed

. Do not count my vote for the execution.

[Donkey Kong]

Here's my audition, dudes:



Let me know if you somehow think I don't deserve the prize even after that.

[Donkey Kong]

Will catchup after skydiving

[Donkey Kong]

Would shoot DK here tbh unless we get something useful out of that slot, which I doubt is happening

Hey, dude, I'm trying my damn best here. I have hunch the Tuxedo/cat person is mafia, and I'm sticking to it.

If you were wondering, my sky diving session went really, really well. I didn't even need a parachute, I just double jumped right before hitting the ground and I was golden. I dunno why you guys let me go off sky diving in the first place, but it's no surprise that you force me back here into the cult right after it ends.

I'm annoyed, if you couldn't hear it in my voice.

[Donkey Kong]

Good luck, Tatsuya. You've poked me a few times with that iron pole, but I know you were only doing it because you loved me.

[Donkey Kong]

I guess we could kick Panzer out of the club for saying he's with a third party organisation and then transitioning that into saying he's working with the cult all along - seems deceptive.

The lady with the green nametag I trust.

VOTE: Panzer

[Donkey Kong]

VOTE: beeboy

I don't know about anyone else, but sounds like beeboy forgot he's only been sleeping at the cult pyramid for 2 nights, and not 3. I suppose when you're constantly sneaking out at night and killing us, the days and nights can start to blend together. Oh dear, oh dear.

[Donkey Kong]

It'd be hard for me to kick anyone but catboi out today. I enjoy the company of jks and Creature in the cult. They've made me feel at home, and I owe them a lot.

MariaR feels very cool as well, although I can tell she has what it takes to fool us all.

[Donkey Kong]

I think Aristophanes and catboi are the remaining mafia within our midsts.

[Donkey Kong]

It's not me! MariaR was going down the minute the guilty came out so all of her actions past that point should be ignored since it's just anti-spew as you mafia experts call it. I'm guessing she's very pleased with herself right now for making it look like a "bus for towncred" as someone out it.

I AM THE MAILMAN. I know this is a shocking reveal so just sit back and relax to hear the rest. I also have an ability where I target someone in the day and get a private room to talk to them with during nightime. I told the man with a 10ft pole I was targeting Tipsy on day 1. During night 1, I told Tipsy I was a friendly neighbour that was targeting her on that night, and told her to "crumb" on day 2 whether she successfully recieved my mail. If she didn't receive the mail, her first post on day 2 should start with "well", otherwise start it with anything else. At the same time, I messaged Jacko that DK and Tipsy were masons and that we'll post "well" as out first word on day 2 to corroborate this. Tipsy posted "well", and then I did...

Jacko seemed to buy this, as he stopped pushing me the next day and all was well. ALSO, neither Tipsy or I died dyring following nights so I think he's safe. The reason I suspected Tipsy is because everyone magically stopped pushing me, despite me being very easy Bait, like a barrel filled with bananas. I suspected it was because Tipsy thought I was unusable due to being a clearable role and that there wasn't any point. She must have relayed my role to the mafia who then stopped trying to mispunish me.

Ari seems to have guiltied MariaR though, so he's

probably

clear assuming this isn't some Bowser Brain Galaxy Play.

On days 2 and 3, I forgot to use my private room maker ability. On night 2, I told jks(?) that DK was town and that the sender is a JOAT with cop, mailman, and one other ability. On night 3, I told Creature DK was town but I can't remember what else I wrote in it. My word limit is 10 btw which is why I'm so concise in them.

I think the remaining mafia is Creature or catboi. Are mafia able to multitask? I'll target Ari or someone else tonight with stuff if that can clear me.

[Donkey Kong]

I guess I do have a terrifying presence.

[Donkey Kong]

That's right!

[Donkey Kong]

No idea.

[Donkey Kong]

VOTE: MariaR

[Donkey Kong]

(=^-ω-^=) Outside of role related stuff I can find reasons to call other people town where I obviously can't do that for DK

Why not? Were you sent by The Man to sabotage me?

[Donkey Kong]

Aristophanes told me whether or not the cat dude survived the night would be very telling with regards to his allegiance with the cult or the mafia. Were we expecting him to die last night?

[Donkey Kong]

(－‸ლ) If he'd just asked me...

1. I targeted jks because after looking at day 1 VCs I felt Battle Mage was probably not teamed with maria
2. DK sent me his mailman message last night (idk why me of all people)

Are you a doctor or some protective? Why would you pay jks a home visit over Ari who was most definitely not aligned with mafia based on the guilty?

[Donkey Kong]

Oh, I forgot he claimed bulletproof, but still, you believed he was unlimited bulletproof, really? Ari dying is the only thing that makes sense over you given your claim, which is exactly why you killed him. If it's not you then

shrug

, you're the one who quickvoted so whatever.

VOTE: catboi

[Donkey Kong]

Ari didn't "leave instructions" to me in our private room, he just mentioned you dying/staying alive would be telling for your alignment. It kinda sucks for you if you're mafia, because my number 1 reason for thinking you are mafia is for what your predecessor did (falling for a transparently fake dayvig), but it is what it is.

[Donkey Kong]

You sound agitated, cat person. Is everything alright with you? If you're in distress, I can drop you some calming GIFs - and by that I mean open up my laptop and show you them on a screen, because we're all in the same room in this cult of course.

I don't think all this anger is genuine, cat dude.

[Donkey Kong]

If you're town you should probably unvote. Either way, I can tell that you're frustrated and your head is hot but I'm here for you. Just close your eyes, imagine the Donkey Kong rap, and everything will be alright, cat dude. You feel me?

[Donkey Kong]

Apparently I'm kinda cleared because there needs to be a roleblocker/something else that Titus was talking about for mafia to explain for a previous night. I'm confirmed to not only be a messenger, but also a night PT maker. You think I'm mafia Mailman PT Maker Roleblocker. Uh huh dude.

Unvote if you're town. Otherwise, keep doing what you're doing but I don't appreciate the AtE if that's the case.

[Donkey Kong]

Are you an alt or a main, cat guy?

[Donkey Kong]

I've always wanted to be in a 1v1 before against mafia in a lylo, this is exciting. You better actually be mafia and not town or I'll give you a stern glance post game, okay?

Alright, so do I show some bravado or confidence here? Or should I dish out some roasts?

Hey catboi, you're such a weeb, I can see an aura of final forms surrounding you.
Did I do it right?

[Donkey Kong]

Oh yeah, for some reason I had it in my head it was lylo even though I know there's 1 mafia left alive. Ignore me.

Unsure about the cat dude, but I'm leaning towards the AtE being fake, or maybe I just want to believe that and not believe that he can actually get so mad over an internet forum game and at someone who's just messing around and trying to have fun.

[Donkey Kong]

Are you an alt or a main, cat guy?

[Donkey Kong]

UNVOTE: catboi

I thought about it and I think catboi going all out on tunneling me doesn't make sense given it's not even lylo. I flip town, and then he has to do it all over again but in a worsened position the next day. I want the rage to fake and not believe I've made someone so upset, but sadly I think he's for real.

[Donkey Kong]

*want the rage to be fake

All of my dumbslips are legit, cat dude. I've barely been following the game and my being lost is 100% genuine. I joined for the memes and to shitpost ya know.

[Donkey Kong]

Are any of you cultists big fans of Donkey Kong Country Returns? It was one of my biggest gigs back in the day. Just let me know if you're a fan and I'll know you're not mafia, because anyone who likes it must have a pure soul.

[Donkey Kong]

Ari didn't "leave instructions" to me in our private room, he just mentioned you dying/staying alive would be telling for your alignment

Why did you target catboi with your role last night if you expected he would die?

I didn't expect him to die. Why does it even matter who I target last night anyway?

Eh, Chronos??

[Donkey Kong]

I'd like a letter, as I say DK. It would please me greatly!

Did Aristophanes tell you not to do this overnight, by the way? Because given his role, he was probably trying to confirm your flavour here.

He didn't mention anything about it in our private room.

[Donkey Kong]

Is this scum theatre?

It's probably Creature because of this.

[Donkey Kong]

I find it amusing that you three are voting in a triangle right now.

[Donkey Kong]

Oh nvm

[Donkey Kong]

Sigh, what do I do? I joined this cult to meme but would feel bad if I got it wrong here because I've barely been overhearing conversations. Maybe I should just sheep whoever I think is town. I think cat dude is town based on our "1v1".

Personally, Creature gives me the worst vibes and I think him asking "is this scum theatre?" was fake. But this probably yields higher chances than my close to random take, so, in the shepherd I trust:

VOTE: Titus

[Donkey Kong]

I think the mafioso was expecting today to be me and went for cultreading me for some juicy cultcred. Bit of a miscalculation there lol

jks misinterpreting Misty's intention to vig shoot me and catching his mistake now seems culty. But why'd you only notice now, jks? Why did you go back to reread that, and what changed from the last time you saw it?

[Donkey Kong]

Wait, are you actually suggesting you think there's scum motivation in missing the context behind that post when looking at it in isolation?

Maybe.

[Donkey Kong]

hey dk do you mind answering why you gave me mail if you thought ari wasn't going to die

No specific reason, just felt like it. I didn't realise I was supposed to mail Ari for flavour-finding reasons or whatever. He didn't mention it in our private room.

[Donkey Kong]

Are you an alt or a main, cat guy?

Mostly just curious.

[Donkey Kong]

Also, Donkey Kong, I did you fucking dirty and I want to say I'm sorry for that.. I said a bunch of mean stuff to you and called you names, and then when you turned around and tried to actually play a little, I ended up quickhammering you, less than a day after I actually towncased you. That was incredibly shit of of me to do.

That's alright, bud. It's an emotional game and it just gets like that sometimes. Unlucky at the end, I thought it was Titus too.