Umlaut v. Datisi - Page 4

Umlaut · 2020-07-03T05:12:55+00:00

Someone play me! Max 3 days per move. Game 1 [White "White: Umlaut"] [Black "Black: Datisi"] [Result "Result: 1-0"] 1. c4 d6 2. Nc

Umlaut
Umlaut Jack of All Trades
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Post Post #75 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:59 am

Post by Umlaut » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:59 am

Not at all the move I was expecting but that's okay!

4... dxe4

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Datisi
Datisi he/him, it/its Drawn from Memory
Datisi he/him, it/its: Drawn from Memory; Drawn from Memory; Posts: 26008; Joined: March 28, 2019; Pronoun: he/him, it/its; Location: Croatia

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Post Post #76 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:07 pm

Post by Datisi » Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:07 pm

i had like
a plan or something

5. Bd2

I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”

~M

Umlaut
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Post Post #77 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:58 pm

Post by Umlaut » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:58 pm

5... Nf6

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Datisi
Datisi he/him, it/its Drawn from Memory
Datisi he/him, it/its: Drawn from Memory; Drawn from Memory; Posts: 26008; Joined: March 28, 2019; Pronoun: he/him, it/its; Location: Croatia

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Post Post #78 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:07 pm

Post by Datisi » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:07 pm

6. Ng3

I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”

~M

Umlaut
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Post Post #79 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:47 pm

Post by Umlaut » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:47 pm

6... Qxd4

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Datisi
Datisi he/him, it/its Drawn from Memory
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Post Post #80 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:21 am

Post by Datisi » Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:21 am

lol oops

7. a3

I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”

~M

Umlaut
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Post Post #81 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:08 am

Post by Umlaut » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:08 am

I mean I don't think I can hold the e4 pawn anyway so it's not so bad.

7... Bc5

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Datisi
Datisi he/him, it/its Drawn from Memory
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Post Post #82 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:17 am

Post by Datisi » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:17 am

8. Nb5

I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”

~M

Umlaut
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Post Post #83 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:06 am

Post by Umlaut » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:06 am

8... Qxf2#

That was a bit shorter than the last game

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Datisi
Datisi he/him, it/its Drawn from Memory
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Post Post #84 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:12 am

Post by Datisi » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:12 am

me, trying to set up a fork by playing Nb5 only to get checkmated by Qxf2#:

I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”

~M

Umlaut
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Post Post #85 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:02 am

Post by Umlaut » Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:02 am

I mean you threatened my queen and successfully forced me to move it so you got me there

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Isis
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Post Post #86 (ISO) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:53 pm

Post by Isis » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:53 pm

I am seeing a turn labelled "8" and hearing that you guys are done with the game!??!?!?

"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"

Umlaut
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Post Post #87 (ISO) » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:21 am

Post by Umlaut » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:21 am

In post 86, Isis wrote:I am seeing a turn labelled "8" and hearing that you guys are done with the game!??!?!?

Yeah, it happens.

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,

and the other kind,

’ and those who

don’t

say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs