Umlaut v. GeorgeBailey

[GeorgeBailey]

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[GeorgeBailey]

I have the chess season pass so I might as well use it

[GeorgeBailey]

Sounds gud

d4

[GeorgeBailey]

Knight? Great choice.
1. d4 Nf6 2. c4

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 Nc3

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 Nc3 Bb4 Qd3

[GeorgeBailey]

My knight is actually Neutral, I promise it wont attack anything.

[GeorgeBailey]

Oh god oh fuck I forgot about this too

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O Bg5

I realized why I was avoiding this

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 Qg3

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 c5

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1

[GeorgeBailey]

ok lets play chicken

[GeorgeBailey]

sorry, I had, uh, life things.

They were happening.


1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 Nh3


also, yeah, white, whoever that is, get with the program.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4

Bonjour! I am currently incredibly sick. So let's see if I can win this lmao.


And happy birthday Isis!

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 Ng5
I feel a lot better now, thank you.

Let's get this show on the road.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 Qe4
gonna. uh. backup. with my queen-up.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 e3

bringing the brawn with my pawn

[GeorgeBailey]

and Queen up is a book on amazon and I was totally referencing that

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 Qf3
You're being kinda mean, to my queen

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 h4
SWAN SONG WITH MY PAWN

.... song?

[GeorgeBailey]

i didn't see that move

[GeorgeBailey]

who knew a queen could move to the right

[GeorgeBailey]

I'm gonna take my move tomorrow, cause I don't wanna lose on Christmas.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 Qg3

Uh, Don't... took.... my rook....??

please

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 16. Qg3 Ne4 Be2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with my bishop

[GeorgeBailey]

hey george, any reason you didn't play bh6?

(around the earlier stages of the game)

Because I don't really know what i'm doing tbh

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 16. Qg3 Ne4 17. Be2 Bxe2 Rd2

[GeorgeBailey]

wait is this checkmate?

I'm fucked

[GeorgeBailey]

I should have just fucking castled AAAAAAAAAAA

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 16. Qg3 Ne4 17. Be2 Bxe2 18. Rd2 Nxg3 g3

[GeorgeBailey]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 16. Qg3 Ne4 17. Be2 Bxe2 18. Rd2 Nxg3 19. g3 Bxc4 Rc2

[GeorgeBailey]

I asked my gf "Which side do you think I am"

"I wanted to think Black, and then I thought White.... Because it looks more timid?"

I hate this game

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qd3 O-O 5. Bg5 d6 6. Qg3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Rd1 Nbd7 9. Nh3 Ne4 10. Qf4 Nxg5 11. Ng5 e5 12. Qe4 Qxg5 13. e3 Nf6 14. Qf3 Bg4 15. h4 Qh5 16. Qg3 Ne4 17. Be2 Bxe2 18. Rd2 Nxg3 19. g3 Bxc4 20. Rc2 Rad8 Kf2

[GeorgeBailey]

Ok I'm resigning. I made too many bad moves to recover. GG Umlaut.

[GeorgeBailey]

Gg. Thank you. I tried to play more aggressively and made dumb decisions. I think you played really well and I enjoyed playing with you.

[GeorgeBailey]

ayy sure.

1 = i'm white

2 = i'm black

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5

Sorry sonic, I uh.

Got lost.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4

[GeorgeBailey]

well fuck

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bd2

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5

[GeorgeBailey]

T_T

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 d5

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5

Sorry for the absence,

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6

[GeorgeBailey]

Damn, I should have made Draft picks on who would win the tourny.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O

[GeorgeBailey]

I kept delaying this cause I legit had no idea wtf to do.

But I finally found the best move.

[GeorgeBailey]

Forward facing Stirner has been a blessing ever since I found it

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6

[GeorgeBailey]

After doing an astronomical think for many weeks

I have reached a full transcendence in chess playing. Here is my move:



1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4

sorry umlaut

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bh5

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bxh5 15. Rxh5 h5

still chugging along on life support

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxd2 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bxh5 15. Rxh5 h5 16. Qh6 Kf7

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4+ 5. Bd2 Bxd2+ 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bxh5 15. Rxh5 h5 16. Qh6 Kf7 17. e6+ e6

wait was that checkmate?

[GeorgeBailey]

Oh it was! GG.

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4+ 5. Bd2 Bxd2+ 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bxh5 15. Rxh5 h5 16. Qh6 Kf7 17. e6+ Ke7

Well. That does look like... a move.

[GeorgeBailey]

I am so sorry I think this is the best move

[GeorgeBailey]

1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. d4 e6 4. c4 Bb4+ 5. Bd2 Bxd2+ 6. Qxd2 f5 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nc3 c6 9. Bd3 b5 10. Bxf5 g6 11. Bd3 O-O 12. Nf3 d6 13. h4 Bg4 14. h5 Bxh5 15. Rxh5 h5 16. Qh6 Kf7 17. e6+ Ke7 18. Qg7+ Ke6