Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Game Over
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>where am I
You're in the Vogon Hold.
>inventory
You have:
no tea
The Hitchhiker's Guide
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a towel
a loose pile of junk mail
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver
your gown (being worn)
It looks like your gown contains:
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
pocket fluff
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>look around
Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
There is a satchel here.
Ford is in the corner, snoring loudly.
Along one wall is a tall dispensing machine.
In the corner is a glass case with a switch and a keyboard.
It looks like the glass case contains:
an atomic vector plotter
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>Grab satchel
Taken.
>put junk mail in satchel
Inspection reveals that the satchel isn't open.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ekonfiml mp wimbr girbx jw culp ofudd tefto soshorki si sfudzit oirbeftoshzitl mchotruimbi sosh oo tthau na rkontoyimbi le ha b oefti lcavi simbzitollgryimbz z ocavp wquifimollu ne hirbkwaerl okwai lfimtoytruerlimbimba ro t oi szitimbkonimbquivupfudkonirb oollcavkwaa rtoyollcava bimbeft oi ss ga boshe he hulpo sorktha."
>Inspect tall dispensing machine
The dispenser is tall, has a button at around eye-level, and says "Babel Fish" in large letters. Anything dispensed would probably come out the slot at around knee-level. It bears a small label which reads "Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation."
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Efimi lgryimbd tw ctoyollerlcav oo sorkcaveftfudosho su nimbqui ooshw culpe hvupollfimimbo td t oerli stoyx ji sl merlimbthahuv oirbu ngrytruu nl mkonimbo terl ogryx jwrofima bw culpkwao tflu owrotrus gfudtruirbwrow cthar g ou nkono to ta bkwao tvupi le h oefti leftkono terla bwrod tw c ol mimbw ceftkonollvupgryfudl m."
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>wait
There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.
>wait
There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.
>smell
(darkness)
You can see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing, taste nothing, and are not entirely certain who you are.
>follow shadow
I'm not convinced you're allowed to be playing with this computer.
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>smell
(darkness)
It does smell a bit. There's something pungent being waved under your nose. Your head begins to clear. You can make out a shadow moving in the dark.
>examine shadow
The shadow is vaguely Ford Prefect-shaped.
Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
Along one wall is a tall dispensing machine.
In the corner is a glass case with a switch and a keyboard.
It looks like the glass case contains:
an atomic vector plotter
Ford removes the bottle of Santraginean Mineral Water which he's been waving under your nose. He tells you that you are aboard a Vogon spaceship, and gives you some peanuts.
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>grab satchel
Ford says, "Hey, Arthur, keep your hands off my satchel!"
>Open satchel
You can't. It's not yours. It's Ford's and it's private.
You begin to feel distinctly groggy.
>put junk mail into satchel
Inspection reveals that the satchel isn't open.
You begin to feel indistinctly groggy.
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>Press button on dispenser
That sentence isn't one I recognise.
>press dispenser button
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and through a small hole in the wall, just under a metal hook.
Ford yawns. "Matter transference always tires me out. I'm going to take a nap." He places something on top of his satchel. "If you have any questions, here's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Footnote 14). Ford lowers his voice to a whisper. "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you'll never be able to finish the game without consulting the Guide about lots of stuff." As he curls up in a corner and begins snoring, you pick up The Hitchhiker's Guide.
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