Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

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/In as a stranger if another game gets posted

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Ah damn I was hoping you'd ask someone some questions about that and see what stories come out xD
So to give the full story here, my grandma is an extra actress, shes done a few adverts and TV shows, the spanking from a rapper was in the music video Dirtee Disco by Dizzee Rascal and then the Britney Spears one was part of a sketch on Alan Carr Chatty Man where he got Britney to go round his crew and whip them for not working hard enough

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For those of you who are into watching Grandma's getting Spanked and Whipped


Spanking at 1:30


She's only in this one for like a second but it's at 2:10

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/In as a Stranger

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When I was about 10, my older brother was making me some "ice cream" but actually gave me Mash covered in chocolate sauce as a prank

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Urm... If Saladman isn't playing, is it okay to swap them out with someone?

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Go StrangerCoug for subbing in!!!

Also doubledip and I wasn't included, was my lie that bad? xD haha

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Met Ron Weasley at a local music festival that I was performing magic at and went over to him to show him a trick

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Correct!!!

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/In for both

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Oh, to go into a bit more detail about mine
I used to help organise a local music festival and I didn't know until the day but Rupert Grint lived quite close to us and his sister was a singer in one of the bands we had, whilst at the festival I went around doing magic tricks and then I heard about Rupert and just couldn't pass up the opportunity, did him a cool trick in which I made small balls multiply in his hands and then disappear and then reappear in my mouth, it was quite fun.

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Thanks for playing Something_Smart. I don't know you, but I'm sure you have great stories about the lake house and feel free to share more. Sorry to put the story on the evil side but it sounds like a horror story in the making.

Wait, if you don't know them....how on earth did you guess their identity at random? xD

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I got my teacher fired and they had a heart attack from the shock and died

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CreativeMod1, I've been a huge fan of yours ever since lemon pancakes. You are a bright shining star in MishMash and I'm glad you call this land your home now. Please keep modding. I like your style. We need good mods and you fit the bill.

You're so nice, thank you <3 I was still massively robbed in that challenge, like Lemon Pancakes are a thing and Awoo is wrong xD

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Dang, I mean he worked out my grandma without even asking anything haha

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My mum shouted about it, wasn't happy at all, depressingly that's probably why I remember this so much :/

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For full story on how I killed my teacher...

When I was in year 4 (so aged about 7 or 8) and I had this teacher who didn't like me very much and treated me differently to the other kids, very small petty things such as taking away rewards from me and taking birthday sweets given to me by another student. After a lot of complaining he eventually made me miss swimming classes as a punishment because he was annoyed about all the complaints.
That day I was pulled out of the school and I went to a different school, a few weeks later I had heard that he got fired from the school, had a heart attack from the shock and died. I then saw another kid from that school who called me a murderer for killing their favourite teacher

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Oh also

/In as stranger xD (although I'm sure Ariel knows this given that I've given her a list of like 4 more identities xD)

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Lol, I didn't even know the song, however I did Google it in prep for a question xD

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When I was 4 years old, they had a kids club I went to. In a soft padded play area there was a bolt in the floor that was exposed. Cracked my head open on it.

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Lol, dunno what made my story so unbelievable xD

Full story makes it even worse for the fitness center, the play room that we were allowed into was just reopened and we were the first group back in after another injury, there was loads of soft walls and padding everywhere except from 1 bolt that was missed. I was playing on a hand swing thing when I fell off and landed on the bolt cracking my head open.
To make matters worse they didn't call an ambulance but instead called my mum to take me to the hospital (Which would be standard over here because free health-care) and then afterwards the fitness center barely spoke to my parents for about a year until a new manager took over (we still at this point didn't even know how I had hurt my head) When the new manager came in they let us see the room and we found out what caused the injury, we sued them but settled it out of court for £4,000 which I wasn't allowed to touch until I was 18.

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Good game.

Sorry my suing was a rough one, I probably should've worded it better :/

Also I'm gonna make it a thing to give more details in answering questions, upon further thought I don't think giving 1 line answers is probably very helpful.

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Hello Ariel, thanks for having me on the show *waves to the camera*

Lets start off by splitting them as I'm sure that'll help somewhat haha

-Know-it-all paramedic kid (As a 13-year-old, talked a paramedic out of giving them an IV in an ambulance)
-Hygiene obsessed runaway (Ditched their family in the middle of a family vacation in order to attend the Museum of Hygiene by themselves)
-Future shady accountant (Enjoyed buying financial ledger books as a child)
-Piss-In-Boots (Their childhood cat got its name after an accident in the bathroom)
-Who broke the kids hearts? (Their mom hates the song Who Let the Dogs Out so much that she banned her students from singing it)
-Should've gone to specsavers (Wore glasses while riding a roller coaster at Knoebels and lost them mid-ride)

-Park Life! (Collects stamps at national parks as a hobby)
-On your feet to a beat (Likes socks so much that they've written poetry about them)
-Dealing with the elite (Once spent most of a day attempting to make a deal with a multimillionaire)
-Ewwww U (Owns every season of Stargate that matters (No SGU))
-Run Barefoot, Run! (Ran an impromptu half marathon barefoot)
-Feeling Lucky? Punk. (While playing a game with friends, rolled 6 sixes at once with only 6 dice, winning the game)

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Alrighty, brb, lets go stalking some GTKAS threads xD

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Just gonna get my gut read out of the way

I think Xofelf was very lucky in their DnD rolls and they got 6 6's with 6 dice. Which would fit cos they're very evil tehehe

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Xofelf rolled 666

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Ugh, this is what I get for trying to be cocky haha

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Okay, lets get some questions going

Ari, tell me about this half marathon, would love to know how you got involved and why you were barefoot

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Hey Ari <3 <3 <3

So, I think this sounds believable, the vibe I got from the identity was that it wasn't an actual marathon event so the fact that you didn't talk about an event makes me believe you

Ari had a barefoot run

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Ah dang it, I'm not very good at this haha xD

Okay lets use some assistance

Let us Tri-dentity the multimillionaire, this one is important cos the correct stranger might be rich and it'll be important to know who I should buddy up to

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As I'm a bit behind, and it'll make it a bit fun...

Using 3 questions, Meme, Nadine and Xofelf.
Imagine I am the multimillionaire (oh how much I wish this was true)
Sell my your idea/product/whatever it is we're trying to make a deal on.

Full on Dragons Den/Shark Tank style!

And then tell me what came of these talks

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Okay this I want to see

*popcorn.gif*

Look, if I'm gonna suck at this game, I'm gonna suck in style xD

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I think I'm gonna go for

Captain Meme

I feel like the making a deal with a millionaire was a smart phrasing by meme to hide that it was actually making a deal in a board game, also I don't quite understand what Nahdia is saying

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do UK universities not have meal plans or something? imagine, not having your access to food tightly regulated by a system of swipes and points granted from your learning insitution.

I know that 1 of the halls at my uni did have a cafeteria and you could get meals as part of paying for your rent, but generally nope, for us all you're paying the uni for is for the actually studying. You'd pay rent and food separately.

Anyways, I want a Sock Poem from someone

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Ari could you please give me 3 poems about socks (I say 3 because the identity makes it sound like more than 1)

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I have no idea if this is your identity or not but that first poem was absolutely beautiful <3

Sod it, lets go for

Ari liked socks a bit too much

If I'm wrong then it gives me another question to request more sock poems from other players xD

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Lets get some more Sock poems going xD

Nahdia can I get 3 sock poems please

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I love a haiku
Nahdia does them so well

Guess Nadhia's Socks

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I'm so sorry, some irl stuff happened and I completely forgot about this

Lets double dip Equinox and Xofelf doing Sock Poetry

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Xof, I expect some of the best damn sock poetry I've ever seen!!! And I've seen Ari's sock poetry

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i hate socks.

How much do you hate socks? enough to run a half-marathon barefoot???

Nadia could you please tell me about this half-marathon and why you were barefoot

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Nadine really hates socks and won't even wear them to go out running

I feel like there's a lot more detail in this one then in Nadine's millionaire deal so I think this is true

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...sigh, I suppose that's an okay poem xD

Alright lets make some guesses and save up some questions for the other half

Guess Ari loves Stargate

If correct

Guess Equinox loves parks

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Whoop whoooop

I wanna hear some SG1 facts from Ari and a picture of this stamp collection from Equinox and what the roll was from Sirius haha

As for the other half, let's start off with another risk it for a biscuit and let's go for

Haschel loved financial ledgers

Why? Because it sounds like such a Haschel thing haha

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Shhh, I was being kind xD

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Dang it, okay so I have 1 guess left and 6 questions

Really, I just wanted to bank 1 more question so that I can say...

All remaining strangers! Lemme hear your piss purrfect childhood cat names, I really hope they're not too shitty

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When he was a kitten, he got locked in the bathroom. When we found him, he had spilt talcum powder everywhere. So he got named Malcolm Talcum.

I'm going for this one.

It's got the least detail out of all of them but it kinda works the best and I'm a sucka for rhyming stuff

Malcolm Talcum is N's cat's name!

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Lets go for:

Haschel - Museum of Hygiene
Lilith - Who let the dogs out
Pablito - Ledger Books
Smart - Ambulance
Stranger - Roller coaster

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Holy wow.....I should've started on the other half xD hahaha

The bottom half was just too interesting and fun though