Open 800 - Donner Party | Game Over

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I fucking hate secret alts, can we just kill that?

What do you mean,

no?

/sigh

Guess I'll read.

I think I've only played with Gams and bowl before.

The rest? Be ready for hatefucking. See you soon~

Pedit: WHAT'S UP YOU UGLY SUMBITCH!

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VOTE: Chaos Triforce

GuEsSiNg WhO tHe SeCrEtS aRe UpSeT mE

Fucking die, thanks. More at 11.

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>bitching about fluff
>bitching about bitching about fluff
>more fluff

YO SUPERBOWL DID YOU RAND SCUM WITHOUT ME!?

>posturing
>"u suk" "no u"

I literally have nothing to say on p 12. That's a problem.

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Aristophanes. Get back here and sort some shit.

I believe in you.

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Lol uh sure...

I'll be around dw

I'm not worried. I want to eliminate you from my scum pool, but in order to do that I need to see you work.


Superbowl is town.

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YO SUPERBOWL DID YOU RAND SCUM WITHOUT ME!?

You’ll know if you’re dead by tomorrow

I see this specifically coming from scum more than town.

-norbear

Scuuuuuuuuuuuum shaaaaaaaaaaaade

Bowl is undoubtedly town.

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Why isn't he?

Like, case it out for me.

I want to see if you're magically taking thing south when you should be going north.

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Thomas told me so

Okay.

Why?

I think those two slots could be w/w .

Why not?

Your team is bowl/triforce?

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FUCKING CASE WHY IT DOESN'T

WHY AM I SAYING THE SAME FUCKING THING TO THREE PEOPLE

Pedit: you're truly just making an effort to shit in my salad rn, aren't you? Read his reply, then my response, to that question.

Jesus, Lord in Heaven, give me strength.

Pedit2: You are all literally the worst.

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My townread is meta based. Bowl and I won a scum game together not terribly long ago, and my looking back on it and comparing the two is night and day different. Shit ain't hard.

Still no bowl case.

Not interested in the pissing contest.

I'll check back in after I DM my DnD game tonight.

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Literal paragraphs of pissyfit crying.

Makes fun for not engaging

that.

Imagine. Tom might be town, jury's out tho.

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Guillotina doesn't like me. Am the saddest.

Finishing up session, see you tomorrow.

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Just hope there is a vig in the game that vigs him.

That's fake.

But my posts are garbage, don't mind me.

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Gamma isn't the droid we're looking for imo.

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Gamma isn't the droid we're looking for imo.

Can you elaborate on this?

I'm not getting a single scum ping from the meta with Scum!Gamma.

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VOTE: Aristophanes

I asked. Now I'm telling. Come play the game you signed up for.

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Ah fuck they're v/la I forgot.

VOTE: pob long

Same reason.

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Oh shit it's almost like I immediately noticed that when I looked up at the vote count again.

Wild.

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VOTE: Chaos Triforce

They literally have hydra partners.

There's no planet where "tHeRe'S a ViG?" isn't a fake town slip.

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I hate all of you.

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Thomas, a request and a demand.

Request: please use spoiler tags when you're going to ISO dump in a post. I don't need to re-read 20+ posts just to see you reply with like two lines of whatever.

Demand: Stop saying lynch. We use eliminate here. Acclimate yourself. I'm a little surprised the moderator hasn't said anything, but they might only be skimming for votes. It's an offensive word and it'd behoove you to get it in your head not to use it. Thaaaaanks~

Gamma: Why wouldn't I take moderated games into consideration? It's part of your meta.

Pob long: elaborate.

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I believe I've given every read I have.

Is there something specific you're looking for?

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Yeah, when I'm modding I don't *typically* also play other games, so I read everything as it happens. It's a fun little insight.

Pedit: heh

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this is the game where chucklip is scum right? why arent we wagoning that? who am i voting?

You didn't have to get sassy with me, just tell me I missed your post and I'll go "my goodness, slipped my mind" and get to it. Sheesh.

VOTE: Chaos Triforce

They literally have hydra partners.

There's no planet where "tHeRe'S a ViG?" isn't a fake town slip.

except its not a townslip at all because its an open setup and town can see the info as easily as anyone. its just noraa proving she doesnt know how to read setup info

mmm I disagree strongly, ma'am. But you're entitled to your opinion.

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i just dont see how not knowing theres a vig would indicate someone is town. thats kinda a prerequisite for something being a townslip

Scums more likely to know the setup? It's an angleshoot, but I've seen plenty and most of them are this bad.

also first that wasnt sassy. ill show you sassy if you dont give me the respect im entitled to. and when i do get sassy with you i recommend not lying to me.

How dare you call me disrespectful. I know a woman and she has told me I'm a very honorable person. So p'shaw to your accusations of anything otherwise. Harumph! (Read as: I was just prodding you. Yikes.)

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Hey. Hey Tayl0r. Heeeeeey.

ah, a townslip?

Legit happened a second time. Chaos is town.

See? I told you so I told you so.

People do these "town slip" things all the time.

They're absolutely bullshit. At least this one is.

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Look at Triforce trying to turn the fake townslip around.

That's cute.

Yeet it into the sun, please.

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I skip every post you make bigger than like four lines.

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Ohhh cool.

VOTE: DoubtingThomas

Bye.

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What is this if not AtE bud.

Nobody wants Chaos today, so I will continue that campaign on the morrow. Maybe I'll write a whole thing.

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erbow

Don't you ever call me chucklip, erbow.

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She does. Isn't it

rude?

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Why is this wishy washy bullshit still breathing in my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Intent to not hammer erbow.

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I fucking promise you erbow flips green.

This iiiiiiiiis super dumb.

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this could be a scum who has TMI on superb being non-scum?

Or, again, meta and understanding.

Comprehension goes a long fucking way.

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I have very recent scum win meta with erbow.

This... ain't it. You're barking up the wrong tree.

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tina, I'm not doing that. That's work I've no interest in performing.

Thomas, you're an asshole and really don't have to talk about people like that. Just a thought.

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bare

My content is very clothed tyvm.

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VOTE: Chaos Triforce

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Noraa is on the record as someone who fakes town slips as scum

One sentence.

Also I like Pobs energy.

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How

does

Chaos know whats going on right now (four question marks.)? Pobs over here asking the tough questions.

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Have I posted enough times in a row to be noticed yet, Senpai-san!? (Longhand emoji)

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Crisis of faith. That's a bold statement.

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I was being facetious.

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They're just really boisterous words for "my reads are/may be changing." Seemed like a lot so I acted like it was a

really bold

thing to say.

hee haw

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What are your reads rn?

Remind me.

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Why are you the way that you are?

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:/
Dude I don’t wanna high effort rn. Just give me the scoop.

I had some town reads and some scum reads.

Is there a particular person you want to talk about?

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I just wanna know where you’re at, since I’m inclined to put weight into your opinions rn

Please specify task.

I'm not ranking the player list.

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Just you, Noraa, and now Goof. I am amongst the wild in this player list.

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Eyyyy

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Can we get some Triforce votes, please?

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Is playing dumb a town tell?

Yes it's 3:1:1. Apparently scum lies in Gammas town reads.

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Right. Vanilla Town.

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I would if I understood them lol

I'm fucking cackling.

Answer them tho

WHY

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Pob?

?

HOW LUCKY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHY

There's a question mark there. That's three questions.

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My interpretation is he want to know why his name came up, how lucky Ari thinks we are, and why he has to look for a potential scum partner when found one in Ari.

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Sorry, how lucky Ari thinks that Ari specifically is.

I misread that one.

cat brings up an excellent question.

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I'm game for no lynch.

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I don't think either of you/Ari should claim who of the three you're targeting unless you think there's some advantage to tandeming? It's not my role so I haven't thought about how a roleblock kill combo could be pro/anti town.

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Well, actually, Ari couldn't have eaten the roleblocker unless the real roleblocker blocked him n1 and then proceeded to say fuck all about it and died n2? So, I mean it's possible but it doesn't sound particularly plausible to me. I would have gone full steam on Ari D2 if he had just taken my role block (especially after you claimed) and I can't say I remember anyone who died last night that had that kind of agenda. Have I forgotten something?

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Man we're all still talking huh?

I have to remember to sig this after the game. So good.

I don't see any Ari-hate from Johnny. I'll check the other two later but I really don't think I'll find anything.

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why couldn't guillo have been RB?

I hadn't really considered that, but that'd mean they stopped a kill. Who would they have blocked? Aristo?

at least, I do think he looks better than chkflip

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

ok seriously what the fuck does pob want

i`m not answering this way too personal question.

Here I am shitting my pants laughing again.

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If Guillo was hit by both teams as role blocker I imagine either scum knows Ari is lying or scum would counterclaim and I'm not seeing any of the latter here.

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Then it sort of solves itself or no

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If scum knows Ari is lying they nk him?

wdym how

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We're crossing into WIFOM bullshitville, idk

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eh okay
do you think I'm being bad by TRing catboi here?

Why cat over pob?

I mean, I'm not lying but the theories are interesting

I don't think you are, but if you were I wouldn't worry about it today.


VOTE: No Elimination

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Ah.

Hm.

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astropants bro I can't

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YOU BETTER FUCKIN CHECK, ASTROPANTS

POB GON GIT YA

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is that certain?

For someone in the conf-town seat I'm not getting a lot of how you feel about what's happening or where we should go. Yknow. On account of you basically being conf-town. This probably isn't super familiar to you but you're sort of the town leader role here.

Lead your people, dude.

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All it takes is confidence. Who are your most solid town reads? Go from there.

if both scum die tonight then we win

but if you miss and i already died we lose

That doesn’t answer the question.

It answers to his certainty level if you think about it.

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Pob?

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HOW LUCKY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHY

There's a question mark there. That's three questions.

WHY YOU DOGGING POB HE GET YOU

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WHY

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I'm either voting pob long or no elim. When pressed to defend his statements all pob long had in the end was "muh ari scumread!"

We can't no elim I thought?

I'm reading is as a strong-willed townie tbh

Kinda why I'm gimmick tag teaming Astropants

And yes Astro I am going to introduce pob long to uspol #sorrynotsorry

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POB GON GIT YA

ITS

POB LONG

ARE YO KIDDING ME IT SAYS IT RIGHT NEXT TO EVERY OF MY POSTS

Pob, POB,

POB

!!

I'm saying "pob long is going to get you" to Astropants to make sure he knows we're serious.

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Is this a wrong concept @catboi/chk?

No, it isn't.

VOTE: Astropants

I've been town reading pob hard.

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Yay my other game ended and I won as town. Yeehaw.

Okay so basically everyone left is looking at everyone left for up to two scum with Gamma being the only acceptable slot to be universally town read. Good. Good good.

To attempt to postulate that I've been sitting in the back is laughable given how many verbal and non-verbal nudges I've given to literally almost all of you.

For whatever reason cat and I haven't interacted much but he'd be the only one I haven't made attempts at generating alignment indicative content with.

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Clearing Gamma as town pr is okay.
Clearing Astropants as town pr is not.

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Don't stop playing the game you signed up for right after you call me out for not posting.

Fuckin' figger it out I say.

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Page 75 had me in tears holy fuck pob

Voting Astro the third time

I too understand we're dealing with a gimmick but it really doesn't read like a scum push to me.

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so scummy trying to do everything to not to get votes

There's merit to stuff like this.

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That means if you are town, there is only one mire townie. Is that really pob??

You keep insisting there wasn't a crosskill when you can't possibly know that.

Gamma, if pob flips town you HAVE to shoot here.

I hope you understand why.

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I have one in the chamber but I'm not pulling the trigger. 3/4 ain't bad.

gg town