Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[xofelf]

/in both!

Hell yeah, Identity.

[xofelf]

We missed you!

[xofelf]

N was the only one I thought would use mum.

[xofelf]

Crocheting is a very good way to be able to keep my hands busy so I can focus on listening to things, which is really why I never finish anything, the projects aren't for completing really.

[xofelf]

Oh well, these sure are some identities. Might be the first time I don't instantly know somebody.

I'd like to Split the board.

Let's put: Magic, piano, bird pin, cake tester, knife, and room colour together please.

[xofelf]

Okay! So let's take a guess on a particular ID here cuz this is the only place I can start somewhat confident that this could be right. So!

IPS lost the nuzlocke

[xofelf]

Okay sorry, life things were things, still gonna be flitting in and out here, but!

Haschel and pabs, which international border was it, and why on earth were you crossing it?

[xofelf]

It is, sorry. Had some life stuff come up.

I swear I've heard both those stories, so that's no help!

Okay, so, thoughts time. I have seen around Vash's room and to his new apartment, so he can't be the room colour, he also hasn't visited many scummers at all so that's not him. For that matter, I think the only ones in that above list that have been to other scummer's houses are Vi and N. Actually... hmmmm, fuck it, I'm going to

Double dip on that one, and say if it's not Vi, it was N

.

More thoughts to consider. Vash has played magic, i swear i've heard the cake tester story. Flum doesn't seem the kind of guy who wears pins at all, let alone a bird pin. Pretty sure Hasch's parents did not meet due to malaria.

[xofelf]

Oh uh, well I misread how that identity worked but hey, at least i figured out who actually had met scummers in person. Why would ducky do that? D:

Okay, so narrowing that down a little bit further I *think* this one is correct,

Vi goes places with a hummingbird pin

. Feels like a Vi thing.

[xofelf]

plot, how did malaria introduce your parents?
Korina, in what context were you snapping an arrow against your throat?

And vi, I've hung out with or seen pictures of both vash and flum so it couldn't be them, and just.. my vague impression of you implies you'd actually both care about fashion accessories as well as have some kind of signature to what you wear, whether its something sentimental or not. It just seemed right.

[xofelf]

No, it's the xof was away from town and forgot her computer at home last week game. I'm back now and promise to suck less now.

Let's go with,

StrangerCoug's room is a different colour

.

[xofelf]

I had a feeling it was going to be purple. It's nice

I swear I've heard this story, but i can't remember which of them told me so, taking a gamble here,

Vash is the cake tester

Either way,

DiplomatDC, which magic designer did you play against, and what deck did you win with?

[xofelf]

Well, if it turns out you aren't telling the truth, kudos to you on having an actual believable story.

DiplomatDC won magic

[xofelf]

Tridenty on the shark's tail, and then whomever shows up, I want to use my 3 questions to ask them what exactly were they doing that they got hit by a shark?

[xofelf]

Goddamn it pabs, why are you so good at stories? I *know* you travel a bunch too, bluhhh.

Ugh.. out of spite, i'm not choosing your ridiculously believable story,

Saladman, is that you?

Also plot's is possible, but i like their malaria story tbh.

[xofelf]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Is it pabs?

[xofelf]

Damn it, foiled by spite

[xofelf]

IPS, tell me why your keyboard has worn this way

Saladman, tell me about that arrow hon

[xofelf]

Oh, damn it IPS that's believable af. My keys wore that way too, and pretty sure due to fingernails and touch typing. Grrr, i'm hoping you aren't being a liarface,

IPS keyboard

[xofelf]

Plot, I really just like asking you questions tbh, but, why were you crossing borders in the rain?

[xofelf]

Ahhh, noooo. You have believable stories too UGH. Crap.

Okay. I swear I've heard this story before, so... uh...

Haschel is a border dude

[xofelf]

Aaaaaaaaaa. It's more I know he could be ANY of these but malaria, and I know he at least told me a fun story about traveling. Ah well.. uh...

*tiny voice*

Korina seems like the kind of kid who would actually do the arrow thing

[xofelf]

Yes!

Hasch nuzlocke, Plot border crossing, Salad arrow, Korina malaria?

[xofelf]

/in stranger

[xofelf]

Maybe he doesn't condone making cops cry, unlike *somebody*.

[xofelf]

Oranges already suck, how did you make them worse?

[xofelf]

You've already seen my favourite, and I refuse to subject anyone else to it.

[xofelf]

Cool of you to finish out these identities <3

[xofelf]

Look, my grandad just really likes shooting things. It's not the first disturbance that's been reported, even on his own property. His neighbours just get worried cuz he's in his 70's and they don't want something terrible to happen. The wasps were just there, and much easier for him to shoot than any actual removal strategies. He's a stubborn old man who never asks anyone for help.

[xofelf]

Yep, that one's me <3

[xofelf]

Hi pabs!

So about the perfume. This was actually one I made. I was at a perfume making class that my mom brought me to when I was 13, and we were allowed to put whatever we wanted in scentwise. So I ended up with this vanilla, cinnamon, and honeysuckle perfume. And I was a lot more impulsive when it came to passing thoughts than I am now, and I remembered that you can take honeysuckle blossoms and suck on the end of them and it's really sweet. And I wondered, huh, maybe this will taste as sweet as it smelled, and put a little dab on my finger and tried it. Protip: Perfume does NOT taste like what it smells like.

[xofelf]

I just know things because I find them fascinating, and weird flags is just one of those things. Puzzle involved non-rectangular flags, just as simple as knowing how many countries don't have rectangular flags, and you took that number to a combination lock, that had a couple blanks that were missing that, so you could unlock it. The number's 3 btw.

[xofelf]

xof, my love. I never cease to smile in your presence. Any of the choices for you will tell a happy story and you deserve that.

Aww paaaaabs <3 I adore you.

[xofelf]

Oh that's a good choice.

[xofelf]

This dollhouse was left in the house we moved into when I was a baby, and had belonged to the girls who were the previous tenants. It survived my childhood, a complete repainting job cuz it had horrific wallpaper, a second remodeling and paintjob where the foam floor was taken away since that was needless, and it had been drawn all over, two younger sisters, and now my son. It also used to have a woodenstair case, but that fell apart two kids ago and I just haven't cared to replace them since they fall off a bunch anyways. It's a very good sturdy dollhouse of indeterminate years.

[xofelf]

It has been a while since I've been the default phone-a-friend, so I am happy to do it.

I also want to let everyone answer questions before I give you the one I 100% know.

[xofelf]

Okay cool, so, I don't know about anybody else, but I do know 100% that

Vash was the criminology major

. So you can snag up that one if you want, or take a gamble on anybody else. Good luck <3

[xofelf]

Oh uh, you're waiting on me.. Look, I got nothing for this one.

[xofelf]

I never said how old I was when I wrote the sock poem It was in middle school and an acrostic poem and it was not very good.

Striped
Orange
Colorful
Kaleidescope of
Socks in my sock drawer.

But fuzzy socks are the best thing in existence.

[xofelf]

Oh it wasn't. It was terrible. But it was an assignment I didn't even want to do in the first place, so I did the least amount I possibly could.

[xofelf]

That's precious, oh my god.