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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:06 am

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It's that time of year again! That's right it's time to
troll the fuck out of Alisae
have a good-spirited moment to express just how much we managed to
not actively hate
feel gratitude for someone on this site this year!

Would you like to submit a S N A Z Z Y? If so, you should PM me with the following:
-The title of the award
-The recipient of the award (+ a link to their avatar)
-A gif that captures the sense of the award
-A short description of what the award means and why you're giving it out

Does anyone review the award in question? Do you need to feel like you have a wholistic sense of someone's play or read a whole bunch of stuff to give a Snazzy?
Fuck
No. I do a quick check to make sure the award does not seem mean-spirited and other than that it gets posted. Note that the S N A Z Z I E S actively encourage giving awards that have nothing to do with 'skill' but rather other things that make you happy.

Now let's get the ceremony underway!

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Our first award is the only one that is not given out from the recipient of the previous year (due to the nature of this particular award). It's THE ARBITRARY! Given out by Jingle.

And it "Goes to the participant whose usernumber popped up in random.org when I randomized the userlist for MS."

Incredible.

Who won the JINGLE JANGLE Arbitrary lottery?

It's...

Spoiler:


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Did Jingle sort by people who posted in the last year, or posted at all?

HE SURE DID NOT!

Incredible! And this year, he actually hit someone who *had in fact posted on site* ... back in 2002. Maybe next year he'll random someone that actually set up an avatar (but probably not).

* * *

Our next award is THE TARDIS. This wonderful award is given out by the one and only Something_Smart, the winner from last year, to someone that encapsulates the "most calm, down to earth, sensible type player."

Who could possibly match this description?

Why it's none other than...

Spoiler:
Bell
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The awards will continue... when I feel like posting more of them! :lol:
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:26 am

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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:01 am

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congrats wilson !
White Flag : Carebear Edition is in signups ! (4/13) sign up if you want a low pressure, high friendliness game !

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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:08 am

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Our next award goes out from Bell and is titled "The Human Debugger."

Humans are notoriously buggy in their logic. This award goes to someone that helps them run without a hitch.

Who is this fabled debugger...? Why it's none other than--

Spoiler:
Something_Smart!
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 11:53 am

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Our next S N A Z Z Y is awarded by Kanna. Kanna says this award goes to someone who deserves a crown but hasn't gotten one yet.

Who could this possibly describe?

Spoiler:
It's Uncrowned!
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:46 pm

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Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:07 pm

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In post 5, Menalque wrote:Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve
puddn is a hacker/cheater who rigged this award ceremony.
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His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:55 pm

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In post 6, Firebringer wrote:
In post 5, Menalque wrote:Good to see pudd’n finally getting the recognition they deserve
puddn is a hacker/cheater who rigged this award ceremony.
And they deserve the award all the more for the $7 they paid me to run the random integer generator at that particular time.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:17 pm

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Firebringer demands that the Seal of the Year award continue. Since the criteria no longer revolves around not flipping fellow seals, the new criteria is that the recipient must express the core seal values of: 1) cuteness, 2) memes, and 3) never gonna give up

Who seals the deal for this award?

Spoiler:
NorwegianBoyEE!
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:42 pm

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In post 0, Krazy wrote:troll the fuck out of Alisae
im fuming
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:13 pm

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It's time for a SNAZZY BOMB

That's right we're dropping TWO SNAZZIES on ONE PERSON

Can any individual being HANDLE so much SNAZZINESS?

Last year I deliberately tried to prevent double snazzies by doing them one at a time and then gently nudging people to not repeat. But this year I asked a bunch of people all at the same time and different people independently decided to SNAZZY the same person twice. This means their SNAZZINESS is now a burden, meant to inflict on all others immense jealousy and envy. LOOK ON THEIR SNAZZINESS AND DESPAIR.

Anyway, what am I going to do, deny a snazzy? I wouldn't and I couldn't.

This SNAZZY BOMB has two parts. First, is the DUCKY award. The Ducky Award is given out by last year's recipient, Hectic, which is given to a new or underrated player that had "constant good vibes."

Hectic describes this player as having "Clean and sharp vibes that could cut someone in half"

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And this second Snazzy award is given by Menalque, who created a new award.

The
Surprise Shower of Rainbows
award, for someone who has been a fabulously pleasant force in all their games, making them a better experience for all involved, regardless of their alignment or how any particular game was going for them!

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Who dares receive both the DUCKY and the SURPRISE SHOWER OF RAINBOWS in one year?

It's none other than...

Spoiler:
Ydrasse!
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Who I will also given an unofficial CATGIF spoiler award to as well! Image
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:17 pm

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In post 10, Krazy wrote:SURPRISE SHOWER OF RAINBOWS
ydrasse stop with the rainbows its too much
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"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.

His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:39 pm

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oh gosh, TWO snazzies? i didn't even know i was a contender, but i'd like to thank all those who supported me on this tough journey to receive them over the years. it was a grueling endeavor, but it proves that with a little endurance anyone can achieve their dreams!

thank you to the academy for awarding me these both, and to those who nominated me. i couldn't have done it without you guys, and i am eternally grateful to you both!

i had an entire speech recorded, but it mysteriously vanished when i didn't like how it sounded, so just thank you to all those who believed in me!
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:58 pm

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In post 4, Krazy wrote:Our next S N A Z Z Y is awarded by Kanna. Kanna says this award goes to someone who deserves a crown but hasn't gotten one yet.

Who could this possibly describe?

Spoiler:
It's Uncrowned!
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:27 am

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This is 10 times better than scummies.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:30 am

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In post 14, NorwegianboyEE wrote:This is 10 times better than scummies.
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We just need to tread carefully because if you slip up around her as scum she notices and will tear your spine out and slap you to death with it. (I'm slightly scared of Nancy)
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:43 am

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Lmao Bell

I promise that we did not coordinate this :lol:
It's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know whose children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning... SIT DOWN AND TALK!
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:53 am

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In post 16, Something_Smart wrote:I promise that we did not coordinate this :lol:
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:55 am

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LMAO
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:07 am

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In post 9, Alisae wrote:
In post 0, Krazy wrote:troll the fuck out of Alisae
im fuming
Speaking of!

Alisae bequeaths the "cutest hydra" award this year to a very special pair. Who are these lucky winners?

It's...

Spoiler:
kookiemonster!
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Composed of JohnnyFarrar and Noraa!
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But wait...

Wait. What's that?

Is it...

IS IT ANOTHER DOUBLE SNAZZY?

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FROM LEFT FIELD -- IT'S THE PENGIIIII AWARD!

Menalque is giving out this year's PENGIIIII award, as last year's recipient. As you may be aware, Penguins are the most social of all birds (and the most intelligent despite what those frauds in SCIENCE might say), so this award is given to a new user in the preceding year (2020 for you non-Penguin birds cough ducks out there) who demonstrated strong play in Mafia games while also demonstrating the ability to keep things things fun and lighthearted for the most part with the overall player base (and also bribed me the most). The PENGIIIII goes to...

Spoiler:
Noraa!
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:23 am

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i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981
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His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:25 am

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In post 20, Firebringer wrote:i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981
We were DUH! :mrgreen:
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:31 am

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In post 21, Bear HUGS wrote:
In post 20, Firebringer wrote:i really wat to know who was cutest hydra in 1981
We were DUH! :mrgreen:
were u alive then!?
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his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
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His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:10 am

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Oh! I fell into a thread!
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:11 am

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It seems I should be making an award now!
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