TM 2021: A normal roguelike

[The Bulge]

I read that "I am high like that" and it was extremely on brand haha

that one's a work in progress atm

[The Bulge]

if it would help creature we could all agree to shun you from the thread until you've done your exam

[Creature]

Dunno how that will help. Last game this was attempted I still almost racked 2k posts in 6 days.

[Aristophanes]

Oof!

Well good luck on the exam! I'm sure you can slay it <3

[petapan]

you dont have to wrry about being distracted when no one is posting

[xRECKONERx]

VOTE: xof

i dont think i really need to explain why tbh

[Augustus Caesar]

HAIL

Greetings all. I am Augustus Caesar of Rome. I've been invited to play this online forum mafia game by an old pal of mine, Hectic. Yes, I understand how the internet works despite being born in 63 BC. And

yes

, I'm immortal and over 2000 years old - don't ask, it's a long story. People always end up asking and I get tired of telling them the same story over and over again.

ANYWAY...

naturally

, I have a legion at my disposal. They'll be doing all the town and scumhunting for me while I spectate from the gallows. I'm not actually sure what the word gallows means but I'm hoping it's some kind of regal throne or some kind of nice spectating platform. Would be kinda embarrassing if it means something completely different LOL. Anyways, you should get what I'm going for given my examples so there shouldn't be any problems here.

[Augustus Caesar]

VOTE: xof

i dont think i really need to explain why tbh

me neither tbh

VOTE: xofelf

[Augustus Caesar]

i'm caesar's number one man btw
or pokeman i guess
nothing goes to him without going through ME first
just asserting my authority here

[Summer Nights]

like... nya?

VOTE: xof

[Summer Nights]

kind of embarassing that my signature didnt attach im kinda self conscious rn so dont ask me anything....... :/

[petapan]

okay i won't ask you anything

VOTE: summer nights

[Summer Nights]

Thank You.

[Augustus Caesar]

Happy Birthday, Summer!

I'm the man who made immortality possible for Imperator Caesar. We're trying to get him in a machine nowadays but he doesn't feel entirely comfortable about the idea. We might lure him into a lab under the pretense of it being gladiatorial combat.

Oh, my apologies, I just felt like laying some backstory and lore on you there. It's a bad habit of mine, so stop me if it gets out of control.

Could I have your signature?

[petapan]

oh man are we actually getting every hectic personality in this game

if so i want to say hi to grumpy cat

[Summer Nights]

no no, go on with the backstory... it feels like once maybe, in a dream.... we might have spoken of our backstories together. tell me, is there a deep dark story there that only i have the ability to heal?

and i suppose... i'm rather shy about giving it out but for you i'll do it, just this one, do not sell it please

Spoiler:

[Summer Nights]

no one else look at that btw its one of a kind

[Augustus Caesar]

oh man are we actually getting every hectic personality in this game

if so i want to say hi to grumpy cat

HI. I think you pocketed me as scum once or TWICE

That's not why I'm feeling grumpy today though, I don't hold grudges. It's because pichu patted me an even number of times earlier

I hate even numbers

[Augustus Caesar]

no no, go on with the backstory... it feels like once maybe, in a dream.... we might have spoken of our backstories together. tell me, is there a deep dark story there that only i have the ability to heal?

and i suppose... i'm rather shy about giving it out but for you i'll do it, just this one, do not sell it please

Spoiler:

Oh my, that's a beautiful signature. I shall treasure it always. I'll place it inside a small locked chest inside a slightly larger chest inside a slightly larger chest continued ad infinitum. I find thieves usually give up when they have to break more than 5 locks.

About my backstory... hmm, well, the dream you remember might be me breaking into your room to steal all your jewellery. Times were rough back then and we really needed money to finance Caesar's gambling habits. Just between you and me, it's still pretty bad...

Do you need your stuff back? I'd completely understand if you did and won't hold it against you.

[Summer Nights]

how did such a contraption exist, a chest large enough to hold a chest slightly smaller? what is your record...

and ah, i remember those times.. dark ones, for that jewelry was given to me by my formerly betrothed. he had passed recently,y ou see, of an illness we couldn't quite place from sickness itself, but... oh, i shouldnt speculate in public... stories, fanciful ones.. perhaps though, i could look into the dowry and see what wealth is within

hearing your plight though, how could i hold it against you? your heart is in the right place, sir... perhaps if you could place the ring upon my finger, you know the one, sapphires and pearls? then perhaps i would be happy.......

[Summer Nights]

for now though, i return to my kingdom buried deep within my dreamscape... perhaps i shall awaken to the weight of the ring? i shouldn't dream, surely you don't have it...

[Augustus Caesar]

grumble GRUMBLE

Someone pat me, I hate staying on an even number of pats

petapan how do you play scum and town differently? I'm scared of you

[Augustus Caesar]

Summer HBB headed out to pay off some more gambling debts and will be back later

I don't know if he thinks I'm some kind of errand cat to him but he told me to tell you but I'm not happy about it

[petapan]

grumble GRUMBLE

Someone pat me, I hate staying on an even number of pats

petapan how do you play scum and town differently? I'm scared of you

my approach is mostly the same. but i'm the worst person to ask that question because my perspective is biased and i don't wanna lay out what i feel my own limitations are. but i'll give the answer i gave in a recent game that i'll probably be more spontaneous as town.

any thoughts on anyone who's posted so far?

[xofelf]

=/ I am not a fan of this Reck, how dare you.

But also, I'm not available for anything til tomorrow at the earliest.