DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED


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Post Post #200 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:46 pm

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In post 194, SirCakez wrote:
[MCMAW SYSTEM] Attention soldiers, this is Command with an important announcement. Real Americans all know that the best bourbon is Wild Turkey American Honey. Carry on soldiers.

WHAT TYPE OF CLOWN PUTS HONEY IN THEIR BOURBON

WOULDNT BE ME
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Post Post #201 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:47 pm

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In post 198, Bell wrote:Hi, yay 8 pages. I'm an American and I thought for a moment, oh shit. I am scum, but strangely, I am not scum and am instead town.

BELL HAS UNTIL CAKE GIVES ME MY NUCLEAR LAUNCHCODES TO OBVTOWN HIMSELF OR BE TURNED INTO A PILE OF SMOKING ASHES
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Post Post #202 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:47 pm

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VOTE: Against
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Post Post #203 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:49 pm

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And my grandpa has a subdural hematoma and I'm gunna go to the hospital now.

Fucking fuck fuck.
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Post Post #204 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:50 pm

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I HOPE YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS A SPEEDY RECOVERY SO HE CAN HELP US FIGHT THE RUSSKIE SCUM
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Post Post #205 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:59 pm

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Votecount 1.1


FOR TOTAL WAR [14] - Prism, Vaxkiller, Save The Dragons, Et Al, gorilla, Equinox, Cephrir, Nexus, Titus, T3, PookyTheMagicalBear, mastina, DeathNote, The Church of Skitter
AGAINST TOTAL WAR [2] - samantha97, Bell

Unconfirmed [8] - Lady Lambdadelta, Toogeloo, Robert M Hunter, Untrod Tripod, DeasVail, deep-city-lights, joqiza, marry

DEFCON 5 will last 72h or until everyone has confirmed via voting For/Against Total War.

Countdown to the End of DEFCON 5: (expired on 2021-05-02 09:07:00)

We will not be going to Total War. We will move to DEFCON 4 when everyone has arrived or at the above deadline.
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Post Post #206 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:02 pm

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In post 202, Bell wrote:VOTE: Against
sorry to hear about your grandfather

also bell is confirmed town by being the first to join the cool kids table
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Post Post #207 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:26 pm

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In post 206, samantha97 wrote:
In post 202, Bell wrote:VOTE: Against
sorry to hear about your grandfather

also bell is confirmed town by being the first to join the cool kids table
THIS IS A RUSSIAN SPY.

VOTE TOTAL WAR


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Post Post #208 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:28 pm

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In post 203, Bell wrote:And my grandpa has a subdural hematoma and I'm gunna go to the hospital now.

Fucking fuck fuck.
THIS IS AWFUL. I AM SORRY.

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
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Post Post #209 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:33 pm

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capslock role was already taken by pooky
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Post Post #210 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:34 pm

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TRUE AMERICANS DON'T USE CAPS LOCK

WE USE LEFT SHIFT
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Post Post #211 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:49 pm

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VOTE: total war
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Post Post #212 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:50 pm

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nice party... has anyone seen my plus one? i walked in with them, but now i can't find them anywhere. their name is marry...
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Post Post #213 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:02 pm

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In post 210, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:TRUE AMERICANS DON'T USE CAPS LOCK

WE USE LEFT SHIFT

LLLD LOCK TOWN

IVE NEVER USED CAPSLOCK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ONLY FILTHY RUSSKIES USE THAT CAPSLOCK SHIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE WEAK FINGERS
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Post Post #214 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:29 pm

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In post 135, mastina wrote:DeasVail is pure gut.
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Post Post #215 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:31 pm

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Also I take it back, I do not conform

VOTE: Against

I remember reading about the difference between these but I don’t remember what I learnt from the process.

Consider this a product of my pathological need to be different.

This should be fun?
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Post Post #216 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:11 pm

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so we submit our choices for troops as soon as defcon 4 starts

troops are like PRs it seems. i think all else equal we'd like town to have these powers?

troops are unique. only 1 person can have each troop. there are more players than troops, so not everyone gets one.

if there's a conflict with drafts (i.e. two or more people want the same troop) than whoever submits the PM to the mod first gets it. lmao.

therefore, i propose we hammer into defcon 4 at some coordinated or agreed upon time in thread, to maximize the ability for townies to procure their desired troop. we have the advantage of numbers, scum have the advantage of coordination: we should try to even that playing field.

at the least, all townies should have the troop draft PM to the mod ready and waiting to go as soon as we enter defcon 4.

this is assuming i'm not misunderstanding something about the mechs. plz correct me if so.
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Post Post #217 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:12 pm

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YOU DONT NEED TROOPS YOU NEED NUKES NUKES NUKES
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Post Post #218 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:32 pm

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In post 216, joqiza wrote:if there's a conflict with drafts (i.e. two or more people want the same troop) than whoever submits the PM to the mod first gets it. lmao.
wait what

that is a change from the previous run and also is just really really bad and unfair to people in different time zones from the mod (and also Cakez said that the setup did not change from the previous run with the exception of eavesdropper being maybe removed)

@mod can you explain how troops are distributed in case of a tie, and can you also let us know any other rules that have changed since the last run?


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Post Post #219 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:34 pm

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In post 216, joqiza wrote:so we submit our choices for troops as soon as defcon 4 starts

troops are like PRs it seems. i think all else equal we'd like town to have these powers?

troops are unique. only 1 person can have each troop. there are more players than troops, so not everyone gets one.

if there's a conflict with drafts (i.e. two or more people want the same troop) than whoever submits the PM to the mod first gets it. lmao.

therefore, i propose we hammer into defcon 4 at some coordinated or agreed upon time in thread, to maximize the ability for townies to procure their desired troop. we have the advantage of numbers, scum have the advantage of coordination: we should try to even that playing field.

at the least, all townies should have the troop draft PM to the mod ready and waiting to go as soon as we enter defcon 4.

this is assuming i'm not misunderstanding something about the mechs. plz correct me if so.
He changed the randomization to timing? That seems silly.

joqiza can be town for pointing this out and trying to strategize around it, though.
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Post Post #220 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:38 pm

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Agreed on both points.

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Post Post #221 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:40 pm

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Hello, I'm back I'm still waiting for a school back after tha transfer to a neurosurgeon ready hospial. Guess I'll see whether he needs surgery or not tonight or tomorrow morning.

Anyway,

Mafia.
Gorilla, Prism, Sam, are giving out vibes but I'm not sure if they're town vibes or scum vibes.
Weak incline on town vibe for sam, but I'm not sure how I feel about the town bin.
I'm no sure how I feel about Deasveal following up as third either, not that I have a single clue what the difference between Def con 3 and 5 is. I took it to mean "more talky" "less nuclear"
I know we're here for the nukes, but the only reason we're all still here in this not nuclear wasteland is because people slowed down a little.
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Post Post #222 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:41 pm

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In post 221, Bell wrote:Gorilla, Prism, Sam, are giving out vibes but I'm not sure if they're town vibes or scum vibes.
Weak incline on town vibe for sam, but I'm not sure how I feel about the town bin.
I'm no sure how I feel about Deasveal following up as third either, not that I have a single clue what the difference between Def con 3 and 5 is. I took it to mean "more talky" "less nuclear"
I know we're here for the nukes, but the only reason we're all still here in this not nuclear wasteland is because people slowed down a little.
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Post Post #223 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:43 pm

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In post 222, gorilla wrote:
In post 221, Bell wrote:Gorilla, Prism, Sam, are giving out vibes but I'm not sure if they're town vibes or scum vibes.
Weak incline on town vibe for sam, but I'm not sure how I feel about the town bin.
I'm no sure how I feel about Deasveal following up as third either, not that I have a single clue what the difference between Def con 3 and 5 is. I took it to mean "more talky" "less nuclear"
I know we're here for the nukes, but the only reason we're all still here in this not nuclear wasteland is because people slowed down a little.
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Post Post #224 (ISO) » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:43 pm

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DEFCON 5 = voting on total war
DEFCON 4 = drafting troops (PR's)
DEFCON 3 = Day 1. Regular execution, no nukes, SK kill, no scum kill.
DEFCON 2 = Day 2. Regular execution, no nukes, SK kill, scum kill.
DEFCON 1 = Day 3 on to the rest of the game. There's an execution still (and factional kills), but also nukes.

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