DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[Vaxkiller]

I actually would want an obvtown player to grab fallout shelter. It'd be shitty for me personally but a way to keep obvtown alive is good.

so you cant obv town? cmon titus

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE OBVTOWN ARE THOSE THAT ARE LEFT ALIVE AFTER ALL THE RUSSKIE SCUM ARE DEAD IN THE GROUND

[Titus]

I actually would want an obvtown player to grab fallout shelter. It'd be shitty for me personally but a way to keep obvtown alive is good.

so you cant obv town? cmon titus

No. It's a very Titus defect.

[Vaxkiller]

WHAT TYPE OF STINKING COWARD WOULD TAKE FALLOUT SHELTER

Town points

[Vaxkiller]

I actually would want an obvtown player to grab fallout shelter. It'd be shitty for me personally but a way to keep obvtown alive is good.

so you cant obv town? cmon titus

No. It's a very Titus defect.

really? I feel like you can,

[DeasVail]

I actually would want an obvtown player to grab fallout shelter. It'd be shitty for me personally but a way to keep obvtown alive is good.

so you cant obv town? cmon titus

No. It's a very Titus defect.

I have been reading you as pretty town

[Bell]

I actually would want an obvtown player to grab fallout shelter. It'd be shitty for me personally but a way to keep obvtown alive is good.

so you cant obv town? cmon titus

No. It's a very Titus defect.

I have been reading you as pretty town

This does sound like slightly chill town Titus. but *disclaimer that I could be wrong*

[Save The Dragons]

do i have a nuke yet

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WE WILL RE EVALUATE AFTER THE FIRST ROUND OF NUCLEAR LAUNCHES

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

BY RE EVALUATE I REALLY MEAN I WILL RELOAD AND SHOOT AGAIN

[mastina]

Ya probably, it wouldn't be the first time they were scum and they started the game that way.

I'm pretty sure regardless of which head posted this, this is a scummy as fuck post from the Church.

Ya probably, it wouldn't be the first time they were scum and they started the game that way.

It was a c/p from her first post in the previous game, though...
-S

Especially because of this.

Hi, yay 8 pages. I'm an American and I thought for a moment, oh shit. I am scum, but strangely, I am not scum and am instead town.

I'm not sure but I THINK that this is a town-Bell.

[mastina]

REAL AMERICANS KNOW NUKES ARE SUPERIOR

Town. <3

VOTE: total war

Hard to say but I THINK that this is town.

PookyTheMagicalBear
gorilla
Prism
Lady Lambdadelta
Cephrir
samantha97

Save the Dragons
Equinox
Nexus

Bell
joqiza
DeasVail

Toogeloo
Robert M Hunter
Untrod Tripod
mary

deep-city-lights
T3

Titus
DeathNote
The Church of Skitter (Alisae/Menalque)

Vaxkiller
Et Al (Skitter/SS)

Locktown townreads townleans null null-lean-scum scumreads scum.

[mastina]

THIS MUST BE A TOWN
AMERICANS DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING

It's hard to say for sure, but I actually am inclined to agree with you there.

PookyTheMagicalBear
gorilla
Prism
Lady Lambdadelta
Cephrir
samantha97

Save the Dragons
Equinox
Bell
Nexus

Robert M Hunter
joqiza
DeasVail

Toogeloo
Untrod Tripod
mary

deep-city-lights
T3

Titus
DeathNote
The Church of Skitter (Alisae/Menalque)

Vaxkiller
Et Al (Skitter/SS)

Think this is more accurate for my reads right now.

[Bell]

Hi Mastina.
Why am I so low in your reads if you think I’m town?

[Bell]

Oh, yeah I forgot that you kind of update your reads asynchronously sometimes.

[mastina]

KNOWLEDGE IS THE ENEMY OF PROGRESS
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR LIMITS YOU CAN ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE

Pooky can I just say that you are legitimately a treasure?

Because you're amazing. <3

I'm genuinely getting a wide smile on my face reading your posts.

mastina's reads look random to me?

I’m catching up by reading properly now but at this point in the game I actually find myself... vibing... with mastina’s reads and I’m not sure how to feel about that

It happens surprisingly often, believe it or not.

I've gotten significantly more competent at townplay since the last DEFCON. (Granted, admittedly my scumplay has since tanked so it was a tradeoff and I am not infallible, I was only so-so in Team Mafia and I did manage to basically singlehandedly lose a recent game by hard-townbinning two players that were scum so I am no paragon. But I DO have my moments of goodness where I know how to find scum and how to find town.)

mastina why do you write so much.

I'm pretty sure I have one of the lower post counts in the game and that I'm typing a lot less than you're insinuating; most of my posts are readslists.

[mastina]

I HAVE BOUGHT THREE KILOS OF GRADE A COLOMBIAN COCAINE FOR USE DURING THIS GAME

(Genuinely curious about this btw; I feel like I'm missing the joke here because to my autistic ass, colombian cocaine invokes the air of communism so I don't actually get how this is an American thing but I admit to being fairly ignorant.)

At ths point bell feel like high postcount but lacking in content. The reads almost feel forced.

You and I are apparently reading very different games as Bell very much does not look like he's lacking content to me.

Looking at the list again I think the one we should really try to get is submarine because it's dangerous in enemy hands. So if town gets it they can just hardclaim it.

In my attempt to channel my inner patriot:
PLANNING IS UNAMERICAN, WE GO IN WE SHOOT WE KILL WE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS BECAUSE WE KNOW WE ARE ALREADY IN THE RIGHT.
(Which is to say: I have my own draft plan and my theory for which are the most optimal picks to make in what order, but I feel like sharing them publicly is anti-town because if I share them pre-draft, scum can adjust their strategy.)

[mastina]

VOTE: Against
Make love, not war, man.

HIPPIE EUROSCUM

Pretty much, yeah.

[mastina]

Oh whoops meant to include a readslist with that:

PookyTheMagicalBear
gorilla
Prism
Lady Lambdadelta
Cephrir
samantha97

Bell
Save the Dragons
Equinox
Nexus

Robert M Hunter
joqiza
DeasVail

Untrod Tripod
mary

deep-city-lights
T3

Toogeloo
Titus
DeathNote
The Church of Skitter (Alisae/Menalque)

Vaxkiller
Et Al (Skitter/SS)

Locktown townread lean town null lean scum scumread scum.

[Bell]

I think this is town mastina, but I'm how Melanque feels about me and how best to approach me is how I feel about Mastina.
Except that with me it's totally unnecessary because I'm not hard to sort while Mastina could be.

Also, my grandpa is out of surgery and it appears that parts of his brain that are involved with language and communication are damaged. It wasn't really the kind of surgery that should have done damage. Since it was dealing with blood flow to the meninges, not the brain itself. Maybe the swelling and pressure had simply progressed within the last 10 hours.

@Mastina, you didn't really answer the question about why you write so much, I'm curious too!
You can't deny that you have written a lot of words in your life time, compared to alot of us fellow humans.

[Bell]

That said, it's just a request. You don't have to answer.
Not that I'm implying that I could order you to do so.
Though, I guess I could, you just wouldn't have to follow it.

Language is funny sometimes. I tend to be chatty when I'm nervous and upset.

[Bell]

More evidence that Pooky is scum this game, he's on the top of town Mastina's list.

[Bell]

I'd like to believe that Mastina just has a very sensitive early false town tell radar.
Rather that she tends to pick up on people who are trying to look town and town reads them.
Especially in RVS.

Like a lamist radar. Maybe. I wonder if scum actually do tend to be more lamist early, that hasn't been my experience at all though. Lamist accusations seem like voodoo bullshit and about as predictive as your local fortune teller.

[Nexus]

The point of LAMIST posting is that it’s a way of trying to seem town because scum know they aren’t town. As a hydra in a game with anti hydra people which had already been told that there was a desire to nuke hydras, LAMIST actions are a good way to try and deflect. That’s why I think you did it, because you are hyper aware of the fact that as a hydra you will automatically face pressure, which, if you were town, you’d find easier to deflect, but as your PM was a scum PM, you found it stressful and needed something to do. Your reactions also haven’t changed my mind.

I repeat. Why u mad.

[Cephrir]

There are anti hydra people in this game??