DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[SirCakez]

[MCMAW SYSTEM] Attention Taskforce members, this is Command. Soldier Equinox has gained a partner - soldier xRECKONERx. This partnership will be known as The Entity. Carry on soldiers.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

RECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

GLORYIOUSSUSUSUS

[The Entity]

What a glorious day.

We are AMERICANS.

Mastina is A COMMIE BASTARD.

And other people did the trolling of voting against Total War before I had to.

GOD BLESS the US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[The Entity]

All I remember from DEFCON 4 is that LLD was big dumb for thinking I would take ACC as scum and nobody listened to me about UT being scum so I think we'll save everyone a favor and melt UT's bones with hot radioactive uranium like, as soon as humanly possible.

[Bell]

All uranium is radioactive. Uranium becomes lead once it decays, I think.

Why do you think Mastina is scum?

[The Entity]

I mean, because she is. Haven't you been reading?

[Nexus]

Why are you so mad about it? If you were town, you'd simply have noted my criticism and moved on. The fact that you are still obsessed with trying to defend yourself is, in itself, scummy. Move on.

(a) that's a completely unfounded assumption based on how you imagine town would play, and (b) I don't even really care about defending myself, I'm trying to understand your thought process so I can read you-- and I have a leg up here, since I know that you're entirely off-base, so I can try to figure out whether I think you made an error or whether it was more malicious.

As it is, it seems like you just dropped a buzzword down and then tried to retroactively justify it, which is probably slightly +scum, but only slightly.

-S

Wrong again.

[Nexus]

Hi Reck.

I'm not sold on mastina scum yet, but I've also never (to my knowledge) played with mastina so idk.

[T3]

I've never rolled scum.

I skimmed through Bell's ISO in Pooky vs Flavor Leaf and I'm getting a different feel this game so actually maybe not.

[SirCakez]

[MCMAW SYSTEM] Attention Taskforce members, this is Command. Soldier deep-city-lights has picked up their intelligence but has not communicated on the network with us yet. We are giving soldier deep-city-lights 24 hours to message or we will draft a new cadet. Carry on soldiers.

[SirCakez]

Votecount 1.4

FOR TOTAL WAR [19] - Prism, Vaxkiller, Save The Dragons, Et Al, gorilla, Equinox, Cephrir, Nexus, Titus, T3, PookyTheMagicalBear, mastina, DeathNote, The Church of Skitter, Lady Lambdadelta, joqiza, Untrod Tripod, Robert M Hunter, marry
AGAINST TOTAL WAR [4] - samantha97, Bell, DeasVail, Toogeloo

Unconfirmed [1] - deep-city-lights

DEFCON 5 will last 72h or until everyone has confirmed via voting For/Against Total War.

Countdown to the End of DEFCON 5: (expired on 2021-05-02 09:07:00)

We will not be going to Total War. We will move to DEFCON 4 when everyone has arrived or at the above deadline.

[SirCakez]

[Day 1, DEFCON 4]

[MCMAW SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. Enemy movement detected.
[MCMAW SYSTEM] Checking for false positive...
[MCMAW SYSTEM] No errors found.
[MCMAW SYSTEM] Analyzing...
[MCMAW SYSTEM] Additional analysis required.
[MCMAW SYSTEM] Forwarding...

In a deep dark basement somewhere...

"That's it. Got it. We're in."
"In to what?"
"Into your mom that's where."
"Ha ha very funny."
"Into the MCMAW system. I've got the nuclear codes. Just need a little bit and we can turn their bases into a bunch of craters."
"Awesome. Take us to DEFCON 4. Everyone needs to get ready"

One of the two figures grabs for a shot glass. Pours some liquor in. Grimaces. For it is not WILD TURKEY AMERICAN HONEY but the dreaded GREY GOOSE VODKA. Disgusting.

"Please hurry up. I can't stomach this Russian shit for much longer."

It is now Day One, DEFCON 4.

Total War has failed.

The game will proceed as normal. All players have until

Wednesday, May 5th at 9:25 AM EST.

to submit their Deployment Preferences. If you do not submit by this time, a Missile Silo in Nuclear Launch Mode will automatically be deployed for you. If all deployments are received before this date, DEFCON 3 will begin as soon as possible.

Again, if

all players submit their choices before deadline, DEFCON 4 will end early.

[samantha97]

aw I was 10 minutes late

[T3]

VOTE: Deasvail
Let's go.

[Bell]

I mean, because she is. Haven't you been reading?

Natural 20. "You sound very confident, I'd love to sheep you, but you failed your charisma check! Please try again and explain it to me like I'm five years old."

[Bell]

VOTE: T3

[T3]

I didn't like DeasVails tr on DeathNote. Bell, why?

[samantha97]

deasvail is very obviously browsing this thread on mafiascum.ru

[T3]

It doesn't make sense that Deas would towread someone for lying about knowing what to do. Should we talk about the troops and silo we cose?

[gorilla]

deep city lights probably drew scum and decided they didn't want to play

[Nexus]

vote samantha97

[Nexus]

aw no fun.

[DeathNote]

GIVE ME MEH DAMN NUKES

[T3]

What are the optimal choices?

[samantha97]

they were probably all taken immediately so just submit everything and hope you get one