Micro 1014: Sadohydrachism (Game over)

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what a glorious sight to see

Isis, would you dance with me?

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i didnt forget you either ydra

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I already regret signing up to hydra with you again.

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I would like to report my other head for crimes against anime.

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I've watched the gif you've posted eleven times now and I still have no idea why you posted it.

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so cold and brash

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I am going to stop posting so this thread isn't just the two of us talking.

Restrain yourself.

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you could almost say I'm

Ice Cold

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dancing on my own

I'm turning off images for this account

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unwnd woke up on the wrong side of the bed

let's cheer him up

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I'm going to bed soon.

If I wake up and this thread is 20 pages and half of it is you spamming nonsense I'm going to be very upset

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Your hat is a crime against humanity

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I'm going to bed soon.

If I wake up and this thread is 20 pages and half of it is you spamming nonsense I'm going to be very upset

i thought you accepted being a shitposter

say it ain't so

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I am not a time traveler I wasn't talking to you.

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i like your hat johnny :3

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i thought you accepted being a shitposter

say it ain't so

If this account goes over 100 posts per day I will stop reading this thread

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let's get it to 100 then lolololol

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That wasn't a challenge Pooky

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i will protect you noraa and keep him at bay

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Noraa/JV - VT
Pooky/Unwnd - VT
Isis/Ydra - IC
SomSom - Jester
Parela - Mafia Goon

yea we're done here.

Pooky you can go wild and shitpost now.

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NO GUTS NO GLORY LETS GO

VOTE: KOOKIEMONSTER

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Wtf pooky

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Seriously why did you do that noraa was townposting

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wow unwnd blaming me for the hammer when he hammered

wild

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NORAAA IT WAS UNWND

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SERIOUS TROLLING GOING ON HERE

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I never would do that in my entire life

Pooky's off the goop

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unwnd's on drugs right now

only explanation

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unwnd's on drugs right now

only explanation

Says the person who just took a fat fucking toke and then declared he has 6 fingers instead of 5

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unwnd's on drugs right now

only explanation

Says the person who just took a fat fucking toke and then declared he has 6 fingers instead of 5

My hand is the hand of god

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ok ok hear me out.

either

Noraa is VT -> we deny the baddies their nightkill.

or

Noraa is Mafia -> I'm the best player ever

It was a necessary sacrifice.

We know Noraa wasn't jester cuz they didn't self-hammer.

It's a 50/50 shot they're either mafia or VT.

50% of the time it works every time

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Please catch the scum and let us win that way our death was not for nothing

don't worry beautiful

me and unwnd will beat the shit out of whoever the baddies are easy

best obvtowners ever to play the game

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if they were jester, they threw their game
if they were town, they deserve to lose
if they were scum, they threw their nk.
either way, if they aren't jester, they're prob scum.

im obv not scum or jester

im all tooooooooooooooooooooooown

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i'll be honest i didn't even bother to read you

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i just knew you weren't jester so hammering you means isis/ydra survives the night and all I have to do is make them read me correctly tommorrow and its easy win

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i already told you my thought process

you're not jester

so you're either mafia or VT

if I hammer you I either win or I get a 1v1 with the mafia and keep Isis/Ydra alive and they read me 100% correctly so its ez-win

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also are you dumb? Im conftown atm?
I'm hammered. If I was scum, scum and jester just lost. What point is there in twilight trolling in a game where I got lolhammered page 5 as scum?

i didnt know what you were when i hammered you

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im the most obvtown town who ever obvtowned

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lol why would i hammer you when you're townreading me and voting you out makes me not get my nightkill if im scum

you should think the play thru

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also unwnd dared me

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i asked him as a joke if I should lol hammer you and he was like yea do it or no balls

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fuck i should really not hydra with that guy its really killing my readrate

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i asked him as a joke if I should lol hammer you and he was like yea do it or no balls

and why would town make a dare like that?

fuck if i know i think he was trolling me

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Nah there's no reason to hammer me if ur town. legit none. you're reasons are horrible. Obvtown is nearly as valuable as IC in this game.

dont worry ill be so obvtown the sun will be dim by comparison

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you both blame each other lol but its just yalls red role pm.

lol if we were scum we wouldn't troll this hard

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I think you need this Noraa

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shithammers don't come from town on page 5 bruh.

It was a 50/50!

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what backtracking

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if we can't keep our story straight it's because we're high

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high on life

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Pooky you're such a lovable bastard

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I should've hydra'd with Not Mafia

I wouldn't have to explain shit right now

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You make your bed Pooks and you lie in it

I'll tuck you in though

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Love you long time unwnd

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yup

VOTE: Sommers 365

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chillin like a villain

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its party time

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our play would be so good if we were scum

too bad we're town so we basically just trolled

yikes

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@Parela@ Could you confirm our jester claim please. We can win together if we vote us out today and then we'll locktown you on our way out and say never vote for Parela and then they'll deadsheep us and won't vote for you tomorrow and you'll win too

^ This is a scum claim.


(1) there's no reason for town to pretend to be jester - only scum tries to pretend to be jester to avoid the elim on D1.

(2) this is a crumb signal to the real jester Parela, showing Parela where the Goon is it's kind of a wink wink nod.

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VOTE: wind jewels

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I don't understand what happened in this game

we should reroll it though