Micro 1014: Sadohydrachism (Game over)

[kookiemonster]

Hoooooo boy I'm excited for this one. I was already dancing on my own

[kookiemonster]

I've seen at least 2 anime if you count sonic x and don't know what that is

dancing on my own

Incredibly on point

FIRST FUCKING PAGE ARE YOU JOKING

[kookiemonster]

Your hat is a crime against humanity

Some people think it's cute

[kookiemonster]

WOW LILITH

[kookiemonster]

Unwnd is serous about that spam spooks. One time they took our vote away or some shit on this account for it

[kookiemonster]

Absolutely chillin is funny but nornor just got this gut feeling that the jester be them.

[kookiemonster]

i will protect you noraa and keep him at bay

aw poooooky

[kookiemonster]

I take my previous statement back >:3

[kookiemonster]

I'm kind of sad I didn't get to be IC ;(
but its ok because I already did some beary analysis on the game and it's easy minus the part where I have to figure out which of the other three is town.

[kookiemonster]

So basically, the jester and scum both want the jester to die day 1.

So if day 1 jester dies,
day 2 will be scum, vt, me

if day 1, we kill other vt,
day 2, scum, us, inno child

if we kill the scum, we win

These are the only options aside from killing me day 1, which, I don't think will happen.
but that would lead to other vt, inno, scum

[kookiemonster]

The quickest way to win this is if the jester claims straight away so we can give them the win because we're nice and fun people. The jester might be lying though so to be safe the mafia goon should claim as well to verify the jester claim. Once the jester wins day 1 we can continue playing normally on day 2.

I'll get the massclaim started - claiming jester.

VOTE: Sommers 365

Mafia Goon should be able to confirm.

-Magnus

are you kidding me?

[kookiemonster]

also out of chillin, Sommers, and georgebailey, only one is town. damn that's hard.

[kookiemonster]

I mean I'm assuming that was a scum claim from sommers. Whether jester or proper scum, still scum

[kookiemonster]

I mean I'm assuming that was a scum claim from sommers. Whether jester or proper scum, still scum

I'm just worried that it might be vt that's being dumb. I mean how hard is it to post a first post that's towny?

[kookiemonster]

Maybe someone who's played with either head can shed some light

[kookiemonster]

Mhm, very accurate and realistic assumption that you definitely really thought for a first RVS post

This is JohnMon speaking sincerely, from the heart. You ready? Here it comes.

I think RVS is stupid normally, but doubly so when there's only 5 people

[kookiemonster]

I mean, Sommers, if ur actually jester, then you're doing such a shit job lol.
Like if you weren't this obvjester, scum could help you. Now no one can help you because everyone thinks ur a jester.

[kookiemonster]

So like if ur not a jester, try acting like it????
ig scum acting like a jester is kinda smart. But also not really because once the real jester dies, its not great for them

[kookiemonster]

So like if ur not a jester, try acting like it????
ig scum acting like a jester is kinda smart. But also not really because once the real jester dies, its not great for them

This is what has me spiraling. Like scum only does this for wifom, right? BUT IT'S SO RISKY. Unless it's just a joke. But like, it's also a risky joke. I'm tired.

Pedit: meh.

[kookiemonster]

and leave tired out of this, he's done nothing wrong.

I've invited tired's friend, pot of coffee, to the party. We'll get this game solved real soon

[kookiemonster]

One coffee pot and one reread down

VOTE: kookie

Only scum and jester know we're not self hammering with this vote. This is an actual scum claim

[kookiemonster]

A real jester thinks about those things

[kookiemonster]

Be real with me; you counterclaiming jester? If so, I'll duel you and stop signing my posts to show I really mean business. For now though I think you're mafia so carry on

Chilling bois look like they have jester potential too with the comedy routine they have going, but maybe that actually makes us want to vote them less because it's funny

-Magnus

I hardclaim VT

[kookiemonster]

Is that confirmation, my goon?

-Magnus

two votes + no self hammer = probable confirmation

Im not self hammering as town in a game like this lol.

[kookiemonster]

One coffee pot and one reread down

VOTE: kookie

Only scum and jester know we're not self hammering with this vote. This is an actual scum claim

I agree actually. its not flawless logic but its likely right tbh.
Imma wait for the IC to come before voting tho because more discussion = better especially if we're wrong.

[kookiemonster]

Not okay to make things personal like that

-Magnus

hahaaaaaaa scum being self conscioussssssss and defensiveeeeeeee

[kookiemonster]

Ok for reals tho,
1) I am confirmed to not be jester because I would've hammered by now if I were jester.
2) Sommer is probably not town. I think the other vt would try to work with me more even if they didn't know I was town. Although there's only two vt here, I do think vts will be more uncertain and be more willing to work with other players because they are searching for the other vt.

[kookiemonster]

I'm going to wait for the IC to come online now because I need some ydra and isis opinions

[kookiemonster]

also lets write down the facts currently:

Wind Jewels (hydra of Isis and Ydrasse)

- Confirmed to be town

kookiemonster (hydra of JohnnyFarrar and Noraa)

- Confirmed to not be jester

1 scum, 1 jester, 1 town:
ParelaphostrongylusTenuis (hydra of shiki and bugspray)
Absolutely Chillin (hydra of unwnd and PookyTheMagicalBear)
Sommers 365 (hydra of Magnus V and Raya36)

Assuming the IC can believe I am town, this is what the game looks like.

Currently, pooky and unwnd have stated that they TR me. This means that if they hammer me, they are scum. Both of them would wait for the IC to at least post a couple posts before ending the day, not to mention hammering a TR of theirs. So, that means that I should not be hammered before the IC arrives unless Pooky and unwnd are scum. Because if they are town, they will wait. And if they are jester, that would be throwing the game.

[kookiemonster]

From the three, I've been mixing them up a lot but overall, my opinions are that:
1) if georgebailey has been bug spray this whole game, then its difficult to tell their alignment. They have definitely been trying to rile me up but bugs isn't exactly a good town player anyways so anything is possible I suppose. If that was shiki, we should feed them to the wolves asap. They might just be jester but if that's shiki, then I can with 100% certainty say that they aren't the other vt so it doesn't matter if we kill the jester. The drawback is that the IC will be dead tomorrow and we'll be with pooky/unwnd and magnus/raya. If pooky and unwnd are town, then this is a guaranteed town win. If raya and Magnus are town however, we're fucked. So ig the best bet is to try to get scum today. I don't know who is the other vt but whoever it is isn't doing a hot job so we probably need the IC guiding us to a win.
2) Unwnd and pooky. Tbh I can't tell exactly which posts are which head. But I started this game thinking the first couple were all pooky and I was like holy shit, pooky is scum for sure. then I realized that the weird toned posts were unwnd's. I don't know if that affects my read bc currently I think unwnd has weird tone but maybe that's like an aftereffect of me thinking he's pooky so I'm like uhhhh idk? I do hope they are the other vt because that would make this whole game very simple. I just worry if they aren't ...
3) These two really need to sign because unlike the other hydras, I can't tell whose talking at all. I think they might legitimately just be jester tbh cuz their play is just horrible. But I'm also aware that raya's play is .... not great due to my many games with her. So it's difficult to say.

I think that it might just be
raya - jester
bugs/shiki - scum
poonwd - vt
me and mon - vt
IC

[kookiemonster]

that's the simplest case scenario here. But I'm worried that this game isn't that simple.

[kookiemonster]

Oh my. I just had a little conversation with my hydra partner and realized something.

We should lim Raya today.

I was talking to mon about why they would put us at E-1 after barely any time in this game. If we were jester, they would've totally thrown the game if they were town because I would self hammer and scum would kill the IC and tomorrow is lylo.

Unless, they thought we were for sure scum(impossible at this stage, we are legitimately 4 pages in)
or they thought they could get an easy town self hammer (VERY POSSIBLE ACTUALLY)
These are the main reasons I can think of and I don't think I'm missing anything

I think they are scum that wanted me to self hammer. Why would they ever think that's possible you ask me? Bc in my most recent game with Raya, I was in the midst of studying for a recently finished ap exam that was very very stressful for me. I was in a horrible state of mind with that test and self hammered after barely any pressure. That game rays was scum and I was a survivor. With that in mind, I think Raya is just scum
VOTE: Sommers 365

I'm going to say RIGHT NOW that no one should put Sommers at E-1. If Sommers gets to E-1 and self hammers, that second vote, is a scum claim. So, whoever the vt out there is, don't vote Sommers before the IC gets here. I just want to make a point that's all.

[kookiemonster]

ah sorries I promised ydra I'd stop posting so often damnit. I just keep having new discoveries. I'll put more in the hydra pt from now on and put them here once they're more developed!

[kookiemonster]

Lol holy shit

[kookiemonster]

Can one head be a jester?

[kookiemonster]

Good luck tomorrow, other VT. Isis and Ydra it would have been nice to play with you ;_;

[kookiemonster]

^

[kookiemonster]

Regardless of pooky's alignment, that was throwing but whatever bye guys. We were vt.

[kookiemonster]

if they were jester, they threw their game
if they were town, they deserve to lose
if they were scum, they threw their nk.
either way, if they aren't jester, they're prob scum.

[kookiemonster]

Isis and Ydrasse, you two need to uphold justice for us.

[kookiemonster]

Please catch the scum and let us win that way our death was not for nothing

[kookiemonster]

*was not

[kookiemonster]

Pooky you crazy for this one

shush scum.

[kookiemonster]

ok ok hear me out.

either

Noraa is VT -> we deny the baddies their nightkill.

or

Noraa is Mafia -> I'm the best player ever

It was a necessary sacrifice.

We know Noraa wasn't jester cuz they didn't self-hammer.

It's a 50/50 shot they're either mafia or VT.

50% of the time it works every time

ok scum.

[kookiemonster]

ydra, you KNOW that pooky has never read me wrong in a game before. He doesn't think I'm scum here. He did this bc he's scum. You've got to trust me on this one. Meta as much as you want but that bear has never read me wrong. Elim him tomorrow.

[kookiemonster]

i'll be honest i didn't even bother to read you

yeah cuz you knew I was town lol.

[kookiemonster]

also are you dumb? Im conftown atm?
I'm hammered. If I was scum, scum and jester just lost. What point is there in twilight trolling in a game where I got lolhammered page 5 as scum?

[kookiemonster]

i just knew you weren't jester so hammering you means isis/ydra survives the night and all I have to do is make them read me correctly tommorrow and its easy win

ok scum. you know I'm obvtown as games progress yet you chose to take this gambit. You couldn't even wait for them to come online and discuss this plan with them?
Nah you were just afraid they'd WK me and I'd live til tomorrow cuz you can't beat me in obvtownness

[kookiemonster]

im the most obvtown town who ever obvtowned

quite the opposite :/

[kookiemonster]

lol why would i hammer you when you're townreading me and voting you out makes me not get my nightkill if im scum

you should think the play thru

Nah there's no reason to hammer me if ur town. legit none. you're reasons are horrible. Obvtown is nearly as valuable as IC in this game.

[kookiemonster]

i asked him as a joke if I should lol hammer you and he was like yea do it or no balls

and why would town make a dare like that?

[kookiemonster]

fuck i should really not hydra with that guy its really killing my readrate

you both blame each other lol but its just yalls red role pm.

[kookiemonster]

Nah there's no reason to hammer me if ur town. legit none. you're reasons are horrible. Obvtown is nearly as valuable as IC in this game.

dont worry ill be so obvtown the sun will be dim by comparison

I don't think ur town and if you are, you played bad.

[kookiemonster]

Why is the answer only obvious when we hammer you but not even three posts before you were townreading us lol

scum claim?

[kookiemonster]

Just pointing out your hyprocisy

shithammers don't come from town on page 5 bruh.

[kookiemonster]

anyways I've made my case. Ydra better yeet you guys tomorrow.

[kookiemonster]

Especially she should look at the backtracking. y'all can't even keep ur story straight

[kookiemonster]

I'm legit on pins and needles for this jester flip

[kookiemonster]

VOTE: Wind Jewels

WHAT WAS THE REASON. WTF WAS THE REASON?!!!!

[kookiemonster]

was at above 99% certainty that there were 4 players alive

oh

[kookiemonster]

I'll replay if mon is willing to. Y'all better effing pray that I dont roll jester. I am beyond pissed at how this game went down

[kookiemonster]

pooky literally got to hammer obvtown and conftown. life is very unfair.

[kookiemonster]

sommers was a total scumbutt so lowkey deserved to lose. But damnit that hammer was such a scum claim and scum still got the win. v unfairs