secret hitler round 3 [7/7] (fascists win!)

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trying to mod this again because i fucking hate myself

considering playing in this again bc i fucking hate myself

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/okay but can we not have it go as long as yesterday?

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/okay but can we not have it go as long as yesterday?

then propose and vote governments faster that is out of my control

i was talking to the others

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im kinda sick

I do remember your mechanics being very strong in past runs

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I’m /out for 5p

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But would like to play 7p

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Literally just made Michelle Obama my phone background in preparation for this

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Not again

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I demand that I be forced into a claim off with fash this time so I don’t have to make the key call

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Ja’s only bois

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It’s so rude for datisi to make me suffer two games in a row honestly

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You’re expecting me to be enthusiastic about rolling lib @unwnd? Really?

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After yesterday lmao

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nom: toad

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Not again

mena did you roll fascist? I want you to be honest

i did not

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You’re expecting me to be enthusiastic about rolling lib @unwnd? Really?

Wouldn't you want to redeem yourself lol

Okay did u roll fash again?

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I believe

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Claim toad

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2f1l

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I just got in gimme a hot second, jesus

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I wanna nein this and go toad -> oka

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I just got in gimme a hot second, jesus

Hypocrite

Wait huuuuuuh

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A wild ausuka appears!?

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OMG TOAD IS AUSUKAHI

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I thought you’d retired!!

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Well, nice to see you anyway, wish u’d come back properly (I will be adding u to my curated list of players who I sometimes invite to games when I want to ensure good times and chill vibes)

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Nein on this folks

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Why large? Townstumps?

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@bingle I'd love to but (1) on hiatus and (2) Koba and I are hard blacklists for each other

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I might rep in if you need one and the koba/Nancy hydra is dead

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err

thanks, Nero

not sure what I did to earn ur love but it's appreciated anyway

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ff

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what's the probability of 3f here if it was FFL FFL already?

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what's the probability of 3f here if it was FFL FFL already?

18%, which coincidentally is double of 9%

lol

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not lol-ing bc I don't believe u on this occasion, lol-ing bc you know why

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how much does the odds of 3f go up if one of Oka/nero lied and got 2l1f and discarded the l?

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I'm ja on this one I think?

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Ok i now nein all mena govs

this is a weird take, im thinking Oka is fash

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like how does it make sense to think im fash out of my pair, Oka, given that toad is corroborating that I was given 2f?

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since when

didn't you ja our govt last round?

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voting results

the government of president

the toad

and chancellor

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PASSES!

JA (6/7)

1. menalque
   
2. unwnd
   
3. pokerface
   
4. the toad
   
5. bingle
   
6. okapoka

NEIN (1/7)

1. nero cain

election tracker: 0/3

I mean

???

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easy game easy life?

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im fine with me/toad being frozen out

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Ok i nein bingle govs for discard lib

uh

this is clearly fash, no?

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wait so what's the full claim so far poker? does bingle getting 2l there line up with everyone else truth telling?

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unwnd, pick Nero or me?

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like picking me is probably bad objectively if we get 3f but if you're lib then we win if you get a lib lol

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oh wait actually we should nein and let poker be president, no?

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okay I've nein'd on whoever unwnd picks

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what makes u think im facist, mena?

I don't?

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I think Oka>you, Nero

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Shuffle 1: FFL/FFL/FFL/FFF is claimed
Okapoka and chancellor Bingle led to liberal
menalque and chancellor the toad led to liberal
nero and chancellor pokerface led to liberal
the toad and chancellor menalque led to Fascist

Shuffle 2: FLL is claimed
bingle and chancellor pokerface led to liberal

bingle and pokerface should still be part of shuffle 1, right

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dats can you confirm that shuffle 2 changes to 2L 10F?

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absolutely not fuckin Oka

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probably Nero, would love it if u'd just trust me but I get why not, failing that toad

oka dead last in who you should pick, poker

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dats can you confirm that shuffle 2 changes to 2L 10F?

the reshuffled policy deck has 10 F and 2 L, correct

WAIT SO WHAT WERE THE ODDS YESTERDAY OF FFF FFF THEN

EVEN LOWER THAN 9% ?!?!?!?

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Am I allowed to pick bingle or no? What rule again?

no, he was last formed govt

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do we have the votes for it to be me?

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I don't wanna pass to Oka so I'd rather play it safe if we don't

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I guess ja

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dats can you confirm that shuffle 2 changes to 2L 10F?

the reshuffled policy deck has 10 F and 2 L, correct

WAIT SO WHAT WERE THE ODDS YESTERDAY OF FFF FFF THEN

EVEN LOWER THAN 9% ?!?!?!?

Maybe I'm misunderstanding you but the amount of cards in the deck is dependent on the policies passed. Since we had 4L and 1F passed it's 10/2 but I'm pretty sure it wasn't like that yesterday. I keep track of the cards so I think 9% was right

agree on check Oka

or check me is fine

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sure, check Oka is okay

or check me and we nein it round to me then I pick bingle as chancellor

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it's now 2l 7f if truth being told, right?

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what are the odds of another 3f now?

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wow ok oka is a fascist. Why did oka ask me to check them. this feels odd. Nein his election pls

CALLED IT BOI

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NEIN

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in the words of dolly parton

WORKING NEIN TO FIVE

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is it Oka and Nero lmao

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everyone happy with bingle?

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JA (1/7)
unwnd

uh

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unwnd? buddy?

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u feeling' okay?

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okay let's get this bread

nom: bingle

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THE REDEMPTION

I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT

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bingle if u betray me now I stg

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BINGLE YOU FUCK

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CHOOSING NOT FUCKING BINGLE,T HAT'S FOR SURE

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get fucked lol

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you limey fashy fucker binky barnes

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oka, i'm willing to think about it at this point

you think poker/bingle formed a fash/fash pair?

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would hitler claim a fake on you though and enter into direct 1v1?

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for what it's worth topdecking gives us a 45% chance of winning i think lol

wait really? I had 2f 1L

if the first one was true from poker then that was 3f

so it's like 5f 1l left? not sure how you're getting 45% lol

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Wait so is mena accusing bingle of lying about cards?

YES

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I'm pretty sure top decking is 1/6 ?

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what is hitler zone?

if hitty elected as chancellor we lose

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oh you mean top deck until the end?

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toad shall I pick you

who would you pick as chancellor?

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is unwnd even here?

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Unwnd afk

Nero and mena sr me

Gimme flip

I'm like actively reconsidering you dude why are you still harping this line

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honestly i have absolutely no idea who to pick for chancellor LMAO

i think pokerface is most likely to be town but also probably hitler if they're fascist

I'm prob not choosing you if you pick poker to be chancellor

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toad, what do you think of Oka?

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actually, talk me through why poker is lib and not fash lying ?

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why is Oka prob fash

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like why is it more likely poker is lib who told the truth than fash who lied

that's what I'm not getting here

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oka, if i press you, who would you chance?

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pres* you

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passed lib twice and oka feels a bit weird

what's the implication of him doing this with conf!fash?

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I want to see if we can form a govt to win

bingle being okay with tding is giving me a lot of pause

can we get a ping on unwnd pls dats?

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mena and hitler is between bngle

in what fuckin world am I fash and bingle hitler

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sorry just gimme a sec for unwnd to turn up or not

then I'll pick

wanna see what he has to say if he's actually playing

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I'll give unwnd like 3 mins to turn up or not

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goddamnit unwnd

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lol stfu bingle

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toad are you betraying me this time

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pick: oka

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lol stfu bingle

Stop supporting Hitler and I will. Dammit, Mena. Michelle would be so disappointed in you.

I SWEAR

TO CHRIST

YOU OPENWOLFING FUCKER

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nero will u please ja yourself and oka

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The infirm would never support fascism

the bird has a point

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I will laugh if this is the second game in a row where poker checked fash and I didn't believe him

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uhhh

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I ja'd then Nero posted now I'm nein lmao

so it's like bingle/poker/nero confirmed basically

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oka pick toad

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or nein it round to me and I'll pick toad

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do we get anymore checks? does hitler investigate as face?

Next president kills you or passes lib and we win.

Oka/Mena with Nero Hitler confirmed, hoppy

stfu bingle lol, how does this make sense

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if it was that we literally just Ja and win with the unwnd autoJa

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everyone is scummy

o ye of little faith

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it's v obviously poker/bingle/nero lmao

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I exude liberality with every fibre of my being

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I just submitted an application to the Liberal Democrats

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nein this

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I just submitted an application to the Liberal Democrats

did you vote for Jo Swinson in 2019

we're entering the swinzone bay-bee

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(irl my contempt for the Liberal Democrats knows almost no bounds)

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stop trying to simp for Hopkirk, bingle

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Iirc correctly you're not old enough to vote toad, but when u r pls green or nobody (unless we get a socialist in labour again )

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doin praxis and playin mafia

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i don't think there's any possible way that a town mena/oka and bingle really believe that I prematurely claim hitler.

I think u thought the game was over because unwnd had dipped

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toad nom oka

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Iirc correctly you're not old enough to vote toad, but when u r pls green or nobody (unless we get a socialist in labour again )

I know we were having Jokes but don't really wanna have a political discussion here

that's okay my bit of marxist proselytising is done 4 the day

I feel less bad about not joining the comrades today in tirso de Molina to pass out pamphlets now

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who gives a fuck if u nein bingle lol

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toad, oka pls

I would say me but obviously..

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yes

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if Nero is town who was joking then people really need to learn that SH is not the place for jokes

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omg ok so I can't nom mena or bingle right

i can't nom nero and i can't nom hopkirk and i can't nom oka and i can't nom Poker

Fuck.

nom oka buddy

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is bingle bluffing?

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I'm neining bc of bingle, wanna see if he actually wanted this or not

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well that's a surprise not

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bingle/oka are fash

sorry, I was wrong on poker

and then one of toad/hopkirk

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toad if ur lib shoot bingle

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or maybe shoot poker lol that's my best guess for fash if oka is actually lib

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but shooting bingle is prob best

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nein whatever this is

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I'm neining everything and going for rand

not enough brainpower left to try and figure out the town in toad/hoppy

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I will only ja for myself as chancellor atp

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shut up bingle lol

why would I say that instead of just stfu if was fash

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oh wait it is oka who's lib sigh

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oh it's bingle/toad/PF

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fuckin rip

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which of Poker/Oka would be less likely Hitler?

oka

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but I think it's 3/3 so irrelevant

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hoppy if ur lib pick me and we win if toad is lib too

if not then w/e

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im gonna do duo lingo on my phone and keep one eye on this

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if toad is lib then we still stand a chance bc whoever is lib of oka/poker should vote for a govt with you/me in it

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if not then we nein everything lol

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Im not hitler im too chicken

is this

is this an avatar pun?

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eh I guess

honestly w/e but I'd be happier with it being me

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I have ja'd

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okay so uh

oka pick me?

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oh FOR FUCKS SAKE

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWO NIGHT S IN A ROW

WAWHUAWHOUAWEHFOUEWHFOEWAFOHE

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I'M DONE

BYE


DATISI I OBVIOUSLY NEIN BUT WE BOTH KNOW IT DOESN'T MATTER

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I am exasperated but this was still a million times better than last night

at least I knew bingle was fash the whole time

wtf was the clusterfuck of Nero and everything tho

I really think SH in marathon format is big ++ for fash bc I never have time to really try to process shit logically

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lol gg wp

I just got so confused who I was actually meant to be working with lol

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poker let's play SH again next marathon weekend so I can mistrust your result for the third time in a row

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also

NO MORE JOKES

no more jokes

NONE

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I had thought Mena calling oka scum b4 poker checked him meant they were the faces.

I was just good at that point lol

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then *sound of car rolling down hill, distant explosion* happened to my play

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bingle if u betray me now I stg

BINGLE YOU FUCK

I <3 you Mena.

I could feel it coming in my goddamn nuts man, I just knew

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should have picked toad again rip

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why did I not trust my anurian friend

toad has never did me wrong

was also breaking the cardinal rule of "never trust bingle" which frankly meant I deserved it

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it was kinda fun in the beginning but late game it just became a slog.

every SH game ever lmao

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@toad it would be cool to see you around in mishmash even if ur off mafia or whatever

good luck with exams

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Oh and then there was the Pokémon u pick where I think I voted you in lylo

Actually have we never not been TvT in a game together

I don't think so aha

you modded like my first ever game tho ^0^