What Killed Jake The Wolfie?

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Is it possible to produce the weapon that killed you on Earth using the technology currently available to Earth?

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Were you killed within the Laniakea Supercluster?

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Could I acquire the weapon used to kill you for less than $1,000?
Can the murderer travel faster than light, either on their own or with the help of a vehicle they have access to?

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Could I acquire the weapon used to kill you for less than $1,000?

I meant this to be USD, for clarity.

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When you created the sentient being that killed you, did you grant them any superhuman powers?
Did you create others of the same species as the sentient being that killed you?
Were you killed in a place you created?

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Does the place you created in which you were killed observe the same physical laws as this universe?

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Did you create the entire planet on which you were killed?
Can there reasonably be measured a distance between Earth and the planet on which you were killed?
Were you killed by throwing or shooting any type of projectile at you?

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If an Earthling were to see a picture of the sentient being that killed you, would the Earthling be likely to recognize the sentient being as sentient or probably sentient?

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Were you shot?
Can humans survive without special accommodations on the planet on which you were killed?

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What special accommodations would be necessary for humans to survive on the planet on which you were killed?
Were you shot with a projectile that exists ready-made on Earth?

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Did the shot compromise any of the accommodations you just described to an extent sufficient to cause your death, and if so, was such compromise the primary cause of such death?

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Were you shot with a firearm?
Were you shot with a weapon that exists ready-made on Earth?

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Would an American be accustomed to a police officer and/or a hunter being armed with the murder weapon?

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Is the murderer humanoid?

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Does the murderer use binary pronouns?
Did the murderer have help from any conspirators?
How did the murderer come to acquire the weapon used to kill you?

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Does your murderer use the pronoun "he"?
Was the murderer employed at the time of your death?

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Would a drawing of your killer look out of place if uploaded to FurAffinity?

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Does your killer's species have a lifespan comparable to that of humans?

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Does the planet on which you were killed have at least one continent and at least one ocean?

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How many of each does your killer's culture recognize on his planet?

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Are there multiple climate zones on the planet on which your killer lives?

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Did you create more than one of the weapon used to killed you?

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Do all three of the weapon, person, and location appear on that Tumblr page?