Micro 1021: Elect the Puppet Master [Scum wins]

[Department of Culture]

And are there any like-minded individuals for any of those?

[Department of Justice]

VOTE COUNT 1.2

With 7 players alive it takes 4 to elect.

Department of Agriculture (2):Department of Justice, Department of Agriculture
Department of Environment (1): Department of Culture,
Department of Education (1): Department of Education,
Department of Health (0):
Department of Culture (1):Department of Tweets
Department of Justice (0),
Department of Tweets (0):

Not voting (2): Department of Health, Department of Environment,
Deadline: (expired on 2021-07-22 19:00:00)

Gut reads I'd like to vote for Environment/Health/Tweets (or myself)

That's not very cash money of you.
-GeorgeBailey

[Department of Education]

Kai raised his voice in anger at Education

Why, I aught to throw you in a river. Then you might actually learn a thing or two.

I'm not going to elect a person who frames herself as lazy until she gets elected. That's really suspicious and, dare I say, makes you look like a Puppet Master.

Nou?

[Department of Education]

The puppet master is going to figure I'm not_mafia at any moment and no one would know I was turned into a puppet.

[Department of Tweets]

I should be minister. I promise I'll actually play the game if I am made one.

Kai raised Es' staff up to Education's chin, seeming to threaten her

Why should we ever elect someone who needs incentive to take action? If I could, I'd throw you out of our yearly meeting and get a new representative of Education.

Aye aye

VOTE: Department of Agriculture

There. Could I be any more obvtown for you, Environment? This game is so dumb and no one here understands me. I'm so out of my scumrange here and it's just plain disrespectful to not think I'm town here.

Actually, I think I should vote you for calling the game “dumb”. - no disrespect intended mod.

VOTE: Agriculture

More game should be like this - where thinking isn’t a necessary requirement pf playing. XD

*deep breathe*

WHY
YOU HAD ONE JOB

jesus. Okay. Okay. I'm going to vote Kai, because I'm not going to be around for 12 more hours. And just- hope someone with some sense pseudo-hammers.
VOTE: Department of Environment

[Kerset]

VOTE COUNT 1.3

With 7 players alive it takes 4 to elect.

Department of Agriculture (3):Department of Justice, Department of Agriculture, Department of Health,
Department of Environment (2): Department of Culture, Department of Tweets
Department of Education (1): Department of Education,
Department of Health (0):
Department of Culture (0):
Department of Justice (0),
Department of Tweets (0):

Not voting (1): Department of Environment,
Deadline: (expired on 2021-07-22 19:00:00)

[Department of Environment]

Kai, having cooled off from getting worked up, rested in Es' chair. E looked at all the votes, and decided that if anyone should be minister, it should be Eimself

I have decided that our government has grown to be too weak over the past few years. The people who inhabit it have grown to apathy. As your minister, I shall weed out the puppets and puppet masters around you, in fact they really weed themselves out. I shall advocate for free and fair elections, which are free of evil, and which chooses the greater of two goods, not the lesser of two evils.

As such, I officially submit my ballot.
VOTE: Department of Environment

[Department of Agriculture]

This is ridiculous. Why are we even taking a chance with Environment who could br anything when I know I'm town? Take the sake option today and then tomorrow we can try and solve the unknowns.

[Department of Education]

This is ridiculous. Why are we even taking a chance with Environment who could br anything when I know I'm town? Take the sake option today and then tomorrow we can try and solve the unknowns.

Things puppet master says for 500

[Department of Education]

VOTE: Department of Environment
That's hammer.

[Department of Agriculture]

We just lost the game, good job.

[Kerset]

VOTE COUNT 1.4

With 7 players alive it takes 4 to elect.

Department of Environment (4): Department of Culture, Department of Tweets, Department of Environment, Department of Education,
Department of Agriculture (3): Department of Justice, Department of Agriculture, Department of Health,
Department of Education (0):
Department of Health (0):
Department of Culture (0):
Department of Justice (0),
Department of Tweets (0):

Not voting (0):
Deadline: (expired on 2021-07-22 19:00:00)

[Kerset]

On the one side of huge table sat representative from Department of Agriculture along with Department of Justice and Department of Health. They believed that the most responsible person to receive its own ministry would be a person, who initially forgot about this meeting.
On the other side sat representative from Department of Environment joined by Department of Culture and Department of Tweets. They believed that the other side is wrong! The most responsible person is the one, who fall asleep over here during the meeting!
Everyone looked at the representative from Department of Education, who refused to at pick any side and decided to bring her own table.

Finally it was Department of Environment, who was elected!

Department of Environment became a

Minister

. E is confirmed to be aligned with

town

and e may not longer be changed.

Evil voice spoke from the shadows.

I am afraid that we got some kind of misunderstanding here. Anyway it is perfect opportunity for a break. Please go to cafeteria, i need to talk with some of you individually.

It is now night 1. It will last (expired on 2021-07-24 15:00:00)

[Kerset]

The break is over. We shall continue our discussion now.

VOTE COUNT 2.0

With 7 players alive it takes 4 to elect.

Department of Agriculture (0):
Department of Education (0):
Department of Health (0):
Department of Culture (0):
Department of Justice (0),
Department of Tweets (0):

Not voting (7): Department of Justice, Department of Agriculture, Department of Health, Department of Culture, Department of Tweets, Department of Environment, Department of Education,

Deadline: (expired on 2021-07-31 18:00:00)

[Department of Environment]

A much younger not-Kai was sitting in Kai's new dazzled Minister chair

Ahem

, hello everyone! Kai is taking eirs weekly paid leave, so I am replacing eir. E has informed me of what has happened here, so don't fear that I don't know everything.
You may call me Kai as well. I'll be seated here for the rest of the meeting, anyway.

Looking over the vote log, I suspect that if the Puppet master isn't Agriculture, then they are on the Rep. that they had the hardest time figuring out.

[Department of Education]

VOTE: Department of Education

[Department of Environment]

I was informed by my superior that you are trying to be "hip with the kids", Education. I suppose that's not something you've learned to do yet.

What are your current thoughts about the other Departments, Education?

[Department of Health]

I vote next: Agriculture/Culture/me > Justice/Tweets/Education . Order doesn’t matter. Most suspicious of Education.

[Department of Culture]

I vote next: Agriculture/Culture/me > Justice/Tweets/Education . Order doesn’t matter. Most suspicious of Education.

Why?

[Department of Justice]

VOTE: DoJ

[Department of Culture]

You guys can't just vote for yourself and say nothing, that doesn't help anybody

[Department of Tweets]

I vote next: Agriculture/Culture/me > Justice/Tweets/Education . Order doesn’t matter. Most suspicious of Education.

You're really stressing me out with your agriculture tr, health. PLEASE explain it, for the love of god

[Department of Health]

I vote next: Agriculture/Culture/me > Justice/Tweets/Education . Order doesn’t matter. Most suspicious of Education.

You're really stressing me out with your agriculture tr, health. PLEASE explain it, for the love of god

They townslipped/dumbtold. Maybe you’re also town? I don’t think Education is though. There is only one PM, so why are you convinced it’s Agriculture?

[Department of Health]

You guys can't just vote for yourself and say nothing, that doesn't help anybody

I can vote Culture today. I’ve been liking their posting.

[Department of Tweets]

I vote next: Agriculture/Culture/me > Justice/Tweets/Education . Order doesn’t matter. Most suspicious of Education.

You're really stressing me out with your agriculture tr, health. PLEASE explain it, for the love of god

They townslipped/dumbtold. Maybe you’re also town? I don’t think Education is though. There is only one PM, so why are you convinced it’s Agriculture?

Can you direct me?
I'm not convinced it's just that agriculture has been acting like it's opposite day since the game began, and has contributed- *less* than nothing to this game. Everything they say and do is ironic and I can't find any genuine opinions within it. You can't trust someone who's given you *nothing* to go on.

Education is more likely as a puppetmaster imo but i wouldn't be surprised if agriculture was trying to pull something with their act either, if they're not just town having too much fun.