Micro 1035: Commandless Chain of Command [game over!]

[osuka]

what’s up nerds i haven’t read anything because i feel like absolute shit so i’m going to bed but i’ll post tomorrow

[osuka]

in the meantime
HURT: the worst
VOTE: salsa

[osuka]

hahahah what the fuck this player list is actually really spicy how did i not realize that

[osuka]

I guess it's hero solve time: salsa/IV

conftown

[osuka]

did anyone say massclaim?

[osuka]

i think its massclaim time

[osuka]

claim 3-shot combined doctor weak vig

[osuka]

popcorn to the duck

[osuka]

pagetop to daddy

[osuka]

popcorn to the duck

this early? sure ok. I'm a two shot tracker.

oh fuck i didn’t mean it seriously are you serious

[osuka]

oh shit oh fuck, jesus christ what have i done

[osuka]

I hate to be the "stay in rvs!!!" person but I'm not sure I'm convinced by anti associatives between salsa/iv. Not outing those particular reads rn.

well skitter is wrong because I do in fact share a pt with salsa

it’s very impressive that the best player in the game managed to call the exact scumteam as not being partnered with each other

so are you claiming neighbor?

[osuka]

VOTE: Dwlee

And we’ve gone out of RVS.

How?

I caught scum.

Why

Dwlee

is scum?

Because

I caught them

.

Trust the process.

What is

this

process?

Hmm...

The interaction between

iv

and

Dwlee

that moment seems fake/forced to me.

I guess it's hero solve time: salsa/IV

conftown

confscum

UNVOTE: Cycle

VOTE: osuka

I hate to be the "stay in rvs!!!" person but I'm not sure I'm convinced by anti associatives between salsa/iv. Not outing those particular reads rn.

well skitter is wrong because I do in fact share a pt with salsa

it’s very impressive that the best player in the game managed to call the exact scumteam as not being partnered with each other

we are unstoppable or rather she is like she carried us in our last game and she’s gonna carry us after I die today like that’s literally why I’m okay coming clean rn because she is going to win regardless it’s actually just unfair if I don’t come clean

:lol:

I hate to be the "stay in rvs!!!" person but I'm not sure I'm convinced by anti associatives between salsa/iv. Not outing those particular reads rn.

well skitter is wrong because I do in fact share a pt with salsa

it’s very impressive that the best player in the game managed to call the exact scumteam as not being partnered with each other

so are you claiming neighbor?

Are you rolefishing? :shifty:

i’m only scumfishing

did your role pm say you were a mafia neighbor by any chance?

[osuka]

salsa if i ask you nicely can you stop using wacko colors that suck to read

[osuka]

did your role pm say you were a mafia neighbor by any chance?

I'm not liking my role, that's all I can say rn.

salsa if i ask you nicely can you stop using wacko colors that suck to read

I can ask you even nicely to use mafblack kindly, the color looks pretty good on it.

i use mafblack and its burning my fucking retina

[osuka]

can this please not be a repeat of the time you used a color that was just as obnoxious and got mega tilted? :)))))

[osuka]

oh fuck seriously theres like 7 pages for me to read? jknfaewpfioafjspdofkaweekorfjfclkjae

[osuka]

VOTE: IV

is this a joke or are you actually trying to push that slot

[osuka]

I'm wondering how to explain this. I think, scum claim aside, his play so far weakly trends away from analysis and towards being as cute as he can possibly muster and that loosely aligns with his scum skillset. this is a finer line than I'm giving it credit for but yeet

i think ive seen town iv do that though? ive definitely seen him do that and i'm pretty sure he was town, but really who knows

[osuka]

or actually on second thought he mightve been my scumbuddy lol

i should probably check, that sounds like an important detail

[osuka]

update: we were both town that game viewtopic.php?f=2&t=84245

[osuka]

Ill try my best.

I think we both think Sal and Dwlee are slightly towny? that's about all I got so far (except that osuka is hard unaligned with #ff4080).

i just fucking hate colors okay

colors are fun and im the fun police, no fun is allowed only gray-on-gray dystopic vibes permitted at all times

[osuka]

oh look i got a pagetop

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[osuka]

I mean if he doesnt i think the way he's been playing thus far is +town

i dont know if it is, i think thats just the way he is and im not sure you can extract much alignment information from that

it's like me: people try to read me on the basis of me getting annoyed, except that's not indicative of alignment - it's only indicative of people saying stupid things around me

[osuka]

skitter, wanna start a 1v1 so folks have stuff to comment on?

did you mean to post this in the scum pt? you don't usually see scumbuddies trying to arrange theater on the main thread

i admire your balls

[osuka]

dw about it, my calculations strongly suggested dwlee would use the :^) face. we're unlikely to see anyone else using it.

except this post. this post is just for science.

I knew this because I've used it in the past

exactly. i pored through all of your posts on-site and profiled you as a :^) user, or a user who is highly likely to succumb to the influence of :^).

again, this post isn't use of the :^) face, just a scientific observation.

90% of the time any alt that uses :^) is norwe, im calling it right now, god solve

[osuka]

Hi osuka, Hi DArby, Hi skitter30, Hi Cycle Men, Hi innocentvillager, Hi the worst, Hi Dwlee99, Hi Something_Smart!


We are happy to be here.

By we I mean me, Alyssa mostly just can't believe I dragged her in here somehow.

oh fuck pooky is here? here we go again

[osuka]

this is gonna be an interesting game, im excited

[osuka]

-

This looks terrible on mobile lmao

oh yeah my bad

it says daddy

[osuka]

just to reiterate, pagetops are for daddy

[osuka]

i dont think it does? if i had to guess id just say its a personality trait

[osuka]

Fwiw i dont think they're voting me anymore :shrug:

Lets talk abt the fact that osuka has many posts but literally no reads

were not even on page 20 yet

anyone saying they have a good read is either lying to you, to themselves, or both, and is therefore full of shit

[osuka]

Lets talk abt the fact that osuka has many posts but literally no reads

Osuka, is this true?

see 395

[osuka]

I'm really not sure how to parse this game, it feels a lot more one-dimensional over the last few pages than it really should with the events of the game so far.

-A

i agree - i havent said much because im not quite sure what to say that actually is of any substance. nothing in particular has jumped out at me as something i should push a slot for, and nobodys made a reasonably strong push to begin with so im not quite sure what to do

[osuka]

i'm only being nice to datisi!

but not to me? what the fuck

[osuka]

I'm really not sure how to parse this game, it feels a lot more one-dimensional over the last few pages than it really should with the events of the game so far.

What events are you referring to?

To me it still feels that we're getting off the ground.

It's more the order of events that are striking me as very odd. There's been a lot of talk about reading people in the game so far (at least relative to its length), but the moment I come in and say that I think most of the scum are in the less active players, the game just... follows along?

Even if there was a general consensus regarding this already, the fact that multiple people are getting the same sense about the game at that point as me and yet still following along that track is... disturbing.

Something about that doesn't ring genuine to me at all.

-A

i think that activity is a particularly shit indicator of alignment, unless over the course of weeks - and even then, it's reasonably justifiable by real life. ive had a quite shit past 48 hours work-wise, so that's partly why i haven't written much. my work schedule is completely independent of alignment, and i would imagine so is everyone else's so i think this is a particularly weak pseudo-group-push sorta thing

if anything rings ingenuine to me, that's this post here

[osuka]

VOTE: osuka was probably planning to hold off another day or so but

explain yourself,

duck

[osuka]

dadpages are for toppy

[osuka]

the first sentence of that post makes me want to be really mean to you but you're being way too nice so i'm not gonna do that and instead opt for passive-aggressively quoting myself

[osuka]

anyone saying they have a good read is either lying to you, to themselves, or both, and is therefore full of shit

anyone saying they have a good read

good read

[osuka]

try again

[osuka]

you get towncred for pushing the game forward, but you get scum points for making it in a particularly accusatory way

mindhack is a slot that feels really funny and i think theres a higher than random chance it flips red

s_s is townlean i think but im really not sure. darby can be townlean for now

i know the duck well but ive never played with him so i really cant tell you what the fucks going on in that slot

everyone else i either forgot about or dont have anything to say either way

[osuka]

your turn

[osuka]

mindhack is a slot that feels really funny and i think theres a higher than random chance it flips red

can u expand on this a lil pls

386 wants to look involved but is particularly passive

367 fucking reeks
387 also fucking reeks

[osuka]

osuka - can you remind me why you tunneled me so hard in that game a year ago and why you’re not going out of your way to engage me at all this game?

actually no i cant because i dont remember why i tunneled you last year

[osuka]

reeks

the scum word,,,,,

why do they reek? what parts of alyssa's posting do you think are overtly passive outside of, like - have you read alyssa posts before

the passiveness isnt what ticks me the most, it's the really disimulated vibes coming off of 367. that post doesn't truly have a purpose other than setting up a push on _someone_, but it's nobody in particular. even though it sounds like it's game advancing it does nil to get anything going (which is what she's complaining about in the first place). the post is way too vague to be of any sort of relevance to any slot in particular whatsoever other than her own, so it really just screams scum posting statements of pseudofact to try and get a shred of towncred in a game thats basically stalled

make sense?

[osuka]

anyone saying they have a good read is either lying to you, to themselves, or both, and is therefore full of shit

anyone saying they have a good read

good read

I’m also curious in context of this statement, how you were able to tunnel me so aggressively from the get go

i was either lying to you, to myself, or both

i dunno dude what the fuck it was a year ago

[osuka]

i dont even remember what i had for dinner yesterday

[osuka]

for all the mobile users out there <3

are you on a mac right now?

[osuka]

that font rendering looks really mac-ey

[osuka]

I remember that game semi vividly lol

but okay I guess i was just confused because this philosophy that u are taking here with “no good early reads exist” seems really different from your play that game so I was just wondering if something changed

i mean if i had to guess, something significant happened in that game and i felt strongly about it

nothing too significant has happened in this game so far, so i suppose my point sorta stands. like it can be as early as page 10 or as late as page whatever, it just depends on the game state and what's actually happened already. early early reads tend to happen more with players that throw the game into hyperdrive right out of rvs

[osuka]

reeks

the scum word,,,,,

why do they reek? what parts of alyssa's posting do you think are overtly passive outside of, like - have you read alyssa posts before

the passiveness isnt what ticks me the most, it's the really disimulated vibes coming off of 367. that post doesn't truly have a purpose other than setting up a push on _someone_, but it's nobody in particular. even though it sounds like it's game advancing it does nil to get anything going (which is what she's complaining about in the first place). the post is way too vague to be of any sort of relevance to any slot in particular whatsoever other than her own, so it really just screams scum posting statements of pseudofact to try and get a shred of towncred in a game thats basically stalled

make sense?

i have no idea why scum would do that to try and get townread is all

for all the mobile users out there <3

are you on a mac right now?

... and here i thought we were friends. :(

no i like macs dont get me wrong

anyway that's just a trash tier post and it really doesnt sit well with me for a number of reasons. i dont feel too strongly about the slot in general but that bit does stand out from that slots iso and the game as a whole

[osuka]

it's like a post i have exactly zero feelings but ig i was wondering why you were so piqued by it.

i'm using linux

what distro

[osuka]

that device is using Ubuntu 18.04

scumposting

[osuka]

i like macs

excuse me who are you to say that

excuse you, macos is basically bsd on steroids with a side of proprietary code. seeing as proprietary code pays my salary and seeing as hypocrisy is bad, i can’t bash apple for having proprietary code

i also have a debian box, ubuntu is just debian after a lobotomy and a lot of makeup. fight me in the maccas parking lot

[osuka]

what’s next? are you gonna tell me your text editor of choice is vi?? completely unacceptable

this post brought to you by emacs gang

[osuka]

osuka seems fine? why is he getting votes

osuka can u give us a brief rundown on how to read you/do u feel you've been towny so far

i dunno man, i do kind of make it hard for people to read me on purpose and even if i didnt i wouldnt know how to read myself because i never have to, i just read the role pm

i dot know if im towny but im town. i also dont know why people are trying to push me, the votes are just empty so far

[osuka]

it's almost like it's just the impression of pressure as opposed to actual pressure. i cant respond to the push because there's nothing to respond to

[osuka]

My primary concern with that is that regardless of osuka's alignment, scum IV can easily be pushing to exacerbate the aggression that osuka had somewhat showed earlier, which doesn't sit well with me when you add in 488.

-A

are we seriously saying 488 is ai and not just an obvious shitpost? is that just how desperate this is?

[osuka]

VOTE: mindhack

does this help?

[osuka]

with the being desperate and stuff

[osuka]

This is eliciting more interesting reactions than the osuka wagon

explain

[osuka]

popcorn to the duck

this early? sure ok. I'm a two shot tracker.

If the rest of them 20 pages look like the previous 4 I think 2-shot tequila would serve us all better

scumposting

3-shot vodka please

[osuka]

im caught up and i have nothing of substance to add

carry on

[osuka]

This is eliciting more interesting reactions than the osuka wagon

explain

I mean you're having a much bigger reaction to this wagon than to ur own

How are u reading iv anyways

its hard to read iv, ive found. im not sure whats going on with that slot quite yet

[osuka]

not as in null, but as in just a big fat question mark where a read should be

[osuka]

whoops i stole pagetop

[osuka]

does not reflect my previous experience with him (in that game he made a serious and correct vote on me on literal page 1).

im really just that good, but im sandbagging right now because if i dont it's really unfair

[osuka]

actually i think ss's probably town here? either that or page 27 is primetime scum play, like i wouldnt even be super upset losing to that

[osuka]

duck, talk to me

what are you thinking

[osuka]

duck, talk to me

what are you thinking

dittos, dittos everywhere

hbu

can a ditto mirror a ditto?

[osuka]

VOTE: osuka

Being chaotic is better than being useless

what would you like me to do

[osuka]

i am not a doctor but i am fucking drunk so ask me whatever you want and you’ll get osukas Drunken Answer(tm)

[osuka]

who should we yeet if we let IV live

mindhack

we should exec mindhack before iv to be honest

[osuka]

I eagerly await the OMGUS accusations

-A

piss poor

i’ve been saying you’re scum for a while now. are you seriously pretending everyone on the playerlist is that stupid? people should be acutely aware of the fact that that’s the case, and saying my read on you is omgus is reductive to the point of being offensive to everyone’s intelligence

please get your head out of your ass and at least put some degree of effort into pushing me, if you’re gonna do that. if anything, your vote is textbook omgus coated with a generous dose of obliviousness, because you have nothing to go off of other than the fact that i’ve been calling out your slot for being scum

[osuka]

if drunk osuka could call that out as cal being absolute dogshit, then surely everyone else can as well so please by all means let’s get this slot the fuck out of the game

[osuka]

this is the saddest attempt at anything i’ve seen the entire game

[osuka]

I think Mindhack is saying they are awaiting accusations of their omgus on you, not yours on them (at least that’s how I read it)

well then sorry i take that back i was really drunk and i’m stupid enough when i’m sober

[osuka]

actually my sibling is a real doctor who does fancy COVID research

but in this game, I am the Doctor in fact

sibling = scumbuddy
real doctor = mafia doctor
fancy covid research = night kills

i rest my case

[osuka]

hear me out

VOTE: mindhack

[osuka]

i’d vote for skitter for survivals sake but i’m not particularly happy with that wagon either. what are people willing to compromise on? mindhack is my preferred vote here because i’m pretty confident that slot is scum but i’ll vote something sort of anyone other than myself really

[osuka]

wow i literally just got here what the fuck

[osuka]

its gonna be a townflip

[osuka]

look at mindhack, im positive that slot flips scum over average

[osuka]

other people that come to mind as being moderately suspicious are s_s, a50, dwlee. look into iv but i think thats town

darby probably flips red. look into dwlee and darby for most likely scum outside of mindhack

[osuka]

pagetop

no troll, hero solve is 2 out of { darby, dwlee, mindhack }

[osuka]

that was just kind of a dogshit push honestly. there wasnt anything of substance to speak of so im not quite sure how we got to the point of hammering my slot honestly

[osuka]

look into whoever set up the push and there'll be scum there. mindhack really sticks out to me as being a slot that kinda sorta did things to set up wacko garbage pushes but never actually did anything of substance in a really suspicious, ass-covering kinda way

[osuka]

im just annoyed that i got executed for no good reason other than people didnt bother to use their brains, because you dont have to try too hard to realize that there really wasn't anything meaningful behind either wagon (me or skitter)

[osuka]

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO SET UP THE PUSH ON YOU BUT YOU ARE CONVINCED WE ARE SCUM

R U SERIOUS

mid 400s you actually did give the wagon a figurative push but in a very noncommittal way. you switched your vote to iv shortly after but thats the general trend with your slot: poke and prod, wait until someone picks up that line of questioning, then promptly back away and fuck off so that you can say you didnt actually set anything up, when in fact you did actually lay the groundwork for someone else to do it for you. rinse and repeat

please instaexec this slot d2